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![[Return] [Catalog] [Bottom] [Update] [Auto] File: images.jpg (4 KB, 212x237) Anonymous 04/24/23(Mon)00:21:02 No.898098945 >be me >fall in love with this girl >go on a few dates but she decides that she doesnt want a relationship >be sad pic rel are my gains btw Anonymous 04/24/23 (Mon)00:40:17 No.898099762 File: 111.jpg (165 KB, 1389x1600) >start doing calisthenics and cardio >4 months and -12kg later meet her at a party >go back to her place and just cuddle all night and the following day; holding her in my arms as I feel her caressing my back, chin, abs, as I feel her breath on my neck >eat late breakfast together, she tells me that it felt good and right, but more like a dream than reality >tells me that we shouldnt do it again cuz it is dangerous Anonymous 04/24/23 (Mon)00:22:00 No.898098985 >>898098945 (OP) She sounds like a high maintenance c---. You can do better, anon. >>898098985 [Return] [Catalog] [Top] [Update] [Auto] >>898098985 watching a movie with a cutie on tuesday to learn french' (her idea) and hanging out with another flirty woman atm 2/1/2/7 I just want to be at peace with myself for now but I also dont want to miss a chance with one of them; Im mainly thinking abt the girl I fell in love with a few months ago and keep wondering if our destinies really just crossed for a moment never to entwine again [Post a Reply] >>898099762 2/1/2/7](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/576/297/223.png "Anon gets a long hug | /r/Greentext")
![File: D288EFB2-AE14-440F-AEBC-B(...).jpg (354 KB, 1244x1432) Anonymous 04/23/23(Sun)13:27:00 No.898070772 [Reply] >>898071786 >>898072838 Realistically who would win this fight? + 6 replies and 2 images omitted. Click here to view. Anonymous 04/23/23(Sun)14:10:44 No.898071786 >>898070772 (OP) Its obvious, Table. Anonymous 04/23/23(Sun)14:41:01 No.898072838 >>898070772 (OP) Vadar Anonymous 04/23/23(Sun)15:04:43 No.898073628 The question that destroyed /b/](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/576/257/6f0.png "Anon wonders | /r/Greentext")
![File: 61FBFFA8-23A5-4BFC-8FBA-6(...).jpg (354 KB, 1244x1432) O Anonymous (ID: fAKs+OAb 04/23/23(Sun)10:50:29 No.424561642 [Reply] Which 1 of these characters has been worse for society?](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/576/218/69d.jpg "Anon begs the question | /r/Greentext")
![>> File: 07f87c9ca72a8c8a1cdadecdd(...).jpg (20 KB, 600x680) Anonymous 04/23/23(Sun)15:12:11 No.73063825 [Reply] >>73063870 >>73064122 >>73064126 >clubbing with friend last night >before we go we decide to smoke some weed >I had some weed so we brought that in a plastic zip lock bag, and I brought some papers >friend brings a small bong >we smoke a few cones using the bong then go to the club >come back later, I'm ready for a few more cones >look in the bag where all our stuff is >autistic f------ friend put the bong back in the bag with water still in it, then zipped it up >someone f------ moved the bag at some point when we were out and it spilled everywhere >all my papers are ruined >on top of that he somehow lost the cone piece for the bong. Somehow in the few steps between a kitchen (where the bag was) and the porch (where we smoked) he lost the f------ cone piece >I had to fashion a new cone piece from a beer can which I know how to do from da street How does a person even get this f------ retarded? No.73063870 Anonymous 04/23/23(Sun)15:16:49 >>73063825 (OP) >is a stoner >'why are all my friends braindead retards?'](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/576/217/fa8.png "Anons friends are retards | /r/Greentext")
