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Anonymous DIS-Avowed 11/27/24(Wed)05:30:27 No.695700 VIDEO GAMES 'Avowed' Art Director Matt Hansen Admits To Wanting To Make Elon Musk "Mad" And Hint Game Is Ultra Woke JOHN F. TRENT NOV 26, 2024 - PAID 3 D1 ~ OBSIDIAN MATT_HANSEN ART DIRECTOR OBSIDIAN ENTERTAINMENT OBSIDIAN Matt Hansen the art director for Xbox and Obsidian Entertainment's upcoming fi person fantasy RPG admitted that he wanted to make Elon Musk "mad" with the game. 75486787548769.png 294 KB PNG >"I will make it political just to make chuds mad" >"And i achieved it! i made people mad" >"F--- chuds!" >"Win!" >"W-wait... what's that? my game flopped?!" >"Wait... there are layoffs in my studio? how-" >"P-people didn't like me trying to make them mad!" >"t-they are bigots!" >"F--- gamers! it's rough times for game developers man, this society is failing in so many levels it's unbelievable!" >"Y-you are laughing!, there are families involved and you are laughing!"

File: Screenshot 20241127-155712.png (228 KB, 742x721) Something Happened Anonymous (ID: HG6Lars) 11/27/24(Wed)17:35:15 No.489774321 ► >Polls all indicate a Harris victory, though close >Ann Selzer poll, known as a canary in a coal mine, indicated Harris winning lowa >Trump campaign suspiciously quiet nearing the end of the campaign >Harris campaign had significant energy >North Carolina predicted to be close >Virginia unusually red >The four countries willing and able to f--- with US democracy (Iran, China, Russia, NK) stand to benefit from a Trump win (cause it's destabilizing) >Billionaires cozy up to Trump despite a Harris victory being predicted >TRUMP WINS THE POPULAR VOTE >FOR THE FIRST TIME IN 20 YEARS A REPUBLICAN CANDIDATE WINS THE POPULAR VOTE >WITH AN APPROVAL RATING EQUIVALENT TO CANCER Bros, I'm telling you, something funky happened

☐ Anonymous 11/25/24(Mon) 10:39:13 No. 17295889 >>17295909 >>17295925 >>17295935 >>17295976 >win independence >DON'T devolve into military dictatorship or absolute monarchy >start off with fresh land and an unusually high literacy rate >neighbors are retarded savages who live at the mercy of nature >large ocean between them and European chimpouts >shitgoesdown.jpg >"here tovarish buy my land I need to fund a chimpout" >ok > "here America buy my land, I need to fund my own le chimpout" >ok >"hey America there was a chimpout in Texas we'll join you (and won't secede later) if you help" >ok >*doubles land in two years* It's amazing how well they took advantage of what they had. Many nations have completely fumbled the bag during their development. What went so right?

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Anon remembers a quote | /r/Greentext

>In philosophy >Professor asks me about the concept of evil >Put on the spot, start panicking but remember a certain quote from Witcher 3 >"Evil is Evil. Lesser, greater, middling... Makes no difference. The degreee is arbitary. The definition's blurred. If I'm to choose between one evil and another... I'd rather not choose at all" 61 KB JPG >Professor looks stunned, class gives me a round of applause Anyone else had video games help them in real life?

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Anon thinks of a pickup line. | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 18 40 KB PNG 03/25/23(Sat)11:33:49 No.896495152 I'm thinking about using a certain pickup line on this alt egirl. >Hey baby, did you know that your hole is my goal? I'm gonna do it bros.

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Anon saves his dog from a Pitbull | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 07/27/22(Wed)21:03:41 No.69576070 >minding my own business walking my dog >some old lady turns the corner with a little girl that is walking a pitbull >become afraid and nervous and cross the street to avoid them >pass by them and their pitbull BREAKS FREE from the girls hands, runs over, and suddenly latches onto my dog >is shaking my little dog back and forth like a chew toy >scream and beat on the beat with full strength, kick it and pry my dog from it's maw >the old lady and kid rush over and get the dog >scream at her why was she letting a little kid walk that f------ thing >the lady gets mad at me and yells at me to blow it out my ass >take my dog to emergency vet and pay surgery to save him >he survives and I file police report while he's in urgent care >giant investigation, go around to neighbors and canvass neighborhood and find where the pithag owner lives >send her small claims demand letter for the vet bills >she cries poor and tries to say her dog has cancer (LOL) >tell her tough s--- >she pays my dog's bills in full That is why I hate pitbulls. >>69576244 # >>69580524 #

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Anon is "that guy" | /r/Greentext

WZZLIQRs #1, No. 54373048 3/29/23 12:04:46 AM a40 JPG 611x674 55.0 kB Anyone else "that guy" at work? >not part of the social circle/clique. >Not in the group chat >Eats alone >No gossip >No one walks to the parking with me after punching out >No one hates you but no one wants to be with you >No outside work get togethers >All conversation is usually hello or how have you been? And that's it 15 replies

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Anon tells his success story | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 02/22/18(Thu) 16:49:15 No.44875069 >fap all around my neighborhood, in bushes, behind trees etc 158 KB JPG >get noticed several times >"Police are looking for a man aged 20-30, muscular build" >"muscular build" >tfw finally made it Tell me your success stories, bros

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you're being attacked retard | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous (ID: 919279T 10/14/1066 22:52:29 No.362756862 Curses! I wish but for rest Here be good folk of Hastings. I awoke for I heareth the chattering of armies and smelleth the scent of smoke and ashes. Dost thou know the cause for my misfortune? >>362757003 # >>362757030 # >>362757332 # >>362757456 # >>362757470 # Anonymous (ID: wi815013 >>362758404 # : Anonymou 10/14/1066 22:53:03 No.362757030 >>362756862 # Thy land is to be besieged, fool

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Anon loves his dad | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous EM NOT CRYING 02/28/19(Thu)22:10:02 No.793849895 >be me, 19 >dad got a new job, brings up his old work bench from the downstairs that's been collecting dust Whatcha bringing that upstairs for dad? YEAR RISHT 35 KB JPG "For my new job! Haven't used this thing in forever. Remember these pictures?" >he shows me magnets on the side of the bench of me and my little bro from 10 years ago >cringe but laugh at how I used to look, scrawny f--- with buck teeth bc it was before I had braces >notice he had baseball shaped silly bandz in his bench drawers Damn, this thing really is old! Where'd these come from? "You guys gave them to me so I kept them in there!" he says happily as he rolls it into the next room >sit there and smile as I realize my dad really has cared for my lil bro and I all these years >feel sad because when we were that little my parents were going through a rough divorce, mom manipulated bro and I to hate my dad >replace the sadness with happiness once more, the past is in the past. I love my dad.

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Anon Is A Moeless Person | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 02/27/20(Thu)13:01:45 No.82162038 I had a dream where I straight up pushed a guy off the roof of a building on impulse and then quickly ran inside. It took a couple seconds of autopiloting before I realized that I just murdered someone and then started freaking out. I joined the crowd of people at the base of the building and they were all crying because they "had no idea he was suicidal", and my heart just kept thumping out of my chest. It felt so f------ real, what does it mean? 133 KB JPG Anonymous 19 KB JPG >>821620909 # >>821621066# Anonymous moe Anonymous >>821620598 # Moe what? That was basically it, I woke up not too long after 19 KB JPG Anonymous 02/27/20(Thu)13:06:04 No.82162059 02/27/20(Thu)13:11:55 No.82162090 moe 02/27/20(Thu)13:15:22 No.82162106 >>821620909 # 02/27/20(Thu)13:20 25 No.821621309 Please guys I am just looking for your opinions, not moe

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In hindsight.. What the hell were we smoking? | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous (ID: (jiS6Tlof) 03/28/23(Tue)08:59:24 No.4213274 34 imrs.jpg 30 KB JPG >we used to think that Russia was a serious threat to the west : Anonymous (ID: (ISBEbT30) 03/28/23(Tue)09:00:24 No.421327559 >>421327484 (OP) # no one really thought that >>421327612 # >>421331051 # >>421331193 # >>421331564 # >>421331931 # >>421332837 # >>421333087 #

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Anon needs to get out in the sun | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 03/29/23(Wed)11:38:24 No.896687762 113727.jpg 310 KB JPG >depressed >feel nothingness inside, except self hatred >"just force yourself to get outside in the sun, it'll make everything better" >can't even bring myself to get out of bed because I'm so tired all the time, never mind outside I don't think I'll make it to my next birthday anons. I'm 22 and thought life would be better by now

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Anon is at a hostel | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 25 KB JPG 03/29/23(Wed)06:49:27 No.72749384 >staying in hostel >6 bed room >just put a sheet up and be introverted >east Asian qt starts making conversation with me, basically forces me to speak to her >have a nice conversation, lots of eye contact, smiling >has a really nice ass >says, "at first I thought you were introverted and weird, always staring at your phone, I thought you were weird!" >looks at me and giggles >keep making conversation, make her laugh, she leaves room to get food >now I feel sad. These women can literally 6th sense sniff out my incel nature, I can't even hide it. I am weird and creepy. >want to crawl into an incel egg and get fossilized like a dinosaur

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Anon gets attacked by a wasp | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 28 KB JPG 03/29/23(Wed)08:50:13 No.896682893 >chilling on my balcony >big ass wasp appears >comes at me >backhand the wasp in fear >wasp flies away >go inside out of fear of wasp >5 minutes later >swarm of wasps flying around my balcony >i am safe from those demons inside why are they like this? i am scared to chill on my balcony now or leave my door open :(

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