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Greentext Stories - S--- Wordbuilding

Anonymous 86 KB PNG 03/21/23(Tue)06:52:09 No.250341473 >fantasy setting has magic and flying creatures >still using horses as main transportation 03/21/23(Tue)06:56:27 No.250341651 Anonymous >>250341473 (OP) # >setting has nuclear energy >still using coal as main energy source >>250341784 # >>250343657 # >>250344673 # >>250346290 # >>250350741 # >>250355196 # >>250355399 # >>250358696 # >>250362753 # >>250371435 # >>250374133 # >>250376847 # >>250377612 # >>250381483 # >>250381567 # >>250384563 # >>250385675 # >>250386814 # >>250395246 # >>250400522 #

File: GXnSyKdXkAEynKF.jpg (111 KB, 1287x897) >> K 1:31 / 1:55 『アサシンクリードシャドウズ』ワールドトレーラー 30 Ubisoft Japan 238K subscribers Subscribe 55K views 3 days ago #assassinscreed #Ubisoft 253 7K Share ヘッドフォンやイヤホンを使用して、戦国時代の日本に投入しよう。広大なオープンワールドは、しま、平、伝統、切り、自然の、そして思いがけない発見に満ちている。 Anonymous 09/16/24(Mon)15:47:00 No.689045462 ► IT'S JOEVER Anonymous 09/16/24(Mon)16:12:20 No.689047495 >>689047725 >>689048810 >>689055954 >>689056929 >>689064645 File: 1725929247055445.gif (2.9 MB, 600x332) >>689047684 >>689047713 >Have a chance to make an AC set in Japan >already diverse because actual Japanese are very underrepresented in western media outside of anime >make the protagonist black Literally why are liberal shitholes so obsessed with black people? do they worship BBC or something?

Anonymous (ID: 3tczhLpN 39 KB JPG 09/16/24(Mon) 14:17:00 No.481900458 >be Confederate flag waving sisterfucker >Mah great-great-great grandpappy weren't fightin fer slavery! He couldn't even afford a slave! >be sisterfucker's great-great-great grandpappy >Owl be Goddamned if'n I let them baboons run free and ravage our womenfolk!

Japanese victim complex 03/31/24(Sun)13:35:43 No.463515299 "Oppenheimer" ignites controversy in Japan Kira Wang f X in The aftermath of the attack on Hiroshima. Photo: Bettmann/Getty "Oppenheimer" has generated backlash in Japan, for what critics argue is its failure to fully grapple with the destructive reality of the attacks on Hiroshima and Nagasaki, and its celebration of the “father of the atomic bomb." 5432.jpg 612 KB JPG >be japan in ww2 >declare war on America and align with Nazi Germany >bomb pearl harbour completely unprovoked and force America into war >commit heinous war crimes in Asia because you think you're the superior race >America finally has enough and offers terms for surrender >reject them >get nuked >surrender >deny any wrongdoing and never officially apologize for any war crimes >emperor gets away with it and escapes Nuremberg punishments >America has the grace to invest in your country and help rebuild it despite your behaviour >Japanese filmmakers spend the rest of their lives bitching and moaning about how evil America was for it >This is despite the fact that Japan is rarely criticized or even portrayed as the bad guy in mass media, unlike the countless amount of movies and videogames where you kill Nazis The Japanese and their victim complexes can be so pathetic sometimes.

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Leaf Discusses Motives | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: ig/BEJGy) Audrey hale Look at this clown hahaha 03/27/23 (Mon)22:29:40 No.421309854 >>421314093 # >>421314305 # trnny shter.jpg 618 KB JPG Anonymous (ID: Ns8tODyQ) >>421309854 (OP) # >Hand over your Y-chromosomes and nobody gets hurt see 03/27/23 (Mon)22:31:29 No.421310031

Anon does a little trolling | /r/Greentext

File: 1633164569798.jpg (29 KB, 334x506) Anonymous 02/25/23(Sat) 04:08:31 No.181033376 ► >see a thread where anons are discussing a film of tv show made after 2010 >enter thread and comment "woke garbage" >close thread and never enter it again

It's over for anon | /r/Greentext

File: MonkaSSS.jpg (70 KB, 1200x675) Anonymous 03/27/23 (Mon)13:42:23 No.72730133 [Reply] >>72730830 >>72730838 >>7 >be me >go on omegle >do it to harass pajeets, call them street s------- to make them rage, etc >cover my camera because they usually go ballistic when being insulted by a black screen >first match >some french guy >he's wearing sunglasses, expensive shirts and he's smoking >desu he looks pretty cool >he speaks >"nah, you're done." >i ask him w-- he's talking about >"you. you are done. finished." >"the guy with the black screen. i'm talking to you." >he disconnects >out of fear i leave immediately >it's been almost two days and i haven't gone back on what's going to happen to me, robots? what did he mean by that?

Anon has priorities | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 329 KB PNG >FRIDAY: mass shooting >SATURDAY: mass shooting >SUNDAY: 05/26/22(Thu)06:26:06 No.68786322 >MONDAY: mass shooting >TUESDAY: mass shooting >WEDNESDAY: mass shooting >THURSDAY: mass shooting mass shooting REPUBLICANS: "we gotta do something about trans people playing sports"

Anon is good at dancing | /r/Greentext

Friday night last week was great Anonymous 03/27/23(Mon)23:28:27 No.28631830 >be me >17 >have nothing to do in life. gym is a side hobby >a ball comes around for my school and other schools involved >don't think too much of it when it happens >I get up on the dancefloor and start to dance about >both the lads and ladies love my dancing >dance for about 4 hours straight >end up getting 2 girls to ask me for my snap >my muscles get stiff after its over >I get home and go to sleep satisfied Seems like life is getting good for me again what now anons?

Anon gets deployed | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 01/13/21(Wed)02:28:56 No.844722801 >>844722495 # >born a white american male >grow up in a conservative upper middle class family >very idealistic about the nation, want to serve, enlist when 18 >deployed in Iraq >legs blown off fighting for oil >go home, struggling, corrupt, mismanaged, and underfunded VA does nothing meaningful to help >physical and psychological trauma have assured that I can never love or be loved again >die lonely hateful and a tragic victim of a broken system >but at least we have 11 aircraft carriers >tearsofpatrioticjoy.png

Anon loves poodles | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 3/27/2023, 8:36:33 PM No.50035845 114 KB JPEG > poodle > comes in 2 sizes, perfect for a family > very cute and smart > great for anything; this dog has everything /b/, why aren't poodles more popular?

Alice Cooper ~ Welcome To My Nightmare | /r/Greentext

View Same Google ImgOps SauceNAO 1529292521446.png, 464KiB, 853x480 Anonymous Fri 13 Jan 2023 13:46:17 No.624196373 Report Quoted By: >>624196893 >>624197052 >>624201832 >>624205851 >>624190342 >back in high school >go on field trip >go to big food court after field trip >near the end of it, figure I'll just get a chocolate banana shake for the road, treat myself >sip in >just chocolate, none of that artificial Gros michel sweet banana taste >oh well, we gotta go, chocolate is fine >girlfriend demands some of my shake as her right >anon didn't you order chocolate banana I heard you say banana I don't taste banana >nah it's cool we're leaving anyway it's not like I lost money or anything >no we gotta get this fixed >tfw everybody else already on the bus >tfw walking out to a line of idling buses just waiting for us >tfw walking all the way to the back of the bus to our friend group with the shake that held everybody up Every time I see a "he asked for no pickles" picture I relive this.

Anon goes camping | /r/Greentext

: hawaii anon M 2.0. SPILLE 964 KB PNG 03/27/23 (Mon)14:11:43 No.72730503 >be on family camping trip with older cousins >no showers >only one stinky porta potty thing >6am need to pinch a loaf really bad >cousins are drunk >mid s--- >ANON THERES A BEAR COMING GET THE F--- OUT HERE NOW HE'S GONNA KILL US ALL, ANON HURRY UP >super inebriated from no sleep, fight or flight mode kicks in >pull up my shorts >make a b-line out of the pawty >darkasfuckout.png >trip moments before i get to my aunts trailer which was my safety place >smack my chin, its bloody, along with fresh s--- all down my legs back, and in my hair >there's s--- in my hair and there's no showers >knock politely on my aunts trailer, wake her up, ask her for water, she tells me to f--- off >f----- retarded incel cousins are getting a lol not helping >steal some coke from some non-correlated familys campground and wipe my self off with some cheese cloth and remain sticky for the next 87 hours, the car ride home still smelt like s---

Mint Condition | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 98 KB PNG 03/25/23(Sat)10:04:38 No.72704517 >itchy balls >Mint essential oils can ward off itchiness >Dipped my balls inside it >Feels like it's getting deepfried H---------- myself

anon probably has some cuck fantasies | /r/Greentext

03/27/23(Mon)23:10:42 No.896601028 I think Im slowly becoming a stalker >there is a girl I know since kindergarten >she is a literal tomboy >doesn't have a single girlfriend all her friends are guys >she's a bully and every girl hate her because she target them the most >I liked her a lot and admire her for some reason : Anonymous 45 KB JPG >I was her yes man >whenever she suggests something Im always like "good idea" >fast forward to senior high school >both of us are still the exact same >but my admiration turned into obsession >I know almost everything about her >what time she text good morning to group chat what day she take shower or use deodorant what kind of clothes she likes the most >she treats me the same so haven't been caught yet I don't have feelings for her or anything Im just being a spectator and watching her every day life I know what Im doing is creepy but there nothing wrong with it Im not gonna r--- her or kidnap her so there no harm in doing it

There was an attempt | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 02/15/23(Wed)21:21:22 No.72237908 >be me >never played Valorant before >finally give in and download the game >ready to become the next big thing in esports 133 KB JPG >load into my first game >running around, feeling like a pro >suddenly, I hear footsteps behind me >turn around to face my enemy >get shot in the head >dead instantly >respawn and try again >hear more footsteps >turn around >get shot in the head again >dead instantly >teammate types in chat: "dude, stop turning your back to the enemy" >me: "what do you mean?" >teammate: "you're literally just showing them your head" >me: "oh" >try to play more cautiously >hear footsteps >start to turn around >remember teammate's advice >try to dodge instead >end up running straight into a wall >get shot in the head >dead instantly >decide to try a different strategy >camp in a corner >hear footsteps approaching >ready to finally get a kill >see enemy's head peek >around the corner >shoot >miss >enemy headshots me >dead instantly >me: "I think I need a break" >abandon game >uninstall >never play Valorant again

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