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Wrestlemania WRESTLEMANIA TURPI SUNGAPOR ROMAN REIGNS CODY RHODES and 1.01 MB JPG >Be me > Have terminal bone marrow cancer > expected to live out by the summer > have had a great life desu > have had friends who really cared about me > have parents who love me with everything they have > but still feels like Im missing something > always been a wrestling fan > never been to a wrestlemania event in my life > sad because the reality of it is that I will never live to see one > my mom and dad sees that something is bothering me > tells them about my last wish before I leave this earth > feel sad but also feel more relived to talk about it > a few days later > my parents surprise me with tickets > f--- yeah Im traveling to wrestlemania > I hug my parents and tell them that I love them > that moment when Im traveling to California with my parents to see Cody Rhodes beat up Roman reigns I love my parents, I might not have long left but this really makes my life feel complete. Might not be much for you guys but this mean a lot to me. Take better care of your parents. They are really the best.

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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5 KB JPG Average 4chinner >Morbidly obese (or extremely under weight) >Hideous looks (personality is somehow even worse) >Either unemployed or working at a minimum wage job >Complete lack of hygiene >J------- to the most god forbidden s--- on earth, degenerated beyond repair >Their topmost priority in life: getting into a relationship With stats like that, good luck trying to get a chick

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Anonymous 129 KB PNG 03/30/23(Thu)13:47:40 No.72763618 > Its 2021 > recently been sick for a few weeks > while I have stayed at home I have been watching mafia movies > you know, Scarface, goodfellas, the godfather etc > at this time I have a identity problem, dont really know what defines me > come up with the idea to act like a Italian mobster > this fits perfectly where Im half Italian and half American > I go to Etsy and buys a pinky ring > go to the local mall and buys some leather loafers and a pinstripe dress pants > its school and Im back after a couple of weeks > new me > I enter the classroom with my pinstripe pants and new leather shoes. Also rocking the pinky ring > even made some pasta in my lunchbox > I take a seat and look at my best friend > I say in a Italian accent > HOW YA DoiN FranKiE, anYonE BOthering you come to mE > the Class burst into laugh > i Get humiliated > I go home and stays home for a few days > atleast the pasta was good

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Anon buys Blu-ray | /r/Greentext

Anonymous Welp. b TM Blu-ray Disc 44 KB PNG 03/30/23(Thu)08:02:38 No.72761690 >be me >buy hard to find out of print blu ray on ebay >paid $75, blu ray was basically new, might have been played once >it get re-released a few days later >now retails new for $30 >they got me again

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Anon Just playing some halo | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 07/17/22(Sun)19:09:37 No.882224105 apps.58523.13744479854832406.0affa1b0-655f-49af-ab66- 9c9ccd71090c.jpg 22 KB JPG >be me >Sick day, missed work >Decide to play some halo >Still early morning >Guy starts pounding on my window violently, scaring the s--- out of me >Turns out it's my brother who just got out of jail for selling drugs >I invite him in and he's laughing his ass off >Sees that I'm playing halo, asks to join Just like old times.. today was good

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Anon goes to dinner | /r/Greentext

Anonymous What a expensive mistake 150 KB PNG 03/30/23(Thu)10:28:49 No.72762541 > be me > 18 years old > finally got my first paycheck > feels good > want to treat my girlfriend at the time > suggest that we go to a fine restaurant > we arrive and the place is nice > white marble everywhere > we sit down and takes a look at the menu > water cost 7 dollars > what > a bottle of coke is 9 dollars > this place is expensive as f--- > to embarrassed to change place since we have already seated down > we order some pasta with shrimp > tastes heavenly > overall a nice date with one of the best food I have ever tasted > time to get the bill > the bill is on 190 dollars > after I payed my bills I have 210 dollars left > I pay while I shred a tear > that moment when I had the best dining experience because I wanted to impress my gf but now I have 20 dollars > 20 days until my next paycheck > dont have gas in car so have to refill on my way home > my face when I am a dumb f---

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Anon does not want to be a wageslave | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 529 KB PNG 03/29/23 (Wed)14:01:38 No.72752167 >Parents expect me to be excited about being a wageslave for the rest of my life even though they're still barely above working class after working hard for their entire lives

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Anon likes to watch family guy | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous FAMILY GUY 05/16/22(Mon)14:32:35 No.878283550 68 KB PNG >be me at a younger age >Mentally ill, parents never tested for any specific problem >Watch family guy 24/7 >Obsessed with the show and characters >Have family guy themed birthday parties, own all of the family guy toys >First time I ever jerked off was to Louis >Brian is my dream dog >One day I spend 13 hours straight watching family guy >Dad walks in, turns tv off and sits me down and says "son, we need to talk" >He tells me I'm banned from watching family guy, I scream at him and fight him, telling him he can't oppress me >Parents get rid of the TV, over time I have to find new hobbies >High school comes around, I've lost a lot of weight and I'm passing my classes, I still occasionally make a family guy reference in class and sometimes people laugh >Graduate high school and move out, buy my first TV and a streaming service, family guy is on the service I just lost my job after watching family guy for 48 hours straight, is something wrong with me?

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Anon makes an Argument | /r/Greentext

1h (3/29 15:28) 72757976 12 Re. 0 Img JPG 227KB (1423 × 1080) 1654610179850659.jpg 4 Replies O WL >rich people can exploit you because they got luckier circumstances uh huh >black people commit disproportionate crime because they were brought up in unfortunate circumstances uh huh >some men can't get laid cause they got put into negative feedback loops from their circumstances JUST SELF IMPROO00000000OVE YOU HATE WOMENNNNN ITS YOUR FAULT 1h (3/29 15:32). 72758021 >>72757976 (OP) I accidentally f----- my ownass, send help anon

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Looks Can Be Decieving | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 02/08/23(Wed)13:20:52 No.14598331 Stalin_in_1937-e1489014130987-205x123.jpg 6 KB JPG >starve millions of innocent people to death >one of the biggest monsters of the 20th century >be winston churchill pic unrelated

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Anonymous 16 KB JPG 03/29/23 (Wed)23:27:25 No.7275731 >be me >female >used /pol/ daily >self hating women >doomer vibes >quit 4chan >be happy >couple months later start using 4chan again Will the cycle ever break or will I forever hate myself >tldr women moment

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Anon is angry with his friend part III | /r/Greentext

33 KB JPG Here's the update guys, there's hope >Same day afternoon >Friend suggest that I try to get lickable frog in the pet shop >Go to local mall >In the pet shop ask the seller guy >Do you have that kind of frog I can lick go get high? > "No" give a weird look at me > "We only have regular frogs for snake food" > Okay I take that > Next day > Take frog in a Tupperware > Bring it to school > Wait for cute classmate girl in the parking lot > She shows up > Tell her that I have the frog > She gives me a weird look too > "You meant that seriously?" > Sure > "Okay try it" > We go behind the school > Take out the frog, and hand it to her > When the frog touches her she freaks out and drop it > Frog goes away immediately > "Sorry anon it's so disgusting > I tell her it's no problem, but don't tell her it wasn't the licky kind > "There'll be a house party this weekend, we can meet there and I'll compensate you anon" > Awesome > Meet with friend after first class > Tell him that I'll be at a party with her this weekend > "Maybe she gives you the $4.99 for the frog" > F--- him, he's such a loser

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Anonymous 115 KB JPG 03/30/23(Thu)00:14:51 No.72757816 crush from 10+ years ago is messaging me she had a bunch of kids with some loaded manlet >Hi anon, been thinking about you a lot lately >I'm sorry we couldn't be together back then >I was ready but you weren't >that other guy was very secure financially >I never loved him though... >Just wondering what you've been up to BITCH IF YOU THINK IM GOING BACK TO YOU TO RAISE YOUR BASTARD KID YOU ARE F------ NUTS The f------ guts on these bitches man

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