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148 KB JPG >Attempt suicide with Helium gas >Dad busts in; removes mask >"Son, why?!" >Reply in chipmunk voice >"LIFE IS PAIN" >he starts laughing

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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Anon is a mall guard | /r/Greentext

Anonymous I am a mall guard S559 TT 28 KB JPG 04/09/23(Sun)05:12:31 No.72880068 >work in a small mall >see a bunch of 6th graders screaming and throwing stuff around >confront them >tell them this isn't acceptable >they keep doing it and start arguing with me >tell them to leave >they start cussing me while making a vid of me sayin they're not afraid of me while exiting How do I be more intimidating? I am 19 with a thin body and glasses. People really don't give a s--- abt wht I say!

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Anon nearly loses his shit | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 6 KB JPG >>still works 04/09/23(Sun)13:12:43 No.72883504 >>gf just sat on my lap >>kicked the ssd in my computer in the process, knocking out power to it >>pc locks up >>rage starts to build >>manage to stop myself, shut it off and replug Just very nearly lost my s--- at her; worried I cant control my emotions very well; do I deserve to be alone?

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Anon goes to the movies | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous (ID: w+wf0h0D 04/08/23(Sat) 19:28:59 No.422822948 THE SUPER MARIO BROS. MOVIE PG 2023, Kids & family/Comedy, 1h 32m 11 Anonymous (ID: n+uiblJ+ CHRIS PRATT "MARIO" 56% TOMATOMETER 200 Reviews kikecritics.png 195 KB PNG >wanted to see this >movie making lots of money >oh, maybe it's actually really good >check Rotten Tomatoes to get general idea K---- are at it again boys >>422825165 # >>422825459 # >>422825475 # >>422825488 # >>422825556 # >>422825698 # >>422826615 # 96% AUDIENCE SCORE 5,000+ Verified Ratings 04/08/23(Sat)19:29:13 No.422822976 POSTED BY: DAVID MARRS SEPTEMBER 24, 2021 Actor Chris Pratt has confirmed that he will play the role of Mario in his normal voice, stating "Mario isn't Italian anymore. He's normal now." IMG_8299.jpg 53 KB JPG >>422822643 (OP) # $368 million would probably be one of the biggest opening weekends for any movie. That's gigantic. >>422822748 No he's normal now.

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Classroom shenanigans | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous merica 30 KB PNG > look at my mp5 merica 04/09/23(Sun)11:10:55 No.72882897 > sitting in class f------ around > a retarded kid in class shows off his mp3 player > Look at my mp3 anon > suddenly the rich kid comes > look at my mp4 poorfag > suddenly the silent kid says

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Anon is AMERICAAAAN | /r/Greentext

Anonymous I'm American! "WE ARE AMERICANS TO0" ( J 254 KB JPG >AMERICA!!!!! 04/08/23(Sat)22:14:00 No.72875228 >I'm AMERICAN too!!! >eagle.mp3 >Hell yeah brother!!! America!!!!! >What ethnicity am I? >Why does it matter? I'm an American Citizen!!!! >Yeah Baby!!!!!!!!!111111

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You ran for the mirror, but slipped in the clippings | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 11/18/22(Fri)17:19:25 No.14997182 452Se.jpg 45 KB JPG >lets split the atom! >lets launch s--- into space! >lets study the chemical composition of distant galaxies! >lets create supercomputers! >lets build a giant accelerator ring and hunt for invisible particles! >lets...do something about a condition that makes 50% of men utterly unfuckable? Nah, some other time Why is science like this?

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Anon is 39 years old | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous Steve Carell 40 Year-Old Virgin Le Than News 142 KB JPG : Anonymous >>182771852 18.5 years. : Anonymous 04/08/23(Sat)21:48:28 No. 182771852 How far away are you? 04/08/23(Sat)21:49:14 No.182771874 15 months (OP) # : Anonymous >>182771852 (OP) # I was 13 years away at one point but avoided it by sheer luck. 04/08/23(Sat)21:50:24 No.182771910 04/08/23(Sat)21:51:42 No.182771952 1401198851357.gif 1.97 MB GIF

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Anony attempts a hygiene. extremely homosexual content. | /r/Greentext

22 KB JPG >clean my a------ in the shower >dry it off with toilet paper after I get out >there's still s--- how

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Just. As. Planned. | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 04/03/22(Sun)15:23:12 No.52832736 112 KB JPG >Tzeentch is losing >Tzeentch isn't achieving their objectives >Tzeentch's style of war isn't good >Chaos is a failure >this is a military failure What you wolfbois don't understand is that Tzeentch has developed a new style of war Beweglichertorpfostenkrieg called When you don't achieve objectives, simply change your objectives You cannot be defeated if you decide at the last second that it was part of your plan the whole time This is fifth generation warfare

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Anon has strayed far from God’s grace. | /r/Greentext

04/08/23(Sat) 14:35:10 No.72874221 >tfw have the chance to marry a cute, shy sumbissive muslim girl from my parents country but would rather try dating the 50th 4chan egirl who ghosted me Being on this site for a decade truly ruins a man. When I was 15, all I wanted was to own a small business and have a loving wife like my dad but here I am today 1 Reply : Anonymous 84 KB JPG View Thread : Anonymous >>72874221 (OP) # ask for pictures of her naked body to confirm she's hot And ask her kinks as well, would she drink piss? 04/08/23(Sat) 14:43:31 No.72874329

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President Trump gets debriefed | /r/Greentext

File: trump.jpg (283 KB, 1240x775) AVEO presidential briefing >like about roswell and jfk and s--- >they give it to me straight >oswald shot JFK >military guys come into the room >say that this conversation never happened >itshappening.gif >f--- >9/11 was not an inside job >f--- Anonymous (ID: 4rC/TrpU 11/15/16(Tue)07:10:14 No.98627923 >>98628110 >>98628259 >january 21, 2017 >day after inauguration day >it's time for my first super classified >the roswell UFO was an experimental aircraft that crashed >f--- >they are for real >s--- >the CIA invented crack to wipe out the n------ >top f------ kek >there's only one thing left they talk about >the lizard people >they're real >waitwaitniggaholdupareyouforrealrightnow.webm >disappears in a puff of smoke >now i have to give a press conference I didn't sign up for this s---. >obama walks in >says he's one of them >but he and his people mean us no harm >yet >his eyes glow bright green and he flicks his tongue at me

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Anon should be more wiser | /r/Greentext

[Return] [Catalog] [Bottom] [Update] [Auto] File: 1650830746085.gif (655 KB, 460x426) O Anonymous 04/08/23(Sat)19:07:26 No.57778781 >>57778969 >>57779112 5/2/6/3 Anonymous 04/08/23 (Sat) 19:15:22 No.57778845 File: 1629836939277.jpg (14 KB, 236x314) >>57778903 >>57778951 anybody on this board in the national guard or army reserve? considering joining, not really sure whether it's a good idea or not >Hey anime website help me make a major life choice

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