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![[-] Anonymous 06/07/13(Fri)04:22 No.20477985>>20477990 >>20478562 >on gym for the first time >mirin a 10/10 girl wearing thight spandex >she looks back at me, all smiles >try to bench press more than I actually can (skinny, close to no muscle) >too heavy >get stuck under the bar >call for help, choking, gasping for air >girl runs off looking for help >6.5ft mass of muscle runs to the rescue >lifts the bar easily >jelly as f--- >thank girl and muscle-head, can't even look her in the eyes >she "that was a really dangerous stunt... >y-yeah... i um... I don't know what went through me >Mulcle-head approaches me, says he can give me tips >well s--- I lost my chance with this chick, maybe if I become this guy's pupil I can get ripped and avoid the same humiliation >cont [-] Anonymous 06/07/13(Fri)04:22 No.20477990 >>20478004>>20478562 >>20477985 >he introduces me to the machines >helps me with the exercises, getting strangely physical >it's okay, the guy's just showing me how to hold these properly, I'd rather an awkward moment than get injured later on doing these wrong >we do this for half an hour, mostly talk tire easily >all sweaty, leave for the locker room >get in the shower >memories of my omega moment running through my head >curse at myself for being such an idiot >"this was your first day at the gym, wasn't it?" >turn around, the muscle-head came to the locker room, starts undressing to take a shower >Stutter like s---, hardly ever got naked in public, awkward as f--- "u-um yeah... I g-guess should be more careful" >turn back, face the wall >"But I think I know why you did it" >"r-r-r-r-really?" >"you were trying to impress that girl, weren't you?" his voice is getting closer >sigh, get a little more comfortable and admit it >cont [-] Anonymous 06/07/13(Fri)04:23 No.20478004>>20478015>>20478562 >>20478896 >>20477990 >"don't ever try anything like that again. You might injure your back permanently" >cubicle door opens >feel his hands on my shoulders >WHAT THE F--- tense as f--- again >"relax, I'm only checking your traps" >he starts massaging me >relax again, like it's magic. Let out a sigh >look down >boner >oshit oshit I'm not used to being touched like this >muscle-head laughs >"d-don't think anything weird, it's just t-that--" >he leans on me, feel a really hot rod against my back >he has a boner >his hands move from my back and start fondling my chest >try to get away >obsiously can't, he's stronger, towers over me and I was feeling strangely weak from his fondling >his lips get close to my ear >"most boys like you come here to try and impress girls, but they always miss out on the real..." pauses for a moment, more chest fondling "Locker-room parties!" nibbles on my ear, get shivers all over >if I scream for help I'll be the laughing stock of the city but if I don't scream I'll get d--- up my ass >cont [-] Anonymous 06/07/13(Fri)04:24 No.20478015>>20478027 >>20478562 >>20478896 >>20478004 >try to scream but he guesses it and covers my mouth >"we can't have that, can we?" >starts kissing my neck >virgin as f---, all this stimulation is making me dizzy, weak, hory all at once >not long before he uncovers my mouth and starts stroking my d--- >tense up, close to c------ >he stops >instinctively let out a "why?!" >cover my mouth in embarrassment oshit what the f--- I'm not gay, what am I even saying?! >puts his hands on my shoulders, forces me down on my knees >gets in front of me >look up, see huge throbbing uncut monster of a d--- >"I made you feel good plenty, didn't I? It's your turn to give back" implying b------ >"w-what... w-what happens if I refuse?" >"I don't think you will." authorithary tone, almost like an order >feel strangely compelled, not even afraid of him, just curious >tremble with uncertainty, I'm not gay but I'm horny and this guy is stronger than me >puts his hands on my head >"don't worry. It doesn't bite!" >pushes my head against it >try to put up struggle but his pushing is so strong and I'm so weak I can't even make his pushing slower >d--- on my face >smells... doesn't really smell like anything because we're in the shower cont. [-] Anonymous 06/07/13(Fri)04:24 No.20478027 >>20478039 >>20478562 >>20478896 >>20478015 >super smooth skin >decide to try and lick it >tongue runs over the shaft really easily, d--- skin gets slippery with saliva >start going up and down, enjoying it for some reason, getting really hard myself, precum coming out of because of the stimulation earlier >feel really lewd >try to put it in my mouth >huge d---, untrained mouth, can only fit the head and part of the shaft >stroke up and down with my lips, licking all over >he pushes my head away after a while >"Stay here. I have a surprise for you." >he runs off >most soul-wrecking minutes of my life. Conflicted as f---, want to leave, want to stay, don't want to see what's coming, be incredibly curious >muscle-head decides what I do for him as he returns with a bottle of lube and condoms >don't even question what the f---'s he doing with lube and condoms in his gym bag >he grabs my arms, pulls me close >puts his arms around my waist, kisses me >kiss virginity lost. to a guy. >he gets to flattering >"aren't we gonna use those?" >"do you want us to?" >oshit what the f--- am I doing?! >blushing like a schoolgirl cont. kisses me all over, strokes my d---, meanwhile the condoms and the lube dropped at a corner of the cubicle [-] Anonymous 06/07/13(Fri)04:25 No.20478039 >>20478071 >>20478388 >>20478562 >>20478896 >>20478027 >"if you want to, you gotta make it clear" >" I want to use those condoms and that lube" >THERE, JESUS CHRIST I SAID IT, OH GOD THERE'S NO TURNING BACK NOW >"really? how do you want to use them?" >what the f--- I'm embarrassed enough as it is! >"i-i... want you to put a condom on your d-d--- and um... I want you t-to put it in me?" >oh god what the f--- I'm not a man anymore am I? >he keeps snickering "put what in you?" >get really flustered "your d---, damnit!!" >"where?" >"in my ass! there I said it!" >he kisses me more, grabs my ass >try to get it done it, oh god I'm so horny I'm not even thinking straight >"now say it again, all at once" >aaaaaaa what the f--- dude just DO IT! >"I want you to put a condom on your d--- and then shove your d--- up my ass come on please!" >he tells me to get a condom, open it up >years of myths about condoms being hard to open are put to rest in seconds >tells me to put the condom on his d---. >do it >tells me to turn around and get on all fours > do it >hear a generous ammount of lube being poured on his d--- >realize the size of his d--- >"oh please, be gentle..." >what the f--- did I just say. >"oh don't worry, I'll be gentle!" >feel something pressing against my a------ >his finger >gets in surprisingly easier >first time getting penetrated, feel something weird at the base of my d---, as if c-- making their way there cont >>20478039 >he moves around for a while, touches me in one spot, I tense, feels amazing >he stops, gets two fingers in >then three >doesn't really hurt, was expecting to get my ass torn >takes fingers out >feel his body looming over mine >puts his hands on my shoulders >"if it hurts, just tell me" >close my eyes, really scared but so horny I won't make anything to stop him >fell his d--- head against my a------ >it goes in >fine so far >feel his shaft getting in >ok, manageable, feeling good >more shaft going it >getting a little uncomfortable >even more shaft going in > "too much! too much!" >he stops, pulls out a little > almost completely inside me [-] Anonymous 06/07/13(Fri)04:27 No.20478071 >>20478247 >>20478321 >>20478391 >>20478438 >>20478469 >>20478562 >>20478708 >>20478808 >>20478855>>20478896 >>20478920 >>20478968 >>20478981 >>20479112 >>20479199 >starts thrusting >weird mix of slight pain and pleasure at the same time >can't help but moan >his thrusting goes faster >feel like c------ >really close to c------ Anonymous 11/22/13(Fri)00:08 UTC-5 No.23692391 Replies: >>23693546 >>23691814 I read the whole thing and was kind of aroused, no h---. Anonymous 11/22/13(Fri)00:53 UTC-5 No.23692948 >>23691814 Ah yes, the return of the why-boner. >he c--- first >carefully takes his d--- out of me >"i did it fast to not hurt you. you need training" >lamest PE excuse I've heard in my life >realize it's the first time I had any kind of sex >he sees me still erect F Anonymous 11/22/13(Fri)00:27 UTC-5 No.23692639 >>23691814 boner definitely h--- Anonymous 11/22/13(Fri)00:30 UTC-5 No.23692683 File: 1385098239537.png-(12 KB, 300x157, perfect.png) hmm Anonymous 11/22/13(Fri)00:44 UTC-5 No.23692862 >>23691814 I nearly came reading that, h-------- /fit is f------ h--- as f--- to me >apologizes for not making me c-- >turns me over, sucks me off >c-- in 5 seconds, he swallows everything And that's how I met my boyfriend. We've been together for five years. He convinced me to take a cardio-oriented schedule rather than gain muscle to stay "cute". Of course, I don't remember everything exactly line by line. I'm filling in the blanks with the closest stuff I remember us saying at the time. I do remember the "locker room party thing very clearly", though. yes perfect Anonymous 11/22/13(Fri)00:56 UTC-5 No.23692974 Replies: >>23693015 >>23691814 I'm legitimately starting to question my sexuality after reading stories like these. /fit/ >>23691814 i want this to happen to me why can't this happen Anonymous 11/22/13(Fri)01:01 UTC-5 No.23693015 Replies: >>23693086 >>23693092 >>23692974 It just means you like being dominated, not that necessarily you're gay. At least, that's what I tell myself. Anonymous 11/22/13(Fri)01:08 UTC-5 No.23693086 >>23693015 I don't know man, the part when he makes him suck his monster c--- had me precumming, I actually just jacked off to the though of his monster c---.. This is f----- up man.. Anonymous 11/22/13(Fri)01:11 UTC-5 No.23693114 Replies: >>23693139 >>23693163 >>23693165 >>23691814 wow, this is without the doubt the most homosexual board on this website Anonymous 11/22/13(Fri)01:28 UTC-5 No.23693299 File: 1385101719647.jpg-(22 KB, 640x480, 1364821562244.jpg) >>23691814 why the f--- did this make me so horny dear lord help me please Anonymous 11/22/13(Fri)01:08 UTC-5 No.23693092 >>23693015 I liked have an ex gf peg me, and dominate me Anonymous 11/22/13(Fri)01:37 UTC-5 No.23693362 Replies: >>23693397 File: 1385102236634.jpg-(27 KB, 640x480, JJ5b000.jpg) >>23691814 >pic related >the musclehead Anonymous 11/22/13(Fri)01:15 UTC-5 No.23693163 Replies: >>23693255 >>23693114 Yes but also one of the funniest boards, I almost allways laugh when i lurk. Anonymous 11/22/13(Fri)01:41 UTC-5 No.23693397 File: 1385102495709.jpg-(96 KB, 396x388, 1383887333526.jpg) >>23693362 I pictures a 6 foot tall jacked black dude but this works as well, f--- /fit you're turning me h--- god dammit](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/580/470/da4.png "Anon has a locker room party | /r/Greentext")
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