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: Anonymous 96 KB PNG 04/05/23(Wed)13:32:44 No.897075677 >be me >friend has adhd >after i meet him immediately realize that adhd people are all chads >pulls a s--- ton of women >with a different one every week >in english lecture >he's on his laptop looking at chainmail armor >teacher calls on him in discussion about civil rights >"sorry i wasn't paying attention" what a f------ sigma >eats like one meal a day?? ive never seen him eat breakfast before can an adhd person confirm this is a thing? >his whereabouts at any point in time are an actual mystery. I'll be in lecture and i see instagram story of him riding in the back of a truck with no caption >the blue haired girl in my building cant even get to him bc he instantly forgets its pronouns and calls them "bro" >they're so p----- but he already walked away to look at something on the wall ?? >what a chad >goes to the gym and runs 4:30 mile on treadmill, leaves immediately after without any other workout >when talking to a girl looking at her boobs probably every 4 seconds of conversation >had a crowbar in his backpack once >when we have midterm exam he doesn't even study >still passing the class >always has the most interesting thing to say out of all my friends >the one time i see him at lunch he talks about how he knows a website where you can buy used parachutes from the military and how he wants to jump off the top floor with it >never see him for more than 6 minutes at a time anon why dont you have an adhd friend yet?

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File: Screenshot 20241127-155712.png (228 KB, 742x721) Something Happened Anonymous (ID: HG6Lars) 11/27/24(Wed)17:35:15 No.489774321 ► >Polls all indicate a Harris victory, though close >Ann Selzer poll, known as a canary in a coal mine, indicated Harris winning lowa >Trump campaign suspiciously quiet nearing the end of the campaign >Harris campaign had significant energy >North Carolina predicted to be close >Virginia unusually red >The four countries willing and able to f--- with US democracy (Iran, China, Russia, NK) stand to benefit from a Trump win (cause it's destabilizing) >Billionaires cozy up to Trump despite a Harris victory being predicted >TRUMP WINS THE POPULAR VOTE >FOR THE FIRST TIME IN 20 YEARS A REPUBLICAN CANDIDATE WINS THE POPULAR VOTE >WITH AN APPROVAL RATING EQUIVALENT TO CANCER Bros, I'm telling you, something funky happened
☐ Anonymous 11/25/24(Mon) 10:39:13 No. 17295889 >>17295909 >>17295925 >>17295935 >>17295976 >win independence >DON'T devolve into military dictatorship or absolute monarchy >start off with fresh land and an unusually high literacy rate >neighbors are retarded savages who live at the mercy of nature >large ocean between them and European chimpouts >shitgoesdown.jpg >"here tovarish buy my land I need to fund a chimpout" >ok > "here America buy my land, I need to fund my own le chimpout" >ok >"hey America there was a chimpout in Texas we'll join you (and won't secede later) if you help" >ok >*doubles land in two years* It's amazing how well they took advantage of what they had. Many nations have completely fumbled the bag during their development. What went so right?
Anonymous (ID: Lvuvmf4p 11/21/24(Thu)03:45:24 No.489109549 16 KB JPG >4chan known as a right-wing Nazi haven >allows all types of opinions and rhetoric >X known as a right-wing Nazi haven >allows all types of opinions and rhetoric >reddit known as a left-wing haven >bans anyone posting anything even slightly right of center >bluesky quickly becoming known as a left-wing haven >bans anyone posting anything even slightly right of center Really makes you think.
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