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: Anonymous 2. ? ܝܘ. 41 KB JPG 03/08/23(Wed)14:39:48 No.72496149 >Be me, beta f--. >Had gf once but we broke up. >Her last text was her telling me to never message her again. Life sucks.png >FF a few months. >I receive a text from ex. She asks how I'm doing and stuff. >Was busy at the time so dont immediately text back. >Later see she deleted her message. >Guess she had second thoughts. >Next day she barrages me with texts. >Berates me for not answering her messages. Idea.jpg >Me:"But the last time we texted you wrote to never message you again." >Her:"What? No I didnt?" >Screenshot our old convo and send it to her >Doesnt respond. FF a few days, still no response. Why are women like this?

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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1364342154959.jpg-(361 KB, 800x600, x.jpg) Anonymous (ID: 15/9fhec) 03/26/13(Tue)19:55:54 No.468 ITT: Dog appreciation >be 12 >get a golden retriever puppy >won't quit shivering so I just hold him for hours >name him "Duke" >be 16 >go everywhere with this dog >best friend >dad goes through a lot of marriages >marries crazy bitch with a rescued abused pit bull >pit bull is a prick to everyone except crazy bitch >have to keep it locked up >one day out in front of house >crazy f------ pit bull gets out of cage >runs at me >S---.jpeg >f----- knocks me down and sinks his teeth into me >Duke comes from the backyard >knocks pit bull off me >fights it for long enough for me to escape >looking back I can see the pit bull tearing my best friend's throat out >I get away >crazy dog runs down street >don't ever see it again >cry at my dead dogs side for a good few hours in front of my house where everyone can see >Duke is buried >crazy bitch blames me for her f------ pit bull >be a week later >hungry >look in the cupboard >Wat >all of my baked bean cans are gone >turn on the news >Duke is a millionaire >m----------- faked his own death to sell my Bush's Baked Beans recipe

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Anon learns a new skill that's very a-peel-ing | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous what do 8 KB JPG 03/08/23(Wed)10:36:06 No.72493538 >be me >unable to peel back foreskin for all my life >masturbate today >able to peel it back >yay what do now? 03/08/23(Wed)10:38:42 No.72493560 : Anonymous >>72493538 (OP) # post your freaky d--- 03/08/23(Wed)10:47:49 No.72493653 : Anonymous >>72493538 (OP) # Throw a foreskin party where you invite all the neighbors over to witness it and peel back their own foreskins in a safe and accepting environment

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the grind goes on | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 02/19/23(Sun)19:40:31 No.70019876 IMG_20230217_225049_157.jpg 155 KB JPG Rate my new strat for gains >Install Grindr >Start messaging all FtM trans >Got some hits start flirting >Get invited over to her place >Before we f--- excuse myself to bathroom >Search that bitch for testosterone Gains acquired : Anonymous >>70019876 (OP) # lol based N 02/19/23(Sun)19:46:31 No.70019916

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What should OP grow in the garden? | /r/Greentext

File: 883A49D6-DD44-45FD-A2C4-2(...).jpg (1.34 MB, 963x1283) What should I grow in my garden? Anonymous 03/07/23(Tue)06:56:21 No.895491713 [Reply] >>895510721 so far >potatoes >wheat What else? +88 replies and 14 images omitted. Click here to view. Anonymous 03/07/23(Tue)15:51:50 No.895510721 >>895510852 >>895491713 (OP) Carrots and parsnips are easy enough. Make a raised bed to prevent carrot fly. You can leave the parsnips in for longer or over a few hard frosts toward the end of the year.

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Anon lives in the a timeline in which Western Roman Empire feel, and he's laughing | /r/Greentext

1570830967203.png 1.03 MB PNG "h-hewwo l-m- my nwame is agwustus-" *sniffles "T-today I, uh am going t-to c-conquew the whine-" (germans giggling in the back) lip trembling* pwease l- sobbing

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Oh God no please | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 03/08/23(Wed)12:08:03 No.895543262 2a6.png 260 KB PNG >be me You fell right into my trap You FOOL

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Anons religious fantasy. | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 09/07/21 (Tue)10:56:13 No.18999721 >in "Physics" class >Idiot professor starts talking about vacuum and other atomist lies >I explain that vacuum cannot exist and that the observed phenomena of voids is just the movement of differently heated airs. >Somebody loudly drinks iced coffee through a straw >Whole class starts to laugh at me >I remind them that in the beginning there was nothing and that to imply a void now would be to deny the glorious creations of god >Whole class is quiet >professor weeps and prostrates himself before me 900 KB PNG

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Anon taking a crap in middle of nowhere | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 03/08/23(Wed)18:56:47 No.178842651 Ixocc.jpg 206 KB JPG >be me >taking s--- in middle of nowhere >wipe my ass with eucalyptus >the koala nearby

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Anonymous | 181470680 2.9 MB PNG 1 hr ago ... >I just, ah... I just have this tremendous sense of time slipping away on me, Anon, we're both in our late twenties, and I think I need to spend what's left of my youth in fruitful endeavors, building relationships and the like, and just not aimlessly play s----- vidya and browse /tv/ and listen to you ramble on about decade old memes and jews. But I'm sorry about it. I am, like. >Last online: 6 months ago 8 REPLIES 3 IMAGES REPLY

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: Anonymous 1993 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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