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Anonymous s----- clients 215 KB JPG 04/03/23(Mon)18:04:28 No.72813776 > be me > IT consultant, people call me in if their code is s--- and they need help > hired for a job for some retard and his minecraft server > dont play minecraft but at least i may get paid > guy lives somewhere in europe or something > deliberately cagey about what he wants, clearly doesn't speak english well > whatever, it's for the money > "so i need you to help me reprogram my entire server" > okay, i can do that i think > "oh, but i need it by 1 week from now" > huh.jpg > "also it's written in skript, this language written exclusively for minecraft" > whatthefuck.png > i ask the kid to give me his codebase so i can have some idea of what he wants because i'm not developing his server from a list of ideas he wants > "oh, sorry, i can't do that because you might steal my server" > kid provides a 2 page google doc outlining his expectations, included are the following: > "make server super cool", "pvp arena", "builders", "straff appications [sic]", "awesome pve features" this kid wants me to reprogram his entire minecraft server's codebase in a programming language i've never heard of, in one week, without access to the previous codebase, and when he gave me a list of things he wants from his server he gave me effectively no actual detail. i hope my pc catches fire

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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