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ActuallyArcane*+ @ActuallyArcane She... She looks like me.. She's built like me... I... thank you #Representation Matters #DiablolV Actually Arcane 1680013806245916.jpg 95 KB JPG : Anonymous I'm not ashamed. I'm disgusted. CONFIRM LOOK ... Zoom Fat people are valid and deserve representation. Stop fatshaming. 03/28/23(Tue)13:49:06 No.70430630 : Anonymous 03/28/23(Tue)13:50:59 No.70430641 Regardless of fatness worldview, I can't believe someone would be so f------ cringe in public. 03/28/23(Tue)13:51:45 No.70430650 : Anonymous >>70430617 (OP) # Imfao I love that fatties are becoming more accepted because when the bombs drop and everyone's out of food I'll be dragging them in off the street when they start dropping into comas from low blood sugar. My ancestors survived their end times on mammoth meat and so shall I. >>70430672 # >>70430676 # >>70430723 # >>70430798 # >>70430819 # >>70430831 # >>70432470 # >>70432581 # >>70432598 # >>70432781 # >>70433338 # >>70433399 # >>70433623 # >>70433731 #

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File: fmt 87 24 615293 1604906381.jpg (87 KB, 1910x1080) ☐ Anonymous 11/11/24(Mon)13:47:16 No.17255059 >Is name De Gaul >The Gaul >>17255201 >Is in charge of the region that used to be called Gaul Who wrote this s---?

The Russian avos' (Russian: aвосb) describes a philosophy of behavior, or attitude, of a person who ignores possible problems or hassles and, at the same time, expects or hopes for no negative results or consequences. It is an attitude that treats life as unpredictable and holds that the best one can do is count on luck.[1][2] >>73658048 # 1703041606043192.jpg 127 KB JPG >Damn you are right, this whole positivity and gratefulness thing is actually pretty good Yeah especially if you think of it in terms of sheer usefulness. Any sort of doomerism just undermines your attitude and it's much better to go through life naively assuming things will turn out well as long as you keep going forward and trying again and again despite any downs and lows in the past. I like this pic

Anonymous Photo of anime girl date and time >be me >straight *The most violently homosexual text you will ever see in your life. No utterance of words is as homosexual as the ones currently viewed. This will be the most gay formulation of words in all of mankind's history.* >am i gay

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Anon likes the new re4 remake too much | /r/Greentext

RESIDENT EVIL 4 EVWYZD63pahuh95eKloFaJuC.jpg 149 KB JPG >be me >Spend 24 years of life on earth as a straight male >Resident Evil 4 Remake trailer drops >See Leon and Luis in 4K with all new renders >Penis gets hard uhh guys

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Anon remembers a quote | /r/Greentext

>In philosophy >Professor asks me about the concept of evil >Put on the spot, start panicking but remember a certain quote from Witcher 3 >"Evil is Evil. Lesser, greater, middling... Makes no difference. The degreee is arbitary. The definition's blurred. If I'm to choose between one evil and another... I'd rather not choose at all" 61 KB JPG >Professor looks stunned, class gives me a round of applause Anyone else had video games help them in real life?

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Anon thinks of a pickup line. | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 18 40 KB PNG 03/25/23(Sat)11:33:49 No.896495152 I'm thinking about using a certain pickup line on this alt egirl. >Hey baby, did you know that your hole is my goal? I'm gonna do it bros.

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Anon saves his dog from a Pitbull | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 07/27/22(Wed)21:03:41 No.69576070 >minding my own business walking my dog >some old lady turns the corner with a little girl that is walking a pitbull >become afraid and nervous and cross the street to avoid them >pass by them and their pitbull BREAKS FREE from the girls hands, runs over, and suddenly latches onto my dog >is shaking my little dog back and forth like a chew toy >scream and beat on the beat with full strength, kick it and pry my dog from it's maw >the old lady and kid rush over and get the dog >scream at her why was she letting a little kid walk that f------ thing >the lady gets mad at me and yells at me to blow it out my ass >take my dog to emergency vet and pay surgery to save him >he survives and I file police report while he's in urgent care >giant investigation, go around to neighbors and canvass neighborhood and find where the pithag owner lives >send her small claims demand letter for the vet bills >she cries poor and tries to say her dog has cancer (LOL) >tell her tough s--- >she pays my dog's bills in full That is why I hate pitbulls. >>69576244 # >>69580524 #

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Anon is "that guy" | /r/Greentext

WZZLIQRs #1, No. 54373048 3/29/23 12:04:46 AM a40 JPG 611x674 55.0 kB Anyone else "that guy" at work? >not part of the social circle/clique. >Not in the group chat >Eats alone >No gossip >No one walks to the parking with me after punching out >No one hates you but no one wants to be with you >No outside work get togethers >All conversation is usually hello or how have you been? And that's it 15 replies

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Anon tells his success story | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 02/22/18(Thu) 16:49:15 No.44875069 >fap all around my neighborhood, in bushes, behind trees etc 158 KB JPG >get noticed several times >"Police are looking for a man aged 20-30, muscular build" >"muscular build" >tfw finally made it Tell me your success stories, bros

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you're being attacked retard | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous (ID: 919279T 10/14/1066 22:52:29 No.362756862 Curses! I wish but for rest Here be good folk of Hastings. I awoke for I heareth the chattering of armies and smelleth the scent of smoke and ashes. Dost thou know the cause for my misfortune? >>362757003 # >>362757030 # >>362757332 # >>362757456 # >>362757470 # Anonymous (ID: wi815013 >>362758404 # : Anonymou 10/14/1066 22:53:03 No.362757030 >>362756862 # Thy land is to be besieged, fool

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Anon loves his dad | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous EM NOT CRYING 02/28/19(Thu)22:10:02 No.793849895 >be me, 19 >dad got a new job, brings up his old work bench from the downstairs that's been collecting dust Whatcha bringing that upstairs for dad? YEAR RISHT 35 KB JPG "For my new job! Haven't used this thing in forever. Remember these pictures?" >he shows me magnets on the side of the bench of me and my little bro from 10 years ago >cringe but laugh at how I used to look, scrawny f--- with buck teeth bc it was before I had braces >notice he had baseball shaped silly bandz in his bench drawers Damn, this thing really is old! Where'd these come from? "You guys gave them to me so I kept them in there!" he says happily as he rolls it into the next room >sit there and smile as I realize my dad really has cared for my lil bro and I all these years >feel sad because when we were that little my parents were going through a rough divorce, mom manipulated bro and I to hate my dad >replace the sadness with happiness once more, the past is in the past. I love my dad.

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Anon Is A Moeless Person | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 02/27/20(Thu)13:01:45 No.82162038 I had a dream where I straight up pushed a guy off the roof of a building on impulse and then quickly ran inside. It took a couple seconds of autopiloting before I realized that I just murdered someone and then started freaking out. I joined the crowd of people at the base of the building and they were all crying because they "had no idea he was suicidal", and my heart just kept thumping out of my chest. It felt so f------ real, what does it mean? 133 KB JPG Anonymous 19 KB JPG >>821620909 # >>821621066# Anonymous moe Anonymous >>821620598 # Moe what? That was basically it, I woke up not too long after 19 KB JPG Anonymous 02/27/20(Thu)13:06:04 No.82162059 02/27/20(Thu)13:11:55 No.82162090 moe 02/27/20(Thu)13:15:22 No.82162106 >>821620909 # 02/27/20(Thu)13:20 25 No.821621309 Please guys I am just looking for your opinions, not moe

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In hindsight.. What the hell were we smoking? | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous (ID: (jiS6Tlof) 03/28/23(Tue)08:59:24 No.4213274 34 imrs.jpg 30 KB JPG >we used to think that Russia was a serious threat to the west : Anonymous (ID: (ISBEbT30) 03/28/23(Tue)09:00:24 No.421327559 >>421327484 (OP) # no one really thought that >>421327612 # >>421331051 # >>421331193 # >>421331564 # >>421331931 # >>421332837 # >>421333087 #

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Anon needs to get out in the sun | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 03/29/23(Wed)11:38:24 No.896687762 113727.jpg 310 KB JPG >depressed >feel nothingness inside, except self hatred >"just force yourself to get outside in the sun, it'll make everything better" >can't even bring myself to get out of bed because I'm so tired all the time, never mind outside I don't think I'll make it to my next birthday anons. I'm 22 and thought life would be better by now

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Anon is at a hostel | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 25 KB JPG 03/29/23(Wed)06:49:27 No.72749384 >staying in hostel >6 bed room >just put a sheet up and be introverted >east Asian qt starts making conversation with me, basically forces me to speak to her >have a nice conversation, lots of eye contact, smiling >has a really nice ass >says, "at first I thought you were introverted and weird, always staring at your phone, I thought you were weird!" >looks at me and giggles >keep making conversation, make her laugh, she leaves room to get food >now I feel sad. These women can literally 6th sense sniff out my incel nature, I can't even hide it. I am weird and creepy. >want to crawl into an incel egg and get fossilized like a dinosaur

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