Anon has a theory | /r/Greentext | Greentext Stories | Know Your Meme

: Anonymous 03/10/23(Fri)13:04:26 No.72517062 109 KB PNG >Men argue amongst each other about what Women find attractive >Men claim all women love Muscular Quiet Alpha Male Chad >Women chims in and says she prefers X and X >Men gets butthurt and say shes lying >Men start lifting to get girls >Girls give 0 attention. Men get hard ons for other men's body like f------ >65%+ of Zoomer men are single Idk, heres a WILD thought... maybe we should try listening to what women find attractive? Crazy right? 120 Replies / 11 Images View Thread

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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Anon dates a yandere | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 10/30/16(Sun)19:42:30 No.7094804 was the one to put the moves on him. When I first scooped him up he was little, shy and afraid of me. He still is. My favorite thing to do with him is kissing him. Always at the college I wear the reddest lipstick I have. Just before the lectures we have together I corner him and kiss him all over his cute face. Without time to clean it off he has to sit through the lecture with my lipstick marks all over him. Then everyone can see who he belongs to. After the lecture he is all red faced and he goes to me to bury his face in my boobs and cry. 35 KB JPG

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Anon and the color black | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous White light White light White light reflected No light reflected 204 KB PNG 02/12/21 (Fri)10:00:24 No.847184061 >Wear black outside sunny day, get warm because the color black absorbs light >Black absorbs the light/warmth from the sun >Places where black people have inhabited for thousands of years are deserts. >Black people causes global warming due to them being black and absorbing the suns rays. >The increase in black people is slowly killing our planet. >BLACK PEOPLE CAUSES GLOBAL WARMING Prove me wrong, you literally can't. Your tiny brainwashed brain will just go "no ur stuped" because you literally can't find any faulty logic with my reasoning. 8 Replies / 1 Image : Anonymous >>847184559 # >I fukken love soience View Thread 02/12/21 (Fri) 12:11:19 No.847189151

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Anon interviews for a job. | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 03/09/23(Thu)15:36:45 No.91991546 >roll out of bed 5 minutes before interview scheduled to start >speed read their mission statement on their website and the job description >flatten hair with hand and turn on camera >fail every question >nearing the end "so anon do you have any questions for us?" >as a retarded question that inadvertently reveals i actually know nothing about the company >uhhh actually anon we aren't really involved with that, just to go over a little about us really quick.... >end interview >rejected

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Anon has a kink | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 03/10/23(Fri)11:26:49 No.895645523 6 KB JPG >be me >The quiet kid back in the high school days >Be relentlessly bullied by this gaggle of obnoxious loud thots >Everywhere I go they just come along, yapping all the time >They have this one alpha broad, she's by far the worst, let's call her Emily >Fat like the sun, greasy hair, wears either saggy curtain like clothes or yoga pants >Beachedwhalecarcass.png >One time they find me eating lunch at the cafeteria >They served some meaty slop that day so the cafeteria is just stuffed full of people >Emily sat at a table next to me with her gang and the mandatory orbiters around them >Here it comes >They start their ordinary play, in front of everyone, making fun of me, the usual >Their beta orbiters carry the snickering further >Yup, this is it, I can't take it anymore >Turn over to her and wait for a moment where it looks like Emily is talking to me >Loudly proclaim "YES, I WOULD LET YOU SIT ON MY FACE" >The entire cafeteria falls silent, everyone looking at us, the whale goes red like coke can >Some guy in the back breaks the silence "DAAYYYUUUM" >Everyone starts laughing If I'm going down, then I'm taking you with me. Don't test me.

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Americanon | /r/Greentext

Anonymous Pay Attention E=H₂H₂₂ -A=H-X de dt = EC, - AC. f de T+ KKJ E.C. - A. c. 03/10/23(Fri)05:23:01 No.10663558 Pay Attention E-A 4,TA SLNG : Anonymous and $10,000 in tuition 2) = (E-A)(C+C) (E-A) 6=1 (1) dt (2|ulte,t)|9) Knowledge isn't free you have to pay attention. MEDICA RDT_20230310_0936594652917730883253270.jpg 212 KB JPG 03/10/23(Fri)05:24:45 No.10663561

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Average Australian place names | /r/Greentext

File: 1547011745154.png (111 KB, 420x344) Anonymous 102/16/22(Wed)11:41:09 No.159852691 >>159852752 I have only left Humpybong once in my entire life, to watch cricket in Woolloongabba. Anonymous 02/16/22(Wed)11:42:43 No.159852752 File: 1636794076944.png (127 KB, 817x656) >>159852691 (OP) >Look it up >they're real places

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Anon is one step ahead | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 28 KB JPG 03/10/23(Fri)08:56:47 No.72515517 >be me >cybersecurity analyst >make six figure salary >tell ladies I make a six figure salary >they ask for my name and phone number >I'm too smart to give out my personal information

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Anon discovers something about the main character of the hit game series Yakuza | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous Boymoder 03/10/23(Fri)00:57:38 No.630311938 IMG_20230310_005647.jpg 123 KB JPG Kazuma Kiryu is an autistic icon. He: >has the autism fists >behaves like a retard in almost every scenario >people want to beat him up when they meet him on the street >lacks common sense >is very kind >is very over-the-top about every hobby he has >literally canonically is a pocket circuit race champion : Anonymous 03/10/23(Fri)01:01:23 No.630312272 >is a virgin : Anonymous 03/10/23(Fri)01:09:38 No.630313003 >>630311938 (OP) # Based. Unironically the best autism representation in media

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Anon is going to HR | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: MaoCivhY 79 KB JPG 03/10/23(Fri)09:34:03 No.419114399 >>419092469 (OP) # >Be me, at work. >Some girl going on about woke s---. >Not paying attention. >Hear her talk about "people of color." >Casually say "adjectives and descriptors go before the noun, you wouldn't say people of French." >She jokes "what are you a grammar Nazi?" >She exclaims "oh my God." I think I'm in trouble. >>419115538 # >>419124603 #

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Anon is a silly little rascal | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 64 KB JPG spreading time. 03/09/23(Thu)19:59:55 No.72511958 >webcam: disconnected >neighbor's wi-fi: on (heard him say the password a few weeks ago) >incognito mode: open (fbi can't trace me now) >20 sock accounts: logged in Yep, it's hate speech and misinformation

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Anon Is Not A Psychopath | /r/Greentext

03/10/23(Fri)11:55:07 No.72512515 i'm just an average bloke but clearly there's something about me that makes people hella uneasy, because everybody i meet eventually starts cracking jokes about how i'm "probably capable of murder" and other s--- like that. one of my co-workers straight up implied that he knew "what i was" (as in a psychopath). Anonymous 207 KB PNG i have no f------ idea what it is about me that is causing people to think this way but because of it i'm incapable of making friends with normal people. i attract only the mentally ill, freaks, or psychology nerds that think i'm some rare specimen they can observe. anybody else dealing with the same s---? w-- do i do Imao

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Anon can't resist | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 03/09/23(Thu)16:07:54 No.895601750 simp.jpg 70 KB JPG >mfw I see a bitch wearing thigh-highs

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