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Anonymous 29 KB JPG 04/09/23(Sun)17:49:13 No.72889451 >be me >straight male >working some s----end office job >have few friends but mostly stay quiet and keep to myself >be last week >walk into building >people start congratulating me telling me they didnt know and how brave i was for comming out >confused, ask them what they are talking about >they were told i came out as gay and someone spread that around >ask where they heard that from >they give a name, find the person, they tell me they heard it from someone else, go find that person >this goes on for around 6 people >finally find the one who spread the rumor >some random lady from another department >ask her why she spread the rumor, said she legitimately thought i was gay >ask her what made her think i was gay >it was not because of my clothes, not my mannerisms, but because i had a "fat ass" and i "walk like a gay man" >ask her how i was supposed to control that, she tells me to chill and that it was all a joke >actually p----- at her, ask her how she would feel if someone called her lesbian because she had small t--- >she does not like that one bit >goes absolutely ape-s--- on me, threatens to call HR >goes to manager and says i was sexually harassing her by assuming her sexuality and talking about her t--- : Anonymous >think my job is over >some colleagues tell manager she started the rumor first >manager done with this s---, tells us to not talk to each other and break away >mfw half the office still thinks im gay i f------ hate this job why cant people just leave me alone 04/09/23(Sun)17:55:58 No.72889527

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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