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My wife beat me up what should I do? Anonymous 03/05/23(Sun)01:39:33 No.72451156 >Be me fooling around with my girlfriend drunk as hell at 3am >Make fun of her for being weak when she says she could beat me up >Tell her she should hit me to see if it would hurt and she does >I keep making fun of her telling her how weak she is. She cant beat me up even when Im letting her hit me >She gets genuinely mad and starts laying into me hard while Im laughing my ass off >Next morning wake up realize my face is covered in bruises, blood and a popped lip >Gf apologises saying I asked her to do it. >Mom visited the next morning and I couldnt explain what had happened so she unironically believes my gf beat me up >Girlfriend becomes my wife >Whenever we get drunk she always tells me you know I could beat you up right >Mfw I cant even be mad Anonymous 03/05/23(Sun)01:43:41 No.72451198 Cool story, im married too, but hate my wife, and in love with another woman, but she sees me as a friend. im going to kill myself. Literally. Right now. Hope you at least love your wife. Its better then i had.

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