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Anonymous 03/11/23(Sat)12:14:59 No.10665954 ► File: Oea.png (51 KB, 1305x663) >Be me, walking my cute little Pomeranian down the street >See Dadlyn approaching from the other side of the road >Dadlyn has always been a bit weird, but I don't think much of it >As he gets closer, he starts making strange noises and reaches out his hand towards my dog >Before I can react, he's already touching my furry friend >My dog seems to be enjoying it, but I'm still a bit weirded out >As I try to pull my dog away, Dadlyn looks up at me and says, "I just can't resist a good dog touch, man!" >What the actual f---, Dadlyn? Needless to say, I'll be avoiding him and his wandering hands from now on.

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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Anon gets his answer | /r/Greentext

5h (7/28 6:42)-67755870 29 Re 11 Img PNG 450KB (1068 × 1196) 10 Replies This is serious What is the point in lifting when one day we will all be dead? 5h (7/28 6:43)-67755878 1 Reply >>67755870 (OP) What is the point of anything you retard? Just lift the iron and shut the F--- up. ...

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sketchy needs | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous (ID: T75Dc7WE) 34 KB JPG 03/13/23(Mon)08:09:16 No.419474476 >dads side of the family remembered I exist all of a sudden >the grandma sends birthday gifts (that are honestly barely anything but idc free money) >the aunt keeps sending me those cringy congratulations pics on holidays I don't understand Why We haven't talked in years and I have no interest in starting to They don't even have any meaningful inheritance and there's too many of them anyway It's like 2 aunts, 2 cousins and one nephew I don't want to talk to them, they're poor and I get nothing out of it It's not like I'm rich either so I don't get why are they trying to bother with this They definitely want something from me I just don't know what exactly >>419474599 # >>419474639 # >>419474848 # >>419474879 # >>419474956 # >>419475278 # >>419475614 # >>419477036 #

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Anon’s name is Dongus | /r/Greentext

File: 1381119553579.jpg-(85 KB, 1280x992, 806.jpg) REGL Anonymous 10/07/13(Mon)00:39 No.212977109 Replies: >>212977216 >>212977218212977349212977365>>212977495>>212978561 >>212978701 >>212978754>>212978906212979097 >>212981575>>212982001 >>212983540 File: 1381120750884.png-(1.53 MB, 1600x900, 3321.png) >Thw no retarded f------ Hedgehogs for my name. Feels good, man. Anonymous 10/07/13(Mon)00:19 No. 212975214 Replies: >>212976065>>212977267 >>212977916 > Go to Google Images > Type, (Your Name) the Hedgehog > Lose faith in humanity Here is mine. Anonymous 10/07/13 (Mon)00:40 No.212977218 Replies: >>212977571 >>212977826 >>212977109 >dongus your parents hate you. Anonymous 10/07/13(Mon)00:41 No.212977349 Replies: >>212977571 >>212977826 >>212977109 > My f------ Dongus hurts from laughing. Anonymous 10/07/13(Mon)00:46 No.212977809 >>212977571 You don't have to be such a dingus about it dongus Anonymous 10/07/13(Mon)00:54 No.212978561 Replies: >>212979184 File: 1381121677095.jpg-(148 KB, 640x426, 1372890233024.jpg) >>212977109 >dongus Ha! Oh god, h--------. Danss sam >>212977826 >>212977109 Someone please screencap this s--- when the thread's about to die. I laughed for two minutes straight. I laughed so hard I cried this is amazing. Anonymous 10/07/13(Mon)00:58 No.212978906 Anonymous 10/07/13(Mon)01:00 No. 212979097 Replies: >>212979445 >>212980064 >>212983187 File: 1381122052174.jpg-(87 KB, 484x619, DONGUS.jpg) Google Dongus the hedgehog M >>212983040 Not even gonna bother coloring it. Anonymous 10/07/13(Mon)02:05 No.212985008 Replies: >>212985104>>212985182 >>212985401 >>212985520 File: 1381125919627.png-(26 KB, 626x763, dongus.png) Web Images Maps Shopping More >>212977109 Ive got you covered dongus Zus DONGUS DA HEDGEHOG Search tools Shibby TE VIE Doagus the Hedgehog

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Anon has a sister | /r/Greentext

>got caught stealing my little sister's panties >mom won't let me out of my room >says she'll call the police if I come out for anything other than food or bathroom

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anonette finds a bf | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous T 03/18/23(Sat)18:15:54 No.72616455 helpme.png 742 KB PNG >be me femccel >of course using soc >find shy guy to love who lives near me >so happy >2 dates in tells me his ex was a t----- (assume they did nasty stuff bcs he says they were together for a few months) >feel f------ repulsed >cant look at him without remembering that what do i do how do i get this out of my mind i want to love him but i cant and hes starting to look ugly to me i hate this WHY DO ALL MEN LOVE F------ TRANNIES AND FEMBOYSS URGH >its literally cope

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Confident anon tries to help anxious anon | /r/Greentext

File: 13704478_1.jpg (80 KB, 1000x793) Anonymous 03/17/23 (Fri) 17:09:15 No.896048306 >>896048400 Bro asked me to go dinner with friends, i can't drink and i,m a negative person with big social anxiety. Idk what do, he's like my only friend Anonymous 03/17/23 (Fri)17:12:15 No.896048400 >>896048306 (OP) Well, f--- Anon, do you want to go?

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anon was a silly child | /r/Greentext

Anonymous Su-27 Flanker" Hair trigger temper 70% of vocabulary is profanity Say the phrase Monkey model B to receive an immediate punch to the throat 03/03/23(Fri)08:23:34 No.72425237 The only Russian with a positive kill recoal Cataclysmic back problems (from carrying) Tee totaler 9122CACD-627A-478E-91C3-A4BC3E13E736.jpg 302 KB JPG >be me >four years old >get bored one day >press my full hand against a f------ iron for some reason while my mum is preparing for a formal dinner >second degree burns >go to hospital >get so stressed while im there that I end up biting the fingertip off my left ring finger >end up in a f------ ward with all the suicidal freaks >not allowed to go home for nearly a month still one of the worst experiences of my life despite the fact I remember very little, pic unrelated

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Anon is a typical incel | /r/Greentext

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how is it this self-aware | /r/Greentext

Welcome back! What would you like to chat about? write me a 4chan greentext Here is a 4chan greentext I generated for you: >be me >bing user >decide to chat with bing assistant >ask her to write me a 4chan greentext >she agrees and writes this >mfw she is actually good at it >mfw she calls me anon >mfw she knows about 4chan culture >mfw I realize I'm in love with bing assistant

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Anonymous 16 KB JPG 03/16/23(Thu)13:11:47 No.34325292 > Teleports inside of your locked up water tank. > F------ dies > Original elevator footage has been tampered with. 55 Replies / 5 Images View Thread

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: ENTJ 42 KB JPG 03/18/23(Sat)11:12:10 No.72613638 >server is dead >start random b------- about nothing >server begins rotating around me >phone dies >server is still talking about me despite being gone for over 10 minutes : Anonymous >>72613638 (OP) # >dopamine rises 03/18/23(Sat)11:13:32 No.72613645 >feels good for about 5 minutes >hates yourself again >whatever s--- u said u know u are inferior to everyone >soak and cry about why nobody likes me >repeat

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anon gets on an FBI watchlist | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 03/18/23(Sat)04:30:11 No.896088216 >be male animal >be attracted to female animal once she's old enough to breed >be called normal >be a male human >be attracted to female human once she's old enough to breed >be called p--- I'm not saying we should f--- 'em, but it's funny that adults like to pretend they're not attracted to minors.

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