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Wrestlemania WRESTLEMANIA TURPI SUNGAPOR ROMAN REIGNS CODY RHODES and 1.01 MB JPG >Be me > Have terminal bone marrow cancer > expected to live out by the summer > have had a great life desu > have had friends who really cared about me > have parents who love me with everything they have > but still feels like Im missing something > always been a wrestling fan > never been to a wrestlemania event in my life > sad because the reality of it is that I will never live to see one > my mom and dad sees that something is bothering me > tells them about my last wish before I leave this earth > feel sad but also feel more relived to talk about it > a few days later > my parents surprise me with tickets > f--- yeah Im traveling to wrestlemania > I hug my parents and tell them that I love them > that moment when Im traveling to California with my parents to see Cody Rhodes beat up Roman reigns I love my parents, I might not have long left but this really makes my life feel complete. Might not be much for you guys but this mean a lot to me. Take better care of your parents. They are really the best.

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Anonymous DIS-Avowed 11/27/24(Wed)05:30:27 No.695700 VIDEO GAMES 'Avowed' Art Director Matt Hansen Admits To Wanting To Make Elon Musk "Mad" And Hint Game Is Ultra Woke JOHN F. TRENT NOV 26, 2024 - PAID 3 D1 ~ OBSIDIAN MATT_HANSEN ART DIRECTOR OBSIDIAN ENTERTAINMENT OBSIDIAN Matt Hansen the art director for Xbox and Obsidian Entertainment's upcoming fi person fantasy RPG admitted that he wanted to make Elon Musk "mad" with the game. 75486787548769.png 294 KB PNG >"I will make it political just to make chuds mad" >"And i achieved it! i made people mad" >"F--- chuds!" >"Win!" >"W-wait... what's that? my game flopped?!" >"Wait... there are layoffs in my studio? how-" >"P-people didn't like me trying to make them mad!" >"t-they are bigots!" >"F--- gamers! it's rough times for game developers man, this society is failing in so many levels it's unbelievable!" >"Y-you are laughing!, there are families involved and you are laughing!"

File: Screenshot 20241127-155712.png (228 KB, 742x721) Something Happened Anonymous (ID: HG6Lars) 11/27/24(Wed)17:35:15 No.489774321 ► >Polls all indicate a Harris victory, though close >Ann Selzer poll, known as a canary in a coal mine, indicated Harris winning lowa >Trump campaign suspiciously quiet nearing the end of the campaign >Harris campaign had significant energy >North Carolina predicted to be close >Virginia unusually red >The four countries willing and able to f--- with US democracy (Iran, China, Russia, NK) stand to benefit from a Trump win (cause it's destabilizing) >Billionaires cozy up to Trump despite a Harris victory being predicted >TRUMP WINS THE POPULAR VOTE >FOR THE FIRST TIME IN 20 YEARS A REPUBLICAN CANDIDATE WINS THE POPULAR VOTE >WITH AN APPROVAL RATING EQUIVALENT TO CANCER Bros, I'm telling you, something funky happened

☐ Anonymous 11/25/24(Mon) 10:39:13 No. 17295889 >>17295909 >>17295925 >>17295935 >>17295976 >win independence >DON'T devolve into military dictatorship or absolute monarchy >start off with fresh land and an unusually high literacy rate >neighbors are retarded savages who live at the mercy of nature >large ocean between them and European chimpouts >shitgoesdown.jpg >"here tovarish buy my land I need to fund a chimpout" >ok > "here America buy my land, I need to fund my own le chimpout" >ok >"hey America there was a chimpout in Texas we'll join you (and won't secede later) if you help" >ok >*doubles land in two years* It's amazing how well they took advantage of what they had. Many nations have completely fumbled the bag during their development. What went so right?

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Irony levels are off the fucking charts | /r/Greentext

5 KB JPG Average 4chinner >Morbidly obese (or extremely under weight) >Hideous looks (personality is somehow even worse) >Either unemployed or working at a minimum wage job >Complete lack of hygiene >J------- to the most god forbidden s--- on earth, degenerated beyond repair >Their topmost priority in life: getting into a relationship With stats like that, good luck trying to get a chick

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Anon is a mobster | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 129 KB PNG 03/30/23(Thu)13:47:40 No.72763618 > Its 2021 > recently been sick for a few weeks > while I have stayed at home I have been watching mafia movies > you know, Scarface, goodfellas, the godfather etc > at this time I have a identity problem, dont really know what defines me > come up with the idea to act like a Italian mobster > this fits perfectly where Im half Italian and half American > I go to Etsy and buys a pinky ring > go to the local mall and buys some leather loafers and a pinstripe dress pants > its school and Im back after a couple of weeks > new me > I enter the classroom with my pinstripe pants and new leather shoes. Also rocking the pinky ring > even made some pasta in my lunchbox > I take a seat and look at my best friend > I say in a Italian accent > HOW YA DoiN FranKiE, anYonE BOthering you come to mE > the Class burst into laugh > i Get humiliated > I go home and stays home for a few days > atleast the pasta was good

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Anon buys Blu-ray | /r/Greentext

Anonymous Welp. b TM Blu-ray Disc 44 KB PNG 03/30/23(Thu)08:02:38 No.72761690 >be me >buy hard to find out of print blu ray on ebay >paid $75, blu ray was basically new, might have been played once >it get re-released a few days later >now retails new for $30 >they got me again

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Anon Just playing some halo | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 07/17/22(Sun)19:09:37 No.882224105 apps.58523.13744479854832406.0affa1b0-655f-49af-ab66- 9c9ccd71090c.jpg 22 KB JPG >be me >Sick day, missed work >Decide to play some halo >Still early morning >Guy starts pounding on my window violently, scaring the s--- out of me >Turns out it's my brother who just got out of jail for selling drugs >I invite him in and he's laughing his ass off >Sees that I'm playing halo, asks to join Just like old times.. today was good

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Anon goes to dinner | /r/Greentext

Anonymous What a expensive mistake 150 KB PNG 03/30/23(Thu)10:28:49 No.72762541 > be me > 18 years old > finally got my first paycheck > feels good > want to treat my girlfriend at the time > suggest that we go to a fine restaurant > we arrive and the place is nice > white marble everywhere > we sit down and takes a look at the menu > water cost 7 dollars > what > a bottle of coke is 9 dollars > this place is expensive as f--- > to embarrassed to change place since we have already seated down > we order some pasta with shrimp > tastes heavenly > overall a nice date with one of the best food I have ever tasted > time to get the bill > the bill is on 190 dollars > after I payed my bills I have 210 dollars left > I pay while I shred a tear > that moment when I had the best dining experience because I wanted to impress my gf but now I have 20 dollars > 20 days until my next paycheck > dont have gas in car so have to refill on my way home > my face when I am a dumb f---

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Anon does not want to be a wageslave | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 529 KB PNG 03/29/23 (Wed)14:01:38 No.72752167 >Parents expect me to be excited about being a wageslave for the rest of my life even though they're still barely above working class after working hard for their entire lives

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Anon likes to watch family guy | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous FAMILY GUY 05/16/22(Mon)14:32:35 No.878283550 68 KB PNG >be me at a younger age >Mentally ill, parents never tested for any specific problem >Watch family guy 24/7 >Obsessed with the show and characters >Have family guy themed birthday parties, own all of the family guy toys >First time I ever jerked off was to Louis >Brian is my dream dog >One day I spend 13 hours straight watching family guy >Dad walks in, turns tv off and sits me down and says "son, we need to talk" >He tells me I'm banned from watching family guy, I scream at him and fight him, telling him he can't oppress me >Parents get rid of the TV, over time I have to find new hobbies >High school comes around, I've lost a lot of weight and I'm passing my classes, I still occasionally make a family guy reference in class and sometimes people laugh >Graduate high school and move out, buy my first TV and a streaming service, family guy is on the service I just lost my job after watching family guy for 48 hours straight, is something wrong with me?

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Anon makes an Argument | /r/Greentext

1h (3/29 15:28) 72757976 12 Re. 0 Img JPG 227KB (1423 × 1080) 1654610179850659.jpg 4 Replies O WL >rich people can exploit you because they got luckier circumstances uh huh >black people commit disproportionate crime because they were brought up in unfortunate circumstances uh huh >some men can't get laid cause they got put into negative feedback loops from their circumstances JUST SELF IMPROO00000000OVE YOU HATE WOMENNNNN ITS YOUR FAULT 1h (3/29 15:32). 72758021 >>72757976 (OP) I accidentally f----- my ownass, send help anon

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Looks Can Be Decieving | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 02/08/23(Wed)13:20:52 No.14598331 Stalin_in_1937-e1489014130987-205x123.jpg 6 KB JPG >starve millions of innocent people to death >one of the biggest monsters of the 20th century >be winston churchill pic unrelated

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Anon tries to break the cycle | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 16 KB JPG 03/29/23 (Wed)23:27:25 No.7275731 >be me >female >used /pol/ daily >self hating women >doomer vibes >quit 4chan >be happy >couple months later start using 4chan again Will the cycle ever break or will I forever hate myself >tldr women moment

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Anon is angry with his friend part III | /r/Greentext

33 KB JPG Here's the update guys, there's hope >Same day afternoon >Friend suggest that I try to get lickable frog in the pet shop >Go to local mall >In the pet shop ask the seller guy >Do you have that kind of frog I can lick go get high? > "No" give a weird look at me > "We only have regular frogs for snake food" > Okay I take that > Next day > Take frog in a Tupperware > Bring it to school > Wait for cute classmate girl in the parking lot > She shows up > Tell her that I have the frog > She gives me a weird look too > "You meant that seriously?" > Sure > "Okay try it" > We go behind the school > Take out the frog, and hand it to her > When the frog touches her she freaks out and drop it > Frog goes away immediately > "Sorry anon it's so disgusting > I tell her it's no problem, but don't tell her it wasn't the licky kind > "There'll be a house party this weekend, we can meet there and I'll compensate you anon" > Awesome > Meet with friend after first class > Tell him that I'll be at a party with her this weekend > "Maybe she gives you the $4.99 for the frog" > F--- him, he's such a loser

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Anon has a old flame | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 115 KB JPG 03/30/23(Thu)00:14:51 No.72757816 crush from 10+ years ago is messaging me she had a bunch of kids with some loaded manlet >Hi anon, been thinking about you a lot lately >I'm sorry we couldn't be together back then >I was ready but you weren't >that other guy was very secure financially >I never loved him though... >Just wondering what you've been up to BITCH IF YOU THINK IM GOING BACK TO YOU TO RAISE YOUR BASTARD KID YOU ARE F------ NUTS The f------ guts on these bitches man

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Wrestlemania WRESTLEMANIA TURPI SUNGAPOR ROMAN REIGNS CODY RHODES and 1.01 MB JPG >Be me > Have terminal bone marrow cancer > expected to live out by the summer > have had a great life desu > have had friends who really cared about me > have parents who love me with everything they have > but still feels like Im missing something > always been a wrestling fan > never been to a wrestlemania event in my life > sad because the reality of it is that I will never live to see one > my mom and dad sees that something is bothering me > tells them about my last wish before I leave this earth > feel sad but also feel more relived to talk about it > a few days later > my parents surprise me with tickets > f--- yeah Im traveling to wrestlemania > I hug my parents and tell them that I love them > that moment when Im traveling to California with my parents to see Cody Rhodes beat up Roman reigns I love my parents, I might not have long left but this really makes my life feel complete. Might not be much for you guys but this mean a lot to me. Take better care of your parents. They are really the best.

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