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Anonymous 02/23/23(Thu)07:28:44 No.894807953 >be 13 going to friend's house >he seems completely normal >we hang and play twisted metal till around midnight >friend randomly pauses game, turns and looks at me >"you ok lul?" >"hey anon, wanna see something cool? You can't tell anyone" >"sure" >>894808544 >this peaked my curiosity >"follow me" >friend leads me to his sister's room and tells me to go inside with him >his sister is 9, maybe 10 >she seems him and just let's out a comical "uh oh" >he jumps down on floor beside her, pulls her pants down and finger-blasts her ass, like a lot >he's going absolutely ham >she squirms and kicks a bit, then they laugh and he rushes back to his room >I follow, still in shock >"haha, wasn't that funny anon?" >"uhh, yeah" >we never speak of it again and I stopped associating with him >years later I see his sister at a party >look her in the eyes, the windows of her soul, and in a deadpan voice say "uh oh" >she chugs her drink and then runs to the opposite side of the property >I tell her that s--- was f----- up, and I end up finger-blasting her ass on the couch while she gave me head good times.

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