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Anonymous 78 KB JPG 06/06/21(Sun)16:24:45 No.856229038 >Itsback.mp4 >Sit down >Playing vidya >Stomach starts to churn and >Turn off computer, run to bathroom >Play music that helps with stomach aches >Set asscheeks down on the porcelain >Stomach pain and rumble ceases, no sign of s--- leaving my ass >Stand up rumble >World war III starts in my intestines >Stops This s--- has been going on for a week now, I'm considering ending it all.

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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anon is depressed | /r/Greentext

196 KB JPG >person is struggling >People harass/abuse them even more >Person ends life >"Omg why would they do that?" Why is humanity like this? 02/27/23 (Mon)13:44:48 No.895090852 : Anonymous >>895090709 (OP) # me but not the last part 02/27/23 (Mon)13:47:22 No.895090982 : Anonymous >>895090709 (OP) # It's because of fear. Seeing someone fail reminds others that they too can fail. But instead of accepting that, they try to find some kind of reason that the person failed in a desperate attempt to convince themselves that they won't fail. Example: "Oh, yea, he is homeless because he's not a GOOD PERSON. Thankfully I'm a GOOD PERSON so I'm SAFE from becoming homeless" 02/27/23(Mon)13:47:32 No.895090989 : Anonymous >>895090709 (OP) # >Be me at 18 >Hate myself like crazy >Everyday I come home from work and school and consider ending it all >Start emulating Majora's Mask >Play for hours >Rinse and repeat You see Anon, it's not the people in this world that should determine your life, you need to stay because of those little things. Even if you get diagnosed with schizophrenia like me. I live for my gaming, I live to pirate Nintendo games

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Anon watches VTubers. | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 03/01/23(Wed)00:37:19 No.895134700 >be me a fan of a cute VTuber >spend all my free time watching her streams >watching her play games and react to stuff fills me with joy >donate whatever I can from neetbux to her 99 KB PNG >talk to her on discord once in a while >finally muster up the courage to ask her out on a virtual date >she responds, "Oh, I'm sorry, I have a boyfriend" >mfw I realize I've simping for a virtual girl who has a boyfriend

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Anon is onto something | /r/Greentext

I'm a Meta insider working on Project Lazarus. We're building an Al that can take over a deceased persons social media accounts and continue making relevant posts as if that person is still alive. This includes age progressed photos, interacting with other peoples content and everything else needed so that person continues on in the digital realm after physical death. We were originally told this would be a service offered to people struggling with the loss of loved ones and people who had missing children. Seemed like a decent idea. Things are getting weird now and I'm having second thoughts about what this is actually going to be used for. The Al is extremely capable of impersonating people. It doesn't take as much initial input as one might think to train the Al how a certain person interacts with the digital world. It's very convincing. An entire island of people could go missing and with little to no downtime the Al could take over all of their social media and the world wouldn't have a clue that life wasn't just continuing as usual. A lot of the project is becoming more compartmentalized. Things have taken a dark turn it feels like. They've forbidden communication between people working on different things. Something isn't right and I don't know what I should do. I'm not going to post any personally identifiable information but I will try to answer questions that won't expose my role within the project. 71 KB JPG

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Anon doesn't stick up for themselves | /r/Greentext

>Be me, 26, playing my switch on the bus home from work >I don't care what people think of me playing games in public >Some teenagers in school uniform being rowdy at the back of the bus, whatever >Suddenly one of them is standing next to me, makes me jump when he speaks >Asks me what game I'm playing >"Err oh yeah it's um.." >"Yo let me have a go" >Before I finish my sentence, he snatches the switch out of my hand >Casually just starts walking off the bus, his friends laughing hard behind him >I sit there petrified and just look down at the floor, unsure of what to do >Some schoolgirls start laughing behind me >Face is completely red, pretend I'm at my stop so I can escape I'm never catching the bus again.

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Anon unlocked the happy ending | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 69 KB JPG 02/28/23(Tue)10:12:24 No.72396754 >meet girl in uni work group >ultra broken english with a strong russian accent, cute >talk about video games and go out together a few times >invite me over to her place >hellyes >arrive at her place, she lets me in >her pets (a prussian blue and rottweiler) come after hearing me at the door >"Those are my pets, kat and dog!" >no s---? >"What are they called?" >she gets the biggest s----eating grin imaginable >she points at the cat "He is Dog" >wut.jpg >then she points at the dog "She is Kat" >about to correct her as she's giggling >"It's short for Katarina and Douglas" She's the one, bros.

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Anon faces tribulations at the gym | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous >be me, 6'2 well developed chad >work out at the same time as this girl who is a 8/10 gym thot, the type who wears full makeup to the gym 02/26/23(Sun)18:02:24 No.70097916 >10/10 amazing ass >she's always working out close to me and asking me if I'm using equipment I'm obviously not >I have a strict don't give gym thots attention policy because it makes them seethe, only ever answer them in yes or no questions >I'm always super chatty with the 6/10s who don't dress like sluts >this makes the gym thots want my attention even more >walks directly in front of me on the pec deck and starts using a machine as support to do some fake stretch, ass cheeks literally hanging out of her legging short things >she does a super quick 180 to try and catch me staring at her ass >she catches me, holds eye contact, smiles and does some little hop to make her ass giggle then walks off. >I go home and self flagellate for 2 hours as punishment for letting a gym thot think she won. I might get one of those blind guy sticks and sunglasses for when I work out so all these sluts will leave me alone. >>70098016 # >>70099041 # >>70099177 # >>70099708 # >>70100152 #

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Anon is now disgusted after having sex with her gf | /r/Greentext

My Fellow Americans R: 46 / 1:35 i had my first sex 2 hours ago with a girl i met 2 months ago, i am 34 btw yeah i had pleasure during it, she was really into anything, she even ate my ass and licked my feet, she says she loves my entire body but moment after i came i felt repulsed by her and i regret having sex now, in short, i hate seeing her now she is like a w---- in my mind is this usual and normal? are we men trained to think of women as w-----? even if they are loyal and lovely to us?

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Anon gets annoyed.. | /r/Greentext

230 KB PNG >20 minutes ago >mum asks me if i have a bf >politely tell her no >she spends 10 minutes telling me why and how I need a man >get annoyed >suddenly asks if I'm lesbian >tell her "no" >9 more minutes go by with the continued explanation of needing a man >if this were an anime I'd have steam shooting out my ears >can't take it anymore >blurt out I'm not a middle aged divorced woman who needs someone to feel complete! >she stares at me blankly >she starts to cry

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Anons parents get divorced. | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 02/28/23(Tue) 16:06:30 No.895120332 >be me >just found out my parents are getting divorced >feeling sad and confused >decide to talk to my best friend about it 128 KB JPG >tell him the news >he looks at me dead serious >"well, at least you'll have two houses to get double the amount of Christmas presents" >can't help but laugh at the absurdity of it all >maybe this divorce won't be so bad after all

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Anon comes to a realization | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 15 KB JPG 02/27/23 (Mon)17:41:08 No.72391435 Face it bros women aren't going to f--- us. Our only option is to f--- each other in the butthole.

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Joker (2019) | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 13 KB JPG : Anonymous >1th 12/17/17(Sun)21:56:15 No.754124819 > Back in 1th grade > Teacher ask to write my name > Draw a banana > Gets a F and public exposure I hate my life 12/17/17(Sun)21:58:23 No.754125046 You deserve what you got op

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Anon is a psychopath | /r/Greentext

Anonymous easy 02/27/23 (Mon)21:26:57 No.895107372 181 KB PNG >be me a few days ago >bored and my blood lust is peaked >plan out a fake youtube prank video to kill a man >ffw later I'm on the street, find a random guy and pay $50 to pretend to mug me, with a realistic fake gun and everything >later, i walk down the street with my phone recording >he jumps out, threatening me with the gun and demanding money, just as planned >in front of everyone, fill him with bullets from my pistol >watch him bleed out while pretending to panic >get off scott free because of "self defense" problem officers?

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