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My wife beat me up what should I do? Anonymous 03/05/23(Sun)01:39:33 No.72451156 >Be me fooling around with my girlfriend drunk as hell at 3am >Make fun of her for being weak when she says she could beat me up >Tell her she should hit me to see if it would hurt and she does >I keep making fun of her telling her how weak she is. She cant beat me up even when Im letting her hit me >She gets genuinely mad and starts laying into me hard while Im laughing my ass off >Next morning wake up realize my face is covered in bruises, blood and a popped lip >Gf apologises saying I asked her to do it. >Mom visited the next morning and I couldnt explain what had happened so she unironically believes my gf beat me up >Girlfriend becomes my wife >Whenever we get drunk she always tells me you know I could beat you up right >Mfw I cant even be mad Anonymous 03/05/23(Sun)01:43:41 No.72451198 Cool story, im married too, but hate my wife, and in love with another woman, but she sees me as a friend. im going to kill myself. Literally. Right now. Hope you at least love your wife. Its better then i had.

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.
Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI
: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"
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