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Anonymous >be me >grow up with s----- parents >great relationship with younger sister >passed time playing piano together >move across the country when i was 14, she was 11 >did not acclimate well >no friends, lunch alone in highschool >sister is a social butterfly and was popular >years later >moved out 58 KB GIF 02/27/23 (Mon)00:11:59 No.895059425 >grown apart from sister, dont talk as much as id like >become very depressed, wanna off self >decide im going to do it >in my s----- 1 bedroom >decided im going to pop myself in one hour >10 min before, get text from sister >she sends me a video of her playing a song that we used to play >"omg look anon do you remember this song? we need to play it again when we see each other" >smiled, cried >she saved my life and has no idea >think about her every time i have those thoughts >thank you sister, i never say it but i love you and are the reason im still here Anonymous cryin real n---- tears rn OP goddamnit Anonymous 37 KB PNG 02/27/23 (Mon)00:13:01 No.895059457 02/27/23 (Mon)00:14:47 No.895059527

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Anonymous DIS-Avowed 11/27/24(Wed)05:30:27 No.695700 VIDEO GAMES 'Avowed' Art Director Matt Hansen Admits To Wanting To Make Elon Musk "Mad" And Hint Game Is Ultra Woke JOHN F. TRENT NOV 26, 2024 - PAID 3 D1 ~ OBSIDIAN MATT_HANSEN ART DIRECTOR OBSIDIAN ENTERTAINMENT OBSIDIAN Matt Hansen the art director for Xbox and Obsidian Entertainment's upcoming fi person fantasy RPG admitted that he wanted to make Elon Musk "mad" with the game. 75486787548769.png 294 KB PNG >"I will make it political just to make chuds mad" >"And i achieved it! i made people mad" >"F--- chuds!" >"Win!" >"W-wait... what's that? my game flopped?!" >"Wait... there are layoffs in my studio? how-" >"P-people didn't like me trying to make them mad!" >"t-they are bigots!" >"F--- gamers! it's rough times for game developers man, this society is failing in so many levels it's unbelievable!" >"Y-you are laughing!, there are families involved and you are laughing!"

File: Screenshot 20241127-155712.png (228 KB, 742x721) Something Happened Anonymous (ID: HG6Lars) 11/27/24(Wed)17:35:15 No.489774321 ► >Polls all indicate a Harris victory, though close >Ann Selzer poll, known as a canary in a coal mine, indicated Harris winning lowa >Trump campaign suspiciously quiet nearing the end of the campaign >Harris campaign had significant energy >North Carolina predicted to be close >Virginia unusually red >The four countries willing and able to f--- with US democracy (Iran, China, Russia, NK) stand to benefit from a Trump win (cause it's destabilizing) >Billionaires cozy up to Trump despite a Harris victory being predicted >TRUMP WINS THE POPULAR VOTE >FOR THE FIRST TIME IN 20 YEARS A REPUBLICAN CANDIDATE WINS THE POPULAR VOTE >WITH AN APPROVAL RATING EQUIVALENT TO CANCER Bros, I'm telling you, something funky happened

☐ Anonymous 11/25/24(Mon) 10:39:13 No. 17295889 >>17295909 >>17295925 >>17295935 >>17295976 >win independence >DON'T devolve into military dictatorship or absolute monarchy >start off with fresh land and an unusually high literacy rate >neighbors are retarded savages who live at the mercy of nature >large ocean between them and European chimpouts >shitgoesdown.jpg >"here tovarish buy my land I need to fund a chimpout" >ok > "here America buy my land, I need to fund my own le chimpout" >ok >"hey America there was a chimpout in Texas we'll join you (and won't secede later) if you help" >ok >*doubles land in two years* It's amazing how well they took advantage of what they had. Many nations have completely fumbled the bag during their development. What went so right?

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: Anonymous Mer PALME D'OR >be me >korean millennial >see incels crying 24/7 on social media >someone recommends this site >reading incels whine and cry >duh blackpill is duh ironlaw!!1! >reflects back as a 18 year old >hanging out with the boys of all races.. talking s---... chilling. CHERCHEZ L'INTRUS LA PARASITE DONG JOON NO 17 02/28/23(Tue)09:06:03 No.72396366 375 KB JPG >like every 18 year old... goes thru insecurity phases. >still gets girlfriends and so do all my friends... we laugh at our cringe selves at 18-24 >finance looks at pc >she gives me weird looks >i laugh What no p---- does to a white boy. No wonder you cucks shoot up schools. Anyways im out losers Imao.

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Anon does not know how it works | /r/Greentext

281 KB JPG Why would anyone want to be a serial killer? There's literally a legal way to do it. >Enlist in military during a conflict >Get paid to kill others Yeah you might die but you joined the military just to murder don't think too highly of yourself.

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Anon is ape | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 03/03/22(Thu)20:26:18 No.14620556 A Russian Control of Ukrainian Territory Source: Inattute for the Stucy of war Nace by mata Algien >>14620501 (OP) # >Oo oo aa ah ah >Ooh AH AH >AHHHH AHHHH AHHH 100 200 1D94123E-6185-4A0D-9B6D-84DFC5EBEE2C.jpg 111 KB JPG 300 km Sty of Ta

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Anon's paranoia and NEET lifestyle finally pays off | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 07/10/20(Fri)01:54:50 No.76704660 >"Pull up Anons google search history, Bill" >"What do you mean "he doesnt have a google account"?" >"check his facebook messages then" 20 KB JPG >"What the hell, no facebook either?" >"this guy spends 12 hours a day on his computer what does he do all day" >"no cellphone activity? Does this guy not have a girlfriend or friends?" >"check his IP logs then" >"Its all encrypted? This guy uses VPNs and Tor?" >"Well Bill just hack into his pc through the windows backdoor the boys at nsa gave us >what the f--- is a gentoo?" >"His f------ kernel is deblobbed too?" >"for f---- sake just access his intel management engine with the software Mossad gave us" >"what the f--- is a libreboot?" >"this f----- is using a 12 year old cpu?" >"F--- this lets raid his house" >"he lives in his moms house too"?

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Anon has stomach problems | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 78 KB JPG 06/06/21(Sun)16:24:45 No.856229038 >Itsback.mp4 >Sit down >Playing vidya >Stomach starts to churn and >Turn off computer, run to bathroom >Play music that helps with stomach aches >Set asscheeks down on the porcelain >Stomach pain and rumble ceases, no sign of s--- leaving my ass >Stand up rumble >World war III starts in my intestines >Stops This s--- has been going on for a week now, I'm considering ending it all.

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anon is depressed | /r/Greentext

196 KB JPG >person is struggling >People harass/abuse them even more >Person ends life >"Omg why would they do that?" Why is humanity like this? 02/27/23 (Mon)13:44:48 No.895090852 : Anonymous >>895090709 (OP) # me but not the last part 02/27/23 (Mon)13:47:22 No.895090982 : Anonymous >>895090709 (OP) # It's because of fear. Seeing someone fail reminds others that they too can fail. But instead of accepting that, they try to find some kind of reason that the person failed in a desperate attempt to convince themselves that they won't fail. Example: "Oh, yea, he is homeless because he's not a GOOD PERSON. Thankfully I'm a GOOD PERSON so I'm SAFE from becoming homeless" 02/27/23(Mon)13:47:32 No.895090989 : Anonymous >>895090709 (OP) # >Be me at 18 >Hate myself like crazy >Everyday I come home from work and school and consider ending it all >Start emulating Majora's Mask >Play for hours >Rinse and repeat You see Anon, it's not the people in this world that should determine your life, you need to stay because of those little things. Even if you get diagnosed with schizophrenia like me. I live for my gaming, I live to pirate Nintendo games

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Anon watches VTubers. | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 03/01/23(Wed)00:37:19 No.895134700 >be me a fan of a cute VTuber >spend all my free time watching her streams >watching her play games and react to stuff fills me with joy >donate whatever I can from neetbux to her 99 KB PNG >talk to her on discord once in a while >finally muster up the courage to ask her out on a virtual date >she responds, "Oh, I'm sorry, I have a boyfriend" >mfw I realize I've simping for a virtual girl who has a boyfriend

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Anon is onto something | /r/Greentext

I'm a Meta insider working on Project Lazarus. We're building an Al that can take over a deceased persons social media accounts and continue making relevant posts as if that person is still alive. This includes age progressed photos, interacting with other peoples content and everything else needed so that person continues on in the digital realm after physical death. We were originally told this would be a service offered to people struggling with the loss of loved ones and people who had missing children. Seemed like a decent idea. Things are getting weird now and I'm having second thoughts about what this is actually going to be used for. The Al is extremely capable of impersonating people. It doesn't take as much initial input as one might think to train the Al how a certain person interacts with the digital world. It's very convincing. An entire island of people could go missing and with little to no downtime the Al could take over all of their social media and the world wouldn't have a clue that life wasn't just continuing as usual. A lot of the project is becoming more compartmentalized. Things have taken a dark turn it feels like. They've forbidden communication between people working on different things. Something isn't right and I don't know what I should do. I'm not going to post any personally identifiable information but I will try to answer questions that won't expose my role within the project. 71 KB JPG

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Anon doesn't stick up for themselves | /r/Greentext

>Be me, 26, playing my switch on the bus home from work >I don't care what people think of me playing games in public >Some teenagers in school uniform being rowdy at the back of the bus, whatever >Suddenly one of them is standing next to me, makes me jump when he speaks >Asks me what game I'm playing >"Err oh yeah it's um.." >"Yo let me have a go" >Before I finish my sentence, he snatches the switch out of my hand >Casually just starts walking off the bus, his friends laughing hard behind him >I sit there petrified and just look down at the floor, unsure of what to do >Some schoolgirls start laughing behind me >Face is completely red, pretend I'm at my stop so I can escape I'm never catching the bus again.

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Anon unlocked the happy ending | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 69 KB JPG 02/28/23(Tue)10:12:24 No.72396754 >meet girl in uni work group >ultra broken english with a strong russian accent, cute >talk about video games and go out together a few times >invite me over to her place >hellyes >arrive at her place, she lets me in >her pets (a prussian blue and rottweiler) come after hearing me at the door >"Those are my pets, kat and dog!" >no s---? >"What are they called?" >she gets the biggest s----eating grin imaginable >she points at the cat "He is Dog" >wut.jpg >then she points at the dog "She is Kat" >about to correct her as she's giggling >"It's short for Katarina and Douglas" She's the one, bros.

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Anon faces tribulations at the gym | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous >be me, 6'2 well developed chad >work out at the same time as this girl who is a 8/10 gym thot, the type who wears full makeup to the gym 02/26/23(Sun)18:02:24 No.70097916 >10/10 amazing ass >she's always working out close to me and asking me if I'm using equipment I'm obviously not >I have a strict don't give gym thots attention policy because it makes them seethe, only ever answer them in yes or no questions >I'm always super chatty with the 6/10s who don't dress like sluts >this makes the gym thots want my attention even more >walks directly in front of me on the pec deck and starts using a machine as support to do some fake stretch, ass cheeks literally hanging out of her legging short things >she does a super quick 180 to try and catch me staring at her ass >she catches me, holds eye contact, smiles and does some little hop to make her ass giggle then walks off. >I go home and self flagellate for 2 hours as punishment for letting a gym thot think she won. I might get one of those blind guy sticks and sunglasses for when I work out so all these sluts will leave me alone. >>70098016 # >>70099041 # >>70099177 # >>70099708 # >>70100152 #

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Anon is now disgusted after having sex with her gf | /r/Greentext

My Fellow Americans R: 46 / 1:35 i had my first sex 2 hours ago with a girl i met 2 months ago, i am 34 btw yeah i had pleasure during it, she was really into anything, she even ate my ass and licked my feet, she says she loves my entire body but moment after i came i felt repulsed by her and i regret having sex now, in short, i hate seeing her now she is like a w---- in my mind is this usual and normal? are we men trained to think of women as w-----? even if they are loyal and lovely to us?

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Anonymous >be me >grow up with s----- parents >great relationship with younger sister >passed time playing piano together >move across the country when i was 14, she was 11 >did not acclimate well >no friends, lunch alone in highschool >sister is a social butterfly and was popular >years later >moved out 58 KB GIF 02/27/23 (Mon)00:11:59 No.895059425 >grown apart from sister, dont talk as much as id like >become very depressed, wanna off self >decide im going to do it >in my s----- 1 bedroom >decided im going to pop myself in one hour >10 min before, get text from sister >she sends me a video of her playing a song that we used to play >"omg look anon do you remember this song? we need to play it again when we see each other" >smiled, cried >she saved my life and has no idea >think about her every time i have those thoughts >thank you sister, i never say it but i love you and are the reason im still here Anonymous cryin real n---- tears rn OP goddamnit Anonymous 37 KB PNG 02/27/23 (Mon)00:13:01 No.895059457 02/27/23 (Mon)00:14:47 No.895059527

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