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Anonymous 02/23/23(Thu)07:28:44 No.894807953 >be 13 going to friend's house >he seems completely normal >we hang and play twisted metal till around midnight >friend randomly pauses game, turns and looks at me >"you ok lul?" >"hey anon, wanna see something cool? You can't tell anyone" >"sure" >>894808544 >this peaked my curiosity >"follow me" >friend leads me to his sister's room and tells me to go inside with him >his sister is 9, maybe 10 >she seems him and just let's out a comical "uh oh" >he jumps down on floor beside her, pulls her pants down and finger-blasts her ass, like a lot >he's going absolutely ham >she squirms and kicks a bit, then they laugh and he rushes back to his room >I follow, still in shock >"haha, wasn't that funny anon?" >"uhh, yeah" >we never speak of it again and I stopped associating with him >years later I see his sister at a party >look her in the eyes, the windows of her soul, and in a deadpan voice say "uh oh" >she chugs her drink and then runs to the opposite side of the property >I tell her that s--- was f----- up, and I end up finger-blasting her ass on the couch while she gave me head good times.

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.
Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI
: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"
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