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![The Russian avos' (Russian: aвосb) describes a philosophy of behavior, or attitude, of a person who ignores possible problems or hassles and, at the same time, expects or hopes for no negative results or consequences. It is an attitude that treats life as unpredictable and holds that the best one can do is count on luck.[1][2] >>73658048 # 1703041606043192.jpg 127 KB JPG >Damn you are right, this whole positivity and gratefulness thing is actually pretty good Yeah especially if you think of it in terms of sheer usefulness. Any sort of doomerism just undermines your attitude and it's much better to go through life naively assuming things will turn out well as long as you keep going forward and trying again and again despite any downs and lows in the past. I like this pic](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/list/002/946/856/9f0.jpeg "Anon is hopeful | /r/Greentext")
![[-] Anonymous 06/07/13(Fri)04:22 No.20477985>>20477990 >>20478562 >on gym for the first time >mirin a 10/10 girl wearing thight spandex >she looks back at me, all smiles >try to bench press more than I actually can (skinny, close to no muscle) >too heavy >get stuck under the bar >call for help, choking, gasping for air >girl runs off looking for help >6.5ft mass of muscle runs to the rescue >lifts the bar easily >jelly as f--- >thank girl and muscle-head, can't even look her in the eyes >she "that was a really dangerous stunt... >y-yeah... i um... I don't know what went through me >Mulcle-head approaches me, says he can give me tips >well s--- I lost my chance with this chick, maybe if I become this guy's pupil I can get ripped and avoid the same humiliation >cont [-] Anonymous 06/07/13(Fri)04:22 No.20477990 >>20478004>>20478562 >>20477985 >he introduces me to the machines >helps me with the exercises, getting strangely physical >it's okay, the guy's just showing me how to hold these properly, I'd rather an awkward moment than get injured later on doing these wrong >we do this for half an hour, mostly talk tire easily >all sweaty, leave for the locker room >get in the shower >memories of my omega moment running through my head >curse at myself for being such an idiot >"this was your first day at the gym, wasn't it?" >turn around, the muscle-head came to the locker room, starts undressing to take a shower >Stutter like s---, hardly ever got naked in public, awkward as f--- "u-um yeah... I g-guess should be more careful" >turn back, face the wall >"But I think I know why you did it" >"r-r-r-r-really?" >"you were trying to impress that girl, weren't you?" his voice is getting closer >sigh, get a little more comfortable and admit it >cont [-] Anonymous 06/07/13(Fri)04:23 No.20478004>>20478015>>20478562 >>20478896 >>20477990 >"don't ever try anything like that again. You might injure your back permanently" >cubicle door opens >feel his hands on my shoulders >WHAT THE F--- tense as f--- again >"relax, I'm only checking your traps" >he starts massaging me >relax again, like it's magic. Let out a sigh >look down >boner >oshit oshit I'm not used to being touched like this >muscle-head laughs >"d-don't think anything weird, it's just t-that--" >he leans on me, feel a really hot rod against my back >he has a boner >his hands move from my back and start fondling my chest >try to get away >obsiously can't, he's stronger, towers over me and I was feeling strangely weak from his fondling >his lips get close to my ear >"most boys like you come here to try and impress girls, but they always miss out on the real..." pauses for a moment, more chest fondling "Locker-room parties!" nibbles on my ear, get shivers all over >if I scream for help I'll be the laughing stock of the city but if I don't scream I'll get d--- up my ass >cont [-] Anonymous 06/07/13(Fri)04:24 No.20478015>>20478027 >>20478562 >>20478896 >>20478004 >try to scream but he guesses it and covers my mouth >"we can't have that, can we?" >starts kissing my neck >virgin as f---, all this stimulation is making me dizzy, weak, hory all at once >not long before he uncovers my mouth and starts stroking my d--- >tense up, close to c------ >he stops >instinctively let out a "why?!" >cover my mouth in embarrassment oshit what the f--- I'm not gay, what am I even saying?! >puts his hands on my shoulders, forces me down on my knees >gets in front of me >look up, see huge throbbing uncut monster of a d--- >"I made you feel good plenty, didn't I? It's your turn to give back" implying b------ >"w-what... w-what happens if I refuse?" >"I don't think you will." authorithary tone, almost like an order >feel strangely compelled, not even afraid of him, just curious >tremble with uncertainty, I'm not gay but I'm horny and this guy is stronger than me >puts his hands on my head >"don't worry. It doesn't bite!" >pushes my head against it >try to put up struggle but his pushing is so strong and I'm so weak I can't even make his pushing slower >d--- on my face >smells... doesn't really smell like anything because we're in the shower cont. [-] Anonymous 06/07/13(Fri)04:24 No.20478027 >>20478039 >>20478562 >>20478896 >>20478015 >super smooth skin >decide to try and lick it >tongue runs over the shaft really easily, d--- skin gets slippery with saliva >start going up and down, enjoying it for some reason, getting really hard myself, precum coming out of because of the stimulation earlier >feel really lewd >try to put it in my mouth >huge d---, untrained mouth, can only fit the head and part of the shaft >stroke up and down with my lips, licking all over >he pushes my head away after a while >"Stay here. I have a surprise for you." >he runs off >most soul-wrecking minutes of my life. Conflicted as f---, want to leave, want to stay, don't want to see what's coming, be incredibly curious >muscle-head decides what I do for him as he returns with a bottle of lube and condoms >don't even question what the f---'s he doing with lube and condoms in his gym bag >he grabs my arms, pulls me close >puts his arms around my waist, kisses me >kiss virginity lost. to a guy. >he gets to flattering >"aren't we gonna use those?" >"do you want us to?" >oshit what the f--- am I doing?! >blushing like a schoolgirl cont. kisses me all over, strokes my d---, meanwhile the condoms and the lube dropped at a corner of the cubicle [-] Anonymous 06/07/13(Fri)04:25 No.20478039 >>20478071 >>20478388 >>20478562 >>20478896 >>20478027 >"if you want to, you gotta make it clear" >" I want to use those condoms and that lube" >THERE, JESUS CHRIST I SAID IT, OH GOD THERE'S NO TURNING BACK NOW >"really? how do you want to use them?" >what the f--- I'm embarrassed enough as it is! >"i-i... want you to put a condom on your d-d--- and um... I want you t-to put it in me?" >oh god what the f--- I'm not a man anymore am I? >he keeps snickering "put what in you?" >get really flustered "your d---, damnit!!" >"where?" >"in my ass! there I said it!" >he kisses me more, grabs my ass >try to get it done it, oh god I'm so horny I'm not even thinking straight >"now say it again, all at once" >aaaaaaa what the f--- dude just DO IT! >"I want you to put a condom on your d--- and then shove your d--- up my ass come on please!" >he tells me to get a condom, open it up >years of myths about condoms being hard to open are put to rest in seconds >tells me to put the condom on his d---. >do it >tells me to turn around and get on all fours > do it >hear a generous ammount of lube being poured on his d--- >realize the size of his d--- >"oh please, be gentle..." >what the f--- did I just say. >"oh don't worry, I'll be gentle!" >feel something pressing against my a------ >his finger >gets in surprisingly easier >first time getting penetrated, feel something weird at the base of my d---, as if c-- making their way there cont >>20478039 >he moves around for a while, touches me in one spot, I tense, feels amazing >he stops, gets two fingers in >then three >doesn't really hurt, was expecting to get my ass torn >takes fingers out >feel his body looming over mine >puts his hands on my shoulders >"if it hurts, just tell me" >close my eyes, really scared but so horny I won't make anything to stop him >fell his d--- head against my a------ >it goes in >fine so far >feel his shaft getting in >ok, manageable, feeling good >more shaft going it >getting a little uncomfortable >even more shaft going in > "too much! too much!" >he stops, pulls out a little > almost completely inside me [-] Anonymous 06/07/13(Fri)04:27 No.20478071 >>20478247 >>20478321 >>20478391 >>20478438 >>20478469 >>20478562 >>20478708 >>20478808 >>20478855>>20478896 >>20478920 >>20478968 >>20478981 >>20479112 >>20479199 >starts thrusting >weird mix of slight pain and pleasure at the same time >can't help but moan >his thrusting goes faster >feel like c------ >really close to c------ Anonymous 11/22/13(Fri)00:08 UTC-5 No.23692391 Replies: >>23693546 >>23691814 I read the whole thing and was kind of aroused, no h---. Anonymous 11/22/13(Fri)00:53 UTC-5 No.23692948 >>23691814 Ah yes, the return of the why-boner. >he c--- first >carefully takes his d--- out of me >"i did it fast to not hurt you. you need training" >lamest PE excuse I've heard in my life >realize it's the first time I had any kind of sex >he sees me still erect F Anonymous 11/22/13(Fri)00:27 UTC-5 No.23692639 >>23691814 boner definitely h--- Anonymous 11/22/13(Fri)00:30 UTC-5 No.23692683 File: 1385098239537.png-(12 KB, 300x157, perfect.png) hmm Anonymous 11/22/13(Fri)00:44 UTC-5 No.23692862 >>23691814 I nearly came reading that, h-------- /fit is f------ h--- as f--- to me >apologizes for not making me c-- >turns me over, sucks me off >c-- in 5 seconds, he swallows everything And that's how I met my boyfriend. We've been together for five years. He convinced me to take a cardio-oriented schedule rather than gain muscle to stay "cute". Of course, I don't remember everything exactly line by line. I'm filling in the blanks with the closest stuff I remember us saying at the time. I do remember the "locker room party thing very clearly", though. yes perfect Anonymous 11/22/13(Fri)00:56 UTC-5 No.23692974 Replies: >>23693015 >>23691814 I'm legitimately starting to question my sexuality after reading stories like these. /fit/ >>23691814 i want this to happen to me why can't this happen Anonymous 11/22/13(Fri)01:01 UTC-5 No.23693015 Replies: >>23693086 >>23693092 >>23692974 It just means you like being dominated, not that necessarily you're gay. At least, that's what I tell myself. Anonymous 11/22/13(Fri)01:08 UTC-5 No.23693086 >>23693015 I don't know man, the part when he makes him suck his monster c--- had me precumming, I actually just jacked off to the though of his monster c---.. This is f----- up man.. Anonymous 11/22/13(Fri)01:11 UTC-5 No.23693114 Replies: >>23693139 >>23693163 >>23693165 >>23691814 wow, this is without the doubt the most homosexual board on this website Anonymous 11/22/13(Fri)01:28 UTC-5 No.23693299 File: 1385101719647.jpg-(22 KB, 640x480, 1364821562244.jpg) >>23691814 why the f--- did this make me so horny dear lord help me please Anonymous 11/22/13(Fri)01:08 UTC-5 No.23693092 >>23693015 I liked have an ex gf peg me, and dominate me Anonymous 11/22/13(Fri)01:37 UTC-5 No.23693362 Replies: >>23693397 File: 1385102236634.jpg-(27 KB, 640x480, JJ5b000.jpg) >>23691814 >pic related >the musclehead Anonymous 11/22/13(Fri)01:15 UTC-5 No.23693163 Replies: >>23693255 >>23693114 Yes but also one of the funniest boards, I almost allways laugh when i lurk. Anonymous 11/22/13(Fri)01:41 UTC-5 No.23693397 File: 1385102495709.jpg-(96 KB, 396x388, 1383887333526.jpg) >>23693362 I pictures a 6 foot tall jacked black dude but this works as well, f--- /fit you're turning me h--- god dammit](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/580/470/da4.png "Anon has a locker room party | /r/Greentext")
![: Anonymous X3 Ma 187 KB JPG this!" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IBBqLPUxddc [Open] [Embed] : Anonymous >>73153737 # : Anonymous 28 KB JPG >>73152945 # 04/30/23(Sun)23:13:48 No.73152759 >"We're in this together Anon! Please don't be so silent and keep what's bothering you to yourself, okay? Anon, you've been there so many times when I've needed someone to talk to, please let me be that person for you in return. I want to comfort you and make things all better... I love so you much Anon and I hate to see you when you're hurting like : Anonymous 127 KB JPG 04/30/23(Sun)23:15:24 No.73152771 04/30/23(Sun)23:17:46 No.73152807 : Anonymous >>73152759 (OP) # This has to be a coordinated psyop from discordfags trying to make /r9k/ more depressed than it already is >>73152759 (OP) # Why do you think you can understand me,let alone comfort me? 04/30/23(Sun)23:21:14 No.73152850 04/30/23(Sun)23:22:27 No.73152867 >>73152759 (OP) # MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT STOP](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/580/335/a4a.png "anon wants to return the favor | /r/Greentext")
