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BRITTIM gelty/magin The secret to a successful business "voted with his p-----" Anonymous (ID: RU0obTx/) 04/22/23(Sat)13:37:12 No.54694611 went to visit wealthy great granduncle (I think that's what it's called great grandpas brother) we'll call him Poppa he had just turned 94 I want to get stories out of him (writer) don't know how much time he has left, never really got to know him, my dad was close. Physically he's doing bad, Mentally he's SHARP as a tack. Seriously has better banter than most of my friends and has hundreds of stories. Somehow women in the workplace comes up Poppa goes: "That's no good, we used to vote with our peckers." wut? "we knew how big every guy's peter was in inches, and that's how much of a vote you had." So basically here's the situation: >Poppa comes from from a little money and goes to Ivy league school in the late 40's. >lives in frat and forms lifelong bond with Frat brothers. >they've all seen each other naked, know how big each other's cocks are, laugh about it. >in college natural pecking order based on p----- size becomes a thing. >when he gets out of school, he and a few other finance majors start a local bank. 1950's at this point >they literally use their p----- size to decide hierarchy of bank structure. >every business decision uses this naturally hierarchy and they actually become a VERY successful local bank off of smart investments. (CONT) O Anonymous (ID: RUOobTx/) 04/22/23(Sat)13:37:54 No.54694614 ► >>54694976 >for business leverage a couple guys started adding up penis sizes. two 4" could outweigh a 6" >They laugh about it, but this method actually proves to be lucrative and it genuinely becomes their standard practice. >their next few hires are fellow frat brothers so the boys club continues. >They never hire anyone they don't know to higher positions, and its almost like a point of hazing to get your d--- measured. >their bank is profitable enough to have a few branches. >1964, civil rights act. They hire women, but completely ignore their ideas. "zero inches, zero input" DIRECT QUOTE kek >according to him, the women had no idea what system they were using to calculate the decisions, but they did see the numbers they were using. >he even said two different women would provide 'sexual favors' to him because he was one guys with the most vote (go Poppa) >anyway, by the 70's they're not measuring new guys, people respect whatever system they have going. >by the 80's women are starting to cry workplace discrimination and so the boys club had to stop using their method and let women have a say in business decisions. Poppa said it was "night and day" their first year where growth decreased was the same year they stopped using the c--- system. >by 90's business is not doing as well a few branches close. >It doesn't matter anyway, Poppa retires in 94, happy and wealthy with five children. >the bank eventually shut down during the 2008 financial crisis. Poppa passed last week and I'm making this post to honor him and his genius financial system. do what you want with this sacred knowledge /biz/ □ Anonymous (ID: VivnV8kT) 04/22/23(Sat)14:10:35 No.54694897 Based poppa p-----

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.
Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI
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