Anon can’t stay sober | /r/Greentext
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![NewAgeldiot2 [Report] Image search: [Google] 2017-04-20 05:45:30 Post No. 36420259 >Be me >15 >Bored in English >Have twitter account "@Real RacistSnake" >We have just begun the Romeo and 292KB, 480x466px Juliet unit >It's the part where Samson and Gregory are talking about r----- the Montague's women >One of the football chads in my class does not know what r--- is >How TheFuck.JPG >Think of a funny Twitter post >I post "I'm going to shoot up this school, someone has to clear the gene pool" >flash forward to 3 hours later >Eating lunch in bathroom as usual >Loudspeaker goes off, it's an officer's voice >"The school is now on lockdown, all students remain in your classrooms" >I'm literally s------- myself >Realize I accidentally brought my pocket knife with me to school >Mentally preparing myself to kill a school shooter >Loud knocks on the bathroom door >I slowly open it up >It's an officer, and he is placing me under arrest >Mfw kicked out of high school for a shitpost](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/567/613/be1.jpg "Anon fedposts in school | /r/Greentext")
![Anonymous 04/09/23(Sun)09:33:06 No.72884414 ec1[1].jpg 38 KB JPG >get a new job at a fast food place >my coworkers are like >80% highschoolers >even the shift managers are college kids >everyone's really standoffish towards me for some reason, which is fine because i usually keep to myself anyways >sometimes when it's slow i try to make some small talk to pass the time >usually receive responses such as a mumbled "yeah" or just straight up silence like they're ignoring me >a couple days ago i asked one of my literal 16 year old coworkers how to do something and she just made eye contact and walked away >a couple days later i overhear that coworker gossiping to her friend saying "i can't believe the general manager hired so many new people who don't know how to do anything. he should just give more hours to everyone who already works here" i'm just trying to pay rent](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/567/526/cad.jpg "Anon starts a new job | /r/Greentext")
