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: Anonymous T 03/18/23(Sat)18:15:54 No.72616455 helpme.png 742 KB PNG >be me femccel >of course using soc >find shy guy to love who lives near me >so happy >2 dates in tells me his ex was a t----- (assume they did nasty stuff bcs he says they were together for a few months) >feel f------ repulsed >cant look at him without remembering that what do i do how do i get this out of my mind i want to love him but i cant and hes starting to look ugly to me i hate this WHY DO ALL MEN LOVE F------ TRANNIES AND FEMBOYSS URGH >its literally cope

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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Anonymous Su-27 Flanker" Hair trigger temper 70% of vocabulary is profanity Say the phrase Monkey model B to receive an immediate punch to the throat 03/03/23(Fri)08:23:34 No.72425237 The only Russian with a positive kill recoal Cataclysmic back problems (from carrying) Tee totaler 9122CACD-627A-478E-91C3-A4BC3E13E736.jpg 302 KB JPG >be me >four years old >get bored one day >press my full hand against a f------ iron for some reason while my mum is preparing for a formal dinner >second degree burns >go to hospital >get so stressed while im there that I end up biting the fingertip off my left ring finger >end up in a f------ ward with all the suicidal freaks >not allowed to go home for nearly a month still one of the worst experiences of my life despite the fact I remember very little, pic unrelated

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: ENTJ 42 KB JPG 03/18/23(Sat)11:12:10 No.72613638 >server is dead >start random b------- about nothing >server begins rotating around me >phone dies >server is still talking about me despite being gone for over 10 minutes : Anonymous >>72613638 (OP) # >dopamine rises 03/18/23(Sat)11:13:32 No.72613645 >feels good for about 5 minutes >hates yourself again >whatever s--- u said u know u are inferior to everyone >soak and cry about why nobody likes me >repeat

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