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: Anonymous War is hell >be me >live with 2 roommates who are married >the woman's friend (call her Stacy) comes over every weekend to cook meals with her for both of their households >about a week ago ago hear a knock on the door a few minutes after the friend arrived >I answer the door Come hoop 04/04/23(Tue)14:20:39 No.57730462 195 KB JPG >there's an angry short guy there >"I know Stacy is in here, let me in" >sure >goes right past me and gets really close to Stacy >shouts "Who the f--- is this a------" >tension in the room is at an all time high >she's stumbling over her words and s---, making it seem like we are in a relationship >speak up and say that I barely know her and that she just comes over to cook and play card games >he says "if I ever find you in bed with her I'm cutting your head off" >can't come up with a response to that, just say "uhhuh" and show my gun >he leaves and says "I know where you live, f-----" >Stacy breaks down crying >starts rambling about how that guys father is a serious drug kingpin and got away with cutting a guy in half with a swiss army knife >sincerely doubt this >insists it's true "if it wasn't true I'd take the kids and leave him" >starts frantically apologizing to me like I'm a dead man >say f--- that >I have their address since I helped my roommates mail out wedding invites >over the course of the next few days I call up a random pizza place, make a huge ass order "for a party" and get it sent to his house >a few hours ago I get a phone call from the guy saying he's sorry for threatening me and to please stop

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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