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Anonymous >be me >always suffered from back pain due to lack of overall activity >back always feels kinda tight and stiff, and just not right >grab book to go read >jump on a couch at a weird angle, slam my lower back directly onto the rock solid arm cushion and get jolted back by accident >hear a LOUD crack CAPRISUN 04/20/21(Tue)04:03:35 No.63298691 435 KB PNG >thinking oh f--- no i just f----- my back for life >try to move >holy f--- >my pain is gone >my stiffness is gone >7 hours later >my back still feels great >just my upper back and neck feels a bit stiff too >chairopractors and physical therapists never could help my back for periods that last longer than an hour >literally almost breaking my back and almost paralyzing myself fixed it >hope it stays for long

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Anonymous DIS-Avowed 11/27/24(Wed)05:30:27 No.695700 VIDEO GAMES 'Avowed' Art Director Matt Hansen Admits To Wanting To Make Elon Musk "Mad" And Hint Game Is Ultra Woke JOHN F. TRENT NOV 26, 2024 - PAID 3 D1 ~ OBSIDIAN MATT_HANSEN ART DIRECTOR OBSIDIAN ENTERTAINMENT OBSIDIAN Matt Hansen the art director for Xbox and Obsidian Entertainment's upcoming fi person fantasy RPG admitted that he wanted to make Elon Musk "mad" with the game. 75486787548769.png 294 KB PNG >"I will make it political just to make chuds mad" >"And i achieved it! i made people mad" >"F--- chuds!" >"Win!" >"W-wait... what's that? my game flopped?!" >"Wait... there are layoffs in my studio? how-" >"P-people didn't like me trying to make them mad!" >"t-they are bigots!" >"F--- gamers! it's rough times for game developers man, this society is failing in so many levels it's unbelievable!" >"Y-you are laughing!, there are families involved and you are laughing!"

File: Screenshot 20241127-155712.png (228 KB, 742x721) Something Happened Anonymous (ID: HG6Lars) 11/27/24(Wed)17:35:15 No.489774321 ► >Polls all indicate a Harris victory, though close >Ann Selzer poll, known as a canary in a coal mine, indicated Harris winning lowa >Trump campaign suspiciously quiet nearing the end of the campaign >Harris campaign had significant energy >North Carolina predicted to be close >Virginia unusually red >The four countries willing and able to f--- with US democracy (Iran, China, Russia, NK) stand to benefit from a Trump win (cause it's destabilizing) >Billionaires cozy up to Trump despite a Harris victory being predicted >TRUMP WINS THE POPULAR VOTE >FOR THE FIRST TIME IN 20 YEARS A REPUBLICAN CANDIDATE WINS THE POPULAR VOTE >WITH AN APPROVAL RATING EQUIVALENT TO CANCER Bros, I'm telling you, something funky happened

☐ Anonymous 11/25/24(Mon) 10:39:13 No. 17295889 >>17295909 >>17295925 >>17295935 >>17295976 >win independence >DON'T devolve into military dictatorship or absolute monarchy >start off with fresh land and an unusually high literacy rate >neighbors are retarded savages who live at the mercy of nature >large ocean between them and European chimpouts >shitgoesdown.jpg >"here tovarish buy my land I need to fund a chimpout" >ok > "here America buy my land, I need to fund my own le chimpout" >ok >"hey America there was a chimpout in Texas we'll join you (and won't secede later) if you help" >ok >*doubles land in two years* It's amazing how well they took advantage of what they had. Many nations have completely fumbled the bag during their development. What went so right?

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: Anonymous 352 KB PNG 02/26/23(Sun)22:57:18 No.72374466 >first piece of law coursework >teacher said it should be around 10 pages >refer to guidelines and i've written 17 pages >still not finished >everyone in class is complaining teacher's not helping >refuses to reply to emails outside of college hours or over the break etc it's due monday and everyone I've spoken to is struggling, I emailed a question and she just told me that we did so and so in lesson, why are teachers so f-----?

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Anonymous 11 13 KB WEBP 3/17/2023, 6:32:31 PM No.31806295 > be me, gringo > decide to take a trip to Mexico, thought it would be a great idea to explore a new country and experience their culture > arrive in Mexico > instantly regret it as soon as I step out of the airport > the heat is unbearable and the smell is disgusting > nobody speaks english > get lost in a sketchy area and feel like I'm going to get robbed at any moment > finally find my hotel, the room is dirty and small > decide to go out and explore the city but can't even enjoy it because I'm constantly worried about my safety > see poverty everywhere and it breaks my heart > realize that I took my safety and comfort for granted back home > counting down the days until I can go back to the US > mfw I realize that traveling isn't always fun and games

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Before After In only 2 weeks Robert lost his will to live >then pushes me over the bed >ohshitnigga.jpg >I thought I was doing the f------ >to much of a beta to do anything >lubes my a------ up >shoves it right in Anonymous 2016-06-22 22:42:35 Post No. 29468837 [Report] Quoted by: Fell for the s------ meme >be me >c-- drips out of my a------ >leave in a hurry >virgin >decide to meet a s------ from Craigslist >talk to a b------- Mexican s------ >big ass and b------- >looks like a hot Mexican mom >we meet >nervous she (he) strips and I strip >sucks my d--- >c-- instantly >embarrassed but I get hard again >pulls down her pants >bigger then mine, like twice the girth and about 7" vs my 5.5" >I try and squirm away but she pins me down an pounds my ass >hurts like hell >feels like 20mins goes by >c--- in my ass >"oh baby you felt so good!" >still farting out c-- while driving home >my ass really hurts >go to the bathroom to wipe away the c-- >c-- stains on my underwear so I just threw it out I'm to beta to even f--- a s------

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: Anonymous 16 KB PNG 03/18/23(Sat)01:57:31 No.72611285 >>72611256 (OP) # >go volunteer >no women there >get a hobby >not a single woman >get a job >no girls ? I'm convinced that population statistics are fake and female human beings are actually <5% of the population.

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: Anonymous 555 KB PNG >omg omg omg feel sad 10/31/21(Sun)12:54:01 No.65970991 >be me 5 min ago >doorbell.wav >nobody is home except me >watch outside >see kids trick or treating >run to second floor to get the candies >cant find the candies omg why i dont want the kids to >go to first floor >find candies >think "oh no the kids are gonna be gone by now : (" >watch outside and see that kids are still there >give them candies the tought of those kids being sad was umberable, idk 10/31/21(Sun)13:14:07 No.65971165 : Anonymous >>65970991 (OP) # Ya did good ya magnificent bastard. Happy Halloween.

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Anonymous 01/13/19(Sun)10:04:10 No.7512136 120 KB JPG >be me >on airplane >3 muslims are sitting in the back >two of them get up and start walking to the front >as one passes me, he says "soon we will all see allah." >he gets to the front of the plane and starts reciting the koran >he ended up converting 12 people to islam thank you allah

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Anonymous | 849395469 832,4 kB JPG >be me >go to r/trans >post pic of biological girls i found from instagram 2 órával ezelőtt ... >get around 50-300 updoots and many comments per post >troons saying how hot and good looking i am >"omfg i would give my soul to look so feminine" >at least one t----- is looking at my posts and thinking of offing himself >do this on regular basis how are you fighting the good fight anon? pic related 20 REPLIES 2 IMAGES Anonymous| 849395515 >>849395469 (OP) >pretending to be a girl on reddit youre just like them anon REPLY 2 órával ezelőtt

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: Anonymous 174 KB PNG 03/17/23(Fri)12:13:17 No.896048431 >be me >relatively average guy >not a sperg, able to talk to girls, above average looks >never really felt self conscious about anything >at gfs house one night, shaving in her bathroom >she comes up behind me and asks if I shaved my back in a confused voice >W--, no? >ask her why she's asking >she said there's a tiny patch of hair on my otherwise naturally hairless back and said it looked like I missed a spot can't stop thinking about this guys. I was never self conscious about anything before, why this?

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: Anonymous (ID: (bF/DouXI) Z 03/17/23 (Fri)11:26:50 No.420049106 >>420044638 # > except "God" which god? theres never been a god named god until 600ad when the masons decided to use the germanic generic word for deity (gott) and get people to worship an encrypted acronym representing the entire global empire of worldly wealth instead of the Unknown Deity (Agnostos) who Jesus actually called on the space phone to come f--- s--- up here. >>420049511 # Anonymous (ID: bF/DouXI) 03/17/23(Fri)11:30:58 No.420049511 >>420049106 (You) # its like if we had several named horses like buttercup, daisy, hank, trip to the liquor store, next tuesday's mail, and pretty girl but there exists a legendary horse named Horse that is a meta of all horses combined and can be every horse always it is the only horse it is the true horse it is Horse

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: Anonymous Doesn't seem to be any cringe around he- 61 KB JPG 10/03/20(Sat) 15:13:51 No.60309425 >Be me, 19yo uni student >Sit near my uni waiting for lessons >A guy sits next to me >We start talking >15 minutes later he invites me to drink later this day That evening >Come to a bar >See him >Sit down next to him >Start drinking and chatting, seems like a nice guy >When we leave he pays for me >"What a cool dude!" Next day >Come to uni >Tell my friend about this and mention the place >He tells me its a gay bar >Tfw he was hitting on me >Tfw i didn't even object >Tfw i would actually meet him again 7 Replies View Thread

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Anonymous >be me >always suffered from back pain due to lack of overall activity >back always feels kinda tight and stiff, and just not right >grab book to go read >jump on a couch at a weird angle, slam my lower back directly onto the rock solid arm cushion and get jolted back by accident >hear a LOUD crack CAPRISUN 04/20/21(Tue)04:03:35 No.63298691 435 KB PNG >thinking oh f--- no i just f----- my back for life >try to move >holy f--- >my pain is gone >my stiffness is gone >7 hours later >my back still feels great >just my upper back and neck feels a bit stiff too >chairopractors and physical therapists never could help my back for periods that last longer than an hour >literally almost breaking my back and almost paralyzing myself fixed it >hope it stays for long

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