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: Anonymous 96 KB PNG 04/05/23(Wed)13:32:44 No.897075677 >be me >friend has adhd >after i meet him immediately realize that adhd people are all chads >pulls a s--- ton of women >with a different one every week >in english lecture >he's on his laptop looking at chainmail armor >teacher calls on him in discussion about civil rights >"sorry i wasn't paying attention" what a f------ sigma >eats like one meal a day?? ive never seen him eat breakfast before can an adhd person confirm this is a thing? >his whereabouts at any point in time are an actual mystery. I'll be in lecture and i see instagram story of him riding in the back of a truck with no caption >the blue haired girl in my building cant even get to him bc he instantly forgets its pronouns and calls them "bro" >they're so p----- but he already walked away to look at something on the wall ?? >what a chad >goes to the gym and runs 4:30 mile on treadmill, leaves immediately after without any other workout >when talking to a girl looking at her boobs probably every 4 seconds of conversation >had a crowbar in his backpack once >when we have midterm exam he doesn't even study >still passing the class >always has the most interesting thing to say out of all my friends >the one time i see him at lunch he talks about how he knows a website where you can buy used parachutes from the military and how he wants to jump off the top floor with it >never see him for more than 6 minutes at a time anon why dont you have an adhd friend yet?

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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