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File: OIP.jpg (14 KB, 474x266) Failed date Anonymous 04/17/23 (Mon)18:59:23 No.897757307 >>897757667 >>897757977 >be me >finally going on a date with this cute girl >everything is going great, we're laughing and having a good time >we finish eating and she leans in for a kiss >my heart is racing, I've never kissed a girl before >we start making out, but something feels off >I can tell she's not into it as much as I am >suddenly, she pulls away and looks at me with disappointment >"What's wrong?" I ask, feeling embarrassed >"I can't do this," she says, shaking her head. "Your tongue, it's just too short." >I'm stunned. My whole life, I never realized my tongue was inadequate. But tbf now that I think about it, my tongue is so short it doesn't even go beyond my teeth when I try extending it >"I'm sorry," I mumble, feeling ashamed. "I didn't know." >She gives me a pitying look and leaves. I'm left alone with my short tongue and shattered ego. >mfw I've been living my whole life not realizing I have a stubby tongue >date ruined, but at least I learned something new about myself Anonymous 04/17/23(Mon)19:07:51 No.897757667 >>897757307 (OP) this has happened because youre a latent homosexual. your mouth is not for licking p------. its for cocks being crammed into it.

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File: fmt 87 24 615293 1604906381.jpg (87 KB, 1910x1080) ☐ Anonymous 11/11/24(Mon)13:47:16 No.17255059 >Is name De Gaul >The Gaul >>17255201 >Is in charge of the region that used to be called Gaul Who wrote this s---?

The Russian avos' (Russian: aвосb) describes a philosophy of behavior, or attitude, of a person who ignores possible problems or hassles and, at the same time, expects or hopes for no negative results or consequences. It is an attitude that treats life as unpredictable and holds that the best one can do is count on luck.[1][2] >>73658048 # 1703041606043192.jpg 127 KB JPG >Damn you are right, this whole positivity and gratefulness thing is actually pretty good Yeah especially if you think of it in terms of sheer usefulness. Any sort of doomerism just undermines your attitude and it's much better to go through life naively assuming things will turn out well as long as you keep going forward and trying again and again despite any downs and lows in the past. I like this pic

Anonymous Photo of anime girl date and time >be me >straight *The most violently homosexual text you will ever see in your life. No utterance of words is as homosexual as the ones currently viewed. This will be the most gay formulation of words in all of mankind's history.* >am i gay

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