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File: 1646242104798.gif (1.51 MB, 696x478) CUPONDERE Anonymous 04/22/23(Sat) 18:59:30 No.73057119 >>73057329 >Wake up stupid early >Get ready for a day of drudgery to earn someone else their money >Commute across a soulless urban hellscape of ruined humanity to Generic Retail Outlet #22476 >Without complaint do the labor expected of you >"It's a hard economy anon, so your meagre wages are being lowered appropriately to less than meagre" >Be a sperg so can't really hide human failings like tiredness or pretend to be as enthusiastic like a tard in a cake shop about near-slavery >Full shift standing >One short break, the staff room is somehow more suicidal ideation inducing than the shop floor >Customer decides its time to take out his failing marriage on the first name-tag he sees >Some impotent rant about me not smiling enough for his tastes, strange, he's clearly raging about his unfaithful wife and yet the words coming out of his mouth are attacking me >Blows up at helpless wage cuck who has to stand there and take it >Sorry for not being a expert two faced lying normie where fake smiles come as easily as breathing? >Look at manager who has approached the commotion, he takes over, I go back to work >some time later >"Anon your attitude is poor, you should be thankful for the opportunity to be here, and you need to treat customers better We're not even humans to any of these people, are we?

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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: Anonymous McD Uber Ube Eats Eats 04/23/23(Sun)12:48:33 No.898068021 174 KB JPG Did you ever had a problem with Uber eats or did you lose all trust with these f------? >ordered from talabat which is just Uber eats but Arabic >payed online with my credit card >when the food arrived he tell me that I'm supposed to pay with cash >I show him the receipt and that I already paid >f-- tell me that I'm lying and that an old receipt >I just tell him it not my problem and that he can f--- off >another day I decided to order again >after I paid the whole app f------ crash >I try to see if the order went through and it didn't but they charged me money anyway >I try to talk with customer support but they just tell me they can't do anything I just feel like it not worth it anymore and would rather get my food myself

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Stop the hate | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 5 hours ago 7 REPLIES Anonymous 4 hours ago 73058755 2 REPLIES I hate when people here use words like roastie, moid, femoid, incel and so on to hurt each other for no reason (and sometimes even with reason). Anonymous 5 hours ago >>73058755 (OP) Be ncie to each other. That's what anons should do. We are already outcasts so is it too much to be nice to one another? Perhaps the reason you are an outcast is that you have become bitter from visiting this place and people can sense you are not good to be around. 73059099 73059581 >>73058755 (OP) >We are already outcasts Absolutely delighted to see someone talking like this on the front page. Been trying to say something along these lines for years. You'd think the loneliest people on the web would be more open to other weirdos. Anonymous 4 hours ago >>73059581 Thank you for understanding anon! Means a lot. 73059738 Anonymous 4 hours ago i feel the same, i try hard to be nice to even the meanest anons. you guy are like my family. 73059793 katatonica !katBg6Mnr. 4 hours ago >be nice pls why? youre some f-- on the internet and i dont owe you a f------ thing. if i saw your real face, if i saw how f------ ugly you are, you would be less sympathetic just like me. this is how the real world works 2 REPLIES 73059814 Anonymous 4 hours ago >>73059581 >You'd think the loneliest people on the web would be more open to other weirdos It's only natural for the lifelong contempt and alienation some of us have experienced from the world around us would wind up into anger and hatred. 73059855

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Anon doesnt take his meds | /r/Greentext

$Anonymous 156 KB JPG 04/23/23(Sun)11:43:54 No.73061976 >saw small flashing lights in the dark 2 Replies >saw small flashing shades in the light >only in my peripheral vision, whatever >start seeing almost like silver balls on the walls in the middle of my vision >saw a white contour of a face flash on the black screen for a fraction of a second its getting worse. i quit everything a week ago and its getting worse the longer i stay sober. its not real but that doesn't really matter when its creepy as f--- for a nervous wreck like me. View Thread$

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Anon makes noise | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 671 KB PNG 04/23/23(Sun)01:06:17 No.898057977 >be me noise artist >Record basically anything >Literally recorded a paper shredder for an hour >Put reverb on it and some edgy faux deep sounding names like "the slicing of the ethereal brings back memories of her shredded past" >Throw it on Bandcamp >Put it on old piece of crap cassette I got for a quarter at a thrift store >Sometimes throw in weird artsy s--- >I literally once included my own toenail >It sold for $40 >This one I literally included some pubes >Sells for $60 >Laugh as I go to the post office to mail some s----- tapr with my pubes taped on to some dumbass Seriously, people who like noise "music" will literally buy f------ anything, its amazing.

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Anon rewatches icarly | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 498 KB JPG 04/22/23(Sat)23:54:09 No.183438223 >rewatching icarly, re-living glory days of married parents >got to the episode where Carly tutors this little f----- >Carly le quirky pranks him, invents a new number >he instantly understands how it works seconds after being introduced to it, can do arithmetic operations with it accurately >fails his math test >everyone thinks he's stupid for inventing a new number >not one math teacher catches the fact that he operated in base 11 accurately, essentially proving that the little f----- is an absolute genius >gets sent to "math camp" I have never been this p----- off on a fictional character's behalf. I hope this little f----- played the long game and got revenge on everyone involved with that b-------

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Anon has a date | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous (ID: J0yFY6g4 ) 04/23/23(Sun)07:07:35 No.54698483 3.93 MB GIF >went on date >forgot there was nhl playoffs >grown men were cheering for their team >entire bar roared when team scored It was honestly so off putting. Are these people even sentient?

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Femanon tries to not succumb to her overwhelming jealousy | /r/Greentext

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: Anonymous 04/23/23(Sun)06:05:27 No.180904922 >sitting in my room >studying differential equations and high level engineering courses for hours struggling >some women sell feet pictures or their body and become millionaires in the modern world >because women have over inflated sense of self worth and extremely high standards i probably won't even find a women with a good engineering job grim 386 KB PNG

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Anon plays Elden Ring | /r/Greentext

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Average day in the balkans | /r/Greentext

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Maybe practice basic hygiene instead of shitposting online anon | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 05/06/22(Fri)01:01:44 59 KB JPG No.68513329 >tfw haven't showered in like 3 weeks >went to the landomat >saw this cute girl I know who always gives me a big hug when I see her >She's clearly not wearing a bra >I have to avoid the hug because I know i probably smell bad. Could have had titles pressed against me. Feels bad.

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