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Anonymous 04/14/12(Sat)18:03 No. 136042832 >go to england >head to restaurant for food >watch is set to timezone of hometown >ask someone what time it is >TOYME? WOTS THAT? >notice he doesn't have a watch >no one in england has a watch >big ben starts to chime >everyone stops what they're doing to count the bongs on their fingers >man crashes his car trying to count the bongs >waitress drops my order on the floor to count her fingers >man running down the street: Ol ITS 7 BONG >mfw P

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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Anon goes to the movies | /r/Greentext

Anonymous TRAILER HD 1.12 MB PNG Anonymous 05/03/23(Wed)22:43:15 No.184123089 If I go to the cinema this saturday at 11:30 a.m. to watch Mummies by myself because I want to support non-globohomo media, will I be harrassed because people think I'm a p---? 05/03/23(Wed)22:44:52 No.184123168 05/03/23(Wed)22:45:30 No.184123202 : Anonymous Anonymous Why are so many of you manchildren? It's f----- weird. 05/03/23(Wed)22:46:11 No.184123224 >>184123362 # >>184123391 # >>184125090 # >>184125189 # >>184128114 # >>184140620 # : Anonymous >>184123224 # Before 4chan i used to be retarded. Now i'm retarded and useless. It's worth it. 05/03/23(Wed)22:49:33 No. 184123362

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anon uses linux at school | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous linux at school 12 KB PNG 05/03/23(Wed) 20:53:22 No.93200794 >be me >basedpilled redpilled arch user >has artix installed on laptop >takes it to school >english class >chad teacher who knows pcs decides to skip >stuck with normiefag sub >sub tells us to work on s---, comes up to us 1 by 1 >booting up laptop >sub comes by >"tHiS iS eNgLisH CLaSs sToP cOdInG >try to tell her i was just booting it up >"nO eXCuSeS go to tHe pRiNcIPAL" >mfw normiefags think anything with black green and white is coding im still p-----. might just use those god awful chromebooks so i don't have to deal with that s---. how to i put some goofy screen over the init screen so this doesn't happen?

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Anon discovers the truth behind James Bond | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous (ID: fvgOASRK 59 KB JPG 05/02/18 (Wed)05:24:49 No.170173465 >be top tier british spy >need a licence to kill

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Lost in communication | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 16 KB JPG 04/19/23(Wed)06:41:28 No.73013678 >Have close friend >Female >Hang out multiple times a week >Have massive crush on her >Shes known almost the whole time >Has had crush on me too in the past >Skip to today >Get message on snapchat from her in the morning >She normally never texts anyone >"When you have a chance could we chat about something" >Instantly think shes going to confess >Get excited >"Yeah sure, we can chat here or do you prefer to talk in person" >Wait 3 hours for a response >"either idm" "but sooner the better" >Get even more excited >I'm about to date the girl of my dreams >"I'm coming to our group spot after work so we can talk then" "Is it good news? This has been on my mind all day" >"yeah sure" "and eh not rly haha" >Optimism instantly turns to pessimism >Start thinking shes going to break any potential or not wanna be friends anymore >"If its not good news you can just tell me now" >Wait 5 hours for a response >Work finishes >Go to group spot >Shes not there >Wait an hour there >Go home >Still no response The suspense and pessimism is killing me, I don't know how I can handle it, what is she saying? : Anonymous 04/19/23(Wed)06:44:29 No.73013694 why do you think its going to change your life its probably some dumb s--- like her dog dying or something

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Anon vs. gluten | /r/Greentext

File: 1683032122741524.jpg (218 KB, 1280x1028) Enter the hole? Yes No Anonymous 05/03/23(Wed)15:50:29 No.28879692 >be me >I get sever gluten intolerance in high school >for the next 5 or so years I avoid gluten as much as possible, whenever I accidentally ate it my gut would kill itself >a week ago I decided I was tired of that s--- and I began eating a f--- ton of gluten >I feel fine >>28879725 what the f--- is this why did I need to live my life in fear when there was nothing to be afriad about

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Anons Obligatory comment | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 05/26/21 (Wed)00:40:14 No.151447399 >went to the movies for the first time in more than a year >actor stops saying his lines >looks directly at me >starts saying my name, address and ssn >everyone in the theater looks at me and starts laughing I'm never going back to a theater again >>151448033 # >>151448884 #

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Least racist girl from Wisconsin | /r/Greentext

Anonymous jada.dorothy 19h 05/03/23(Wed)16:47:49 No.181375864 @audreygodlewski you won't get away with this s---. @uwmadison these are the types of students you let into this school? And you wonder why Black students don't feel comfortable coming here?? D8894354-0929-4F3D-ADDA-961F38BAEEB8.jpg 537 KB JPG >>Gets ghosted once(1) >>Turns into an uber racist.

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Anon learns sauna etiquette | /r/Greentext

E Anonymous etiquette in the gym sauna? 06/28/21 (Mon)19:33:17 No.62319126- Girl with a real good body, t---, and butt, was in the sauna. Nearly naked. Closest I ever got to a naked girl. We were sitting sweating for ten minutes. Well I decided to talk to her, and asked where shes from. She immediately left without saying anything. The worker after firmly told me to stay quiet in the sauna.Was what I did really that bad? I thought in the gym everyones becoming friends, after exercising and sweating together. 136 KB JPG : Anonymous 06/28/21 (Mon)19:34:11 No.62319137 Not starting with >whew, it's like a sauna in here Game was over before it started buddy >>62319198 # >>62319215 # >>62319287 # >>62319309 # >>62319323 # >>62319554 # >>62319647 # >>62319885 #

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Anon brings his laptop to work | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 9 KB JPG Anonymous concerned questions >I told them I just started up my computer and they tried to confiscate it but just gave me a warning not to do anything sus with the I.T at work >>93190406 # >>93192719 # Anonymous >>93190421 # Anonymous I bring my linux laptop to work >Some female coworker seen it boot up >She thought I was hacking into the workplaces computers or something >Asks me what the hell are you doing and then reports me >Higher up talks to me and aks >>93190390 # fpbp /thread what kind of nightmarish s------- do you f------ work at? >>93190493 # 05/03/23(Wed)17:46:20 No.93190377 : Anonymous 05/03/23(Wed)17:47:14 No.93190390 05/03/23 (Wed)17:48:03 No.93190406 >>93190406 # Archival Job for Historic/Gov Documents >>93192703 # 05/03/23(Wed)17:49:14 No.93190421 >>93190421 # my sincerest condolences 05/03/23 (Wed)17:55:02 No.93190493 Anonymous >>93190377 (OP) # >>She thought I was hacking into the workplaces computers or something normalfags think like this whenever they see command- line anything 05/03/23(Wed)18:28:51 No.93191028

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Anon loves his dad | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 19 KB PNG 04/16/23(Sun)15:12:27 No.72972614 >talking with dad about life >mid conversation he reaches deep into his pants to scratch his balls >kek internally I love my dad

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/fit/izens discuss workout strategies | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 05/01/23(Mon)08:40:13 No.70807985 r/Cuckold 1,290,413 Cucks & Hotwives 2,995 online A Community for Cuckolds & Their Hotwives See community info 8F744B9E-53A1-4B7E-8E3F-68B6A5A1A6C4.jpg 123 KB JPG is cuckolding the most effective workout? >extreme humiliation builds tolerance Join >if you like it you have to try as hard as you can not to c-- quick or else you'll be humiliated more >if you don't like it you have to masturbate anyway and force yourself to engage >restraint exercise, you can't cry or rush the guy f------ your girl >meditative, keep focus while ignoring your gf's moans >comes with a gym bro has anybody tried this? what have your results been? : Anonymous >>70807985 (OP) # worst thread on /fit/ and there's gay p---- in the catalog 05/01/23 (Mon)08:41:54 No.70807995 Anonymous >>70807985 (OP) # best thread on /fit/ right now 05/01/23 (Mon)08:54:33 No.70808104

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Anon breaks down the reason for the bud light marketing | /r/Greentext

File: 1659571733334055.png (28 KB, 716x206) Anonymous (ID: 1sjWAacx) 04/17/23 (Mon)23:54:43 No.423952496 >>423953340 >>423949879 (OP) BlackRock took everyone's 401k money and is holding it hostage in an Al known as "Aladdin" that buys companies, and then installs random Harvard-educated Marxists to promote transgendered universe for us goys as part of The Great Reset. These weird Jewish people invest the company's money Back into BlackRock and the process continues with transgender/child strippers/equity/feminist propaganda. This isn't a schizo post. Aladdin owns $21 trillion dollars in assets. It's wealthier than any country on the planet except China and America, and it has nothing to spend its money on except communist Bolshevik propaganda. It's all so tiring. I try to tell people, but goyim are too stupid to understand finance. I'm am so tired. □ IS THIS TRUE? WHY IS IT LEGAL? Anonymous (ID: +tM5pT5j) 05/02/23(Tue)18:37:17 No.425617216 >>425617701 >>425617978 >>425619746 >>425620451 >>425621734 >>425622465 >>425622586 >>425622807 >>425623597 >>425623628 >>425624791 >>425624938 >>425625586 >>425628338 >>425629059 >>425632431 >>425633942 >>425638641 >>425645879 >>425646981 >>425647955 >>425648650 >>425649058 >>425652314 >>425652507 >>425653569 >>425654061 >>425655801 >>425665442 >>425666265 >>425667230 >>425667446 >>425671523 >>425672918 >>425673657 >>425673746 >>425674337 >>425674532 >>425676309 >>425677746 >>425678478 >>425678651 >>425679041 >>425679352 >>425681037 >>425682815 >>425682990 >>425683324 >>425684547 >>425691054 >>425691796 >>425693095 >>425693650 >>425694395 >>425694413 >>425700556 >>425701322 >>425703109 >>425703179 >BlackRock artificially keeps share price of company high >Forces company to push agenda under threat of dumping share price >Media supports it or doesn't fight it much >Leftists dont care because it pushes their agenda >BlackRock profits >Is that the general idea? Pretty much, except that blackrock profits specifically from this Blackrock has what might be the most advance stock prediction software/hardware that's know of (to the public), it's call Alladin With this tool alone it could profit from here to kingdom come Added to it, thanks to backstabber in chief Trump, purchasing power of the fed was handed over to blackrock during the pandemic I've seen nothing to indicate that has ended, but maybe it has Either way, for the minimum of a year Blackrock could have been holding on to dogshit, but they could have priced it at whatever they liked and had the fed buy it Lastly there's been some rumbling about how unsustainable the whole ESG thing is from Vanguard and that they'll refrain from engaging in it in the future Don't know if that's just what they're telling the plebs to sate them, or if it's what they're actually going to do Either way the point being its wildly unprofitable to force companies to be less appealing and unproductive and prop their stock price up It's about enforcing an agenda No different than some jew in the NKVD in 1920s calling up the other commisars and saying "this week we inform the proletariat of their glorious right to abandon their family and join the family of the state" Only difference is now its a jew in a suit and tie instead of a jew in a uniform with a Makarov In many cases they're direct descendants

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