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: Anonymous War is hell >be me >live with 2 roommates who are married >the woman's friend (call her Stacy) comes over every weekend to cook meals with her for both of their households >about a week ago ago hear a knock on the door a few minutes after the friend arrived >I answer the door Come hoop 04/04/23(Tue)14:20:39 No.57730462 195 KB JPG >there's an angry short guy there >"I know Stacy is in here, let me in" >sure >goes right past me and gets really close to Stacy >shouts "Who the f--- is this a------" >tension in the room is at an all time high >she's stumbling over her words and s---, making it seem like we are in a relationship >speak up and say that I barely know her and that she just comes over to cook and play card games >he says "if I ever find you in bed with her I'm cutting your head off" >can't come up with a response to that, just say "uhhuh" and show my gun >he leaves and says "I know where you live, f-----" >Stacy breaks down crying >starts rambling about how that guys father is a serious drug kingpin and got away with cutting a guy in half with a swiss army knife >sincerely doubt this >insists it's true "if it wasn't true I'd take the kids and leave him" >starts frantically apologizing to me like I'm a dead man >say f--- that >I have their address since I helped my roommates mail out wedding invites >over the course of the next few days I call up a random pizza place, make a huge ass order "for a party" and get it sent to his house >a few hours ago I get a phone call from the guy saying he's sorry for threatening me and to please stop

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File: Screenshot 20241127-155712.png (228 KB, 742x721) Something Happened Anonymous (ID: HG6Lars) 11/27/24(Wed)17:35:15 No.489774321 ► >Polls all indicate a Harris victory, though close >Ann Selzer poll, known as a canary in a coal mine, indicated Harris winning lowa >Trump campaign suspiciously quiet nearing the end of the campaign >Harris campaign had significant energy >North Carolina predicted to be close >Virginia unusually red >The four countries willing and able to f--- with US democracy (Iran, China, Russia, NK) stand to benefit from a Trump win (cause it's destabilizing) >Billionaires cozy up to Trump despite a Harris victory being predicted >TRUMP WINS THE POPULAR VOTE >FOR THE FIRST TIME IN 20 YEARS A REPUBLICAN CANDIDATE WINS THE POPULAR VOTE >WITH AN APPROVAL RATING EQUIVALENT TO CANCER Bros, I'm telling you, something funky happened

☐ Anonymous 11/25/24(Mon) 10:39:13 No. 17295889 >>17295909 >>17295925 >>17295935 >>17295976 >win independence >DON'T devolve into military dictatorship or absolute monarchy >start off with fresh land and an unusually high literacy rate >neighbors are retarded savages who live at the mercy of nature >large ocean between them and European chimpouts >shitgoesdown.jpg >"here tovarish buy my land I need to fund a chimpout" >ok > "here America buy my land, I need to fund my own le chimpout" >ok >"hey America there was a chimpout in Texas we'll join you (and won't secede later) if you help" >ok >*doubles land in two years* It's amazing how well they took advantage of what they had. Many nations have completely fumbled the bag during their development. What went so right?

Anonymous (ID: Lvuvmf4p 11/21/24(Thu)03:45:24 No.489109549 16 KB JPG >4chan known as a right-wing Nazi haven >allows all types of opinions and rhetoric >X known as a right-wing Nazi haven >allows all types of opinions and rhetoric >reddit known as a left-wing haven >bans anyone posting anything even slightly right of center >bluesky quickly becoming known as a left-wing haven >bans anyone posting anything even slightly right of center Really makes you think.

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: Anonymous War is hell >be me >live with 2 roommates who are married >the woman's friend (call her Stacy) comes over every weekend to cook meals with her for both of their households >about a week ago ago hear a knock on the door a few minutes after the friend arrived >I answer the door Come hoop 04/04/23(Tue)14:20:39 No.57730462 195 KB JPG >there's an angry short guy there >"I know Stacy is in here, let me in" >sure >goes right past me and gets really close to Stacy >shouts "Who the f--- is this a------" >tension in the room is at an all time high >she's stumbling over her words and s---, making it seem like we are in a relationship >speak up and say that I barely know her and that she just comes over to cook and play card games >he says "if I ever find you in bed with her I'm cutting your head off" >can't come up with a response to that, just say "uhhuh" and show my gun >he leaves and says "I know where you live, f-----" >Stacy breaks down crying >starts rambling about how that guys father is a serious drug kingpin and got away with cutting a guy in half with a swiss army knife >sincerely doubt this >insists it's true "if it wasn't true I'd take the kids and leave him" >starts frantically apologizing to me like I'm a dead man >say f--- that >I have their address since I helped my roommates mail out wedding invites >over the course of the next few days I call up a random pizza place, make a huge ass order "for a party" and get it sent to his house >a few hours ago I get a phone call from the guy saying he's sorry for threatening me and to please stop

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