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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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Anon the Clown | /r/Greentext

File: pepe-peepo.gif (2.88 MB, 498x498) Anonymous 02/22/23(Wed)11:32:00 No.72325688 Why am I a f------ clown? > Have an important appointment to attend early in the morning. > Decide to go sleep with the clothes instead of pajamas to save time when I wake up. > Wake up and automatically remove my shirt. > Realize that's my shirt not pajama, so put it back on. > Automatically go put pants on. > Realize I'm already wearing pants. > See it's past 15 minutes the time, so I hurry up. > Automatically start to put sock on when I already have. > Realize, but this time I remove both socks of same foot. > Have to separate socks and put back on. > Get stressed already. > Wake up, realize that was a f------ dream. > It's past 20 minutes! > Go run to bus stop. > Realize I forgot to wear the daily clothes when I went to sleep.

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Anon gets revenge again | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 76 KB JPG 02/23/23(Thu)02:26:22 No.72327557 >Be me 5 years ago >Sitting in McDonalds >Some chad is hitting on the female cashier I happen to be quite fond of >Smirk, I've asked every day for her number for the last 3 weeks and she never gives it away >He somehow gets her number >Shock.png >He doesn't know what I do to my enemies >Hatch plan >Overhear her number, save it to my phone >One week later text her 'This is chad's friend, he's cheating on you with another girl' >Put on wig and dress I keep in my closet for practicing talking to a lady in the mirror >Ring doorbell >Chad answers >Go to Chad's place, I've been stalking him for the whole week >Drop to my knees in the doorway and give this man the single greatest blowy of his life >McDonalds cashier shows up, sees Chad having his d--- polished >Leaves without saying a word >He starts crying and locks himself in the house >This is what I do to my enemies : Anonymous >>72327557 (OP) # >it was part of chad's plan all along 02/23/23(Thu)02:29:04 No.72327576

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Anon goes camping | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 12/23/13(Mon)14:19 UTC-5 No. 13902878 Replies: >>13902892 >>13903462 >>13903804 >>13906001 >>13906050 >>13912497 File: 1387826376757.png-(95 KB, 218x261, 1361814380377.png) >Be 15 >Parents threw me out of the house at midnight for finding drugs in my room >likeigiveafuck.mp4 >Pack my backpack and get a sleeping bag, it's summer so sleeping outside is no problem >Find a lonely spot in the industrial part of town, put sleeping bag down on the edge of the parking lot that borders the building, cozy little alcove >Go to sleep, bit spooky being so alone and quiet but fall asleep >Wake up to hear liquid pattering down onto my sleeping bag >F--- rain man >Wait I'm in the alcove how can it be raining on me >Poke head out of sleeping bag, some guy pissing on me >"What the f--- are you doing?", yell at him for being a creep, get out of the sleeping bag to kick his ass >He runs off like a goddamn kenyan >F------ piss soaked sleeping bag goddamnit >Wait this doesn't smell like piss >It was lighter fluid

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anon does nu-shamanism | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous (ID: pvUlohlJ) 02/21/23(Tue)22:20:01 No.417150437 >>417149617 # >Real internet 4chan compromised >Become worst shaman to ever exist >Float to computer in DMT realm >Post on 5-meo-chan >They all post the image of an ape typing behind the keyboard >Kek

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Make Inkopolis Fresh Again | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 02/17/23(Fri)19:50:27 No.628082173 ✓ >>628082350 >>628082571 >>628083447 >>628085469 >>628098197 9644553A-3E27-4DF0-BDB2-E(...).jpg (71 KB, 680x310) google yandex iqdb wait Splatoon Expansion Pass Inkopolis/Side Order >>628079257 (OP). #DeportTheOctos #KeepOurCities Clean #Makelnkopolis FreshAgain Anonymous 02/17/23(Fri)19:52:35 No.628082350 ✓ >>628083447 V post ocro AN PROS ANY P SOUNGAN Anonymous 02/17/23(Fri) 19:55:17 No.628082571 >>628089113 >>628116153 >>628136132 POST OCTO or squiggers as I like to(...).jpg (283 KB, 1330x1558) google yandex iqdb wait >>628082173 >>628082173 >Inkopolis Plaza will be infested by filthy Octos for the first time ever The Jellies already parade them around in the media as trendy icons this subversion of our nation cannot be allowed to stand proud Squid brothers SKX TOEX APOS Anonymous 02/17/23(Fri)19:57:12 No.628082751 >>628083103 woomyscowl.png (274 KB, 768x768) google yandex iqdb wait Anonymous 02/17/23(Fri)19:55:45 No.628082613 >>628082751 >>628082880 >>628083447 I for one think we should welcome all octolings in to inkopolis >>628082613 Welcome them back to the sewers. >>628082613 Post nose Anonymous 02/17/23 (Fri) 19:58:39 No.628082880 >>628083447 You and This arti Anonymous 02/17/23(Fri)20:28:22 No.628085469 ✓ media FpCAtIPXEBAIHRv.jpg (202 KB, 2048x1840) google yandex iqdb wait wil V t-- PRICOLAS >>628082173 >>628082350 >>628082613 >>628082880 Wow it's like I'm really back on 2018 /ink/ again! V O Anonymous 02/17/23(Fri)20:04:29 No.628083447 >>628096848 50. >>628082173 Ahem... Kill octos. Behead octos. Roundhouse kick an octo into the concrete. Slam dunk an octo baby into the trashcan. Crucify filthy octotards. Defecate in an octos food. Launch octos into the sun. Stir fry octos in a wok. Toss octos into active volcanoes. Urinate into a octos gas tank. Judo throw octos into a wood chipper. Twist octos heads off. Report octos to the IRS. Karate chop octos in half. Curb stomp pregnant black octos. Trap octos in quicksand. Crush octos in the trash compactor. Liquefy octos in a vat of acid. Eat octos. Dissect octos. Exterminate octos in the gas chamber. Stomp octos heads with steel toed boots. Cremate octos in the oven. Lobotomize octos. Mandatory abortions for octos. Grind octos fetuses in the garbage disposal. Drown octos in fried chicken grease. Vaporize octos with a ray gun. Kick old octos down the stairs. Feed octos to alligators. Slice octos with a splatana. Anonymous 02/17/23(Fri)23:20:11 No.628098197 >>628082173 It's all the (((Jellies))) >>628116687 EXPANSION INKOPOLIS >>628098197 > anti medusism Yikes... Yes! yes! W-WHAT'S UP, MY SQUIGGERS! Anonymous 02/18/23(Sat)04:59:15 No.628116687 The entirety of Splatoon 3 is one giant psyop to gaslight people into liking Moray Towers Anonymous 02/17/23(Fri)23:00:53 No.628096848 >>628083447 And that's a good thing! □ Anonymous 02/17/23(Fri)23:35:54 No.628099292 ✓ >>628099463 >>628099492 >>628099625 >>628099721 >>628099906 >>628100085 >>628100326 >>628101775 >>628110179 woomysadvice.jpg ✩ (154 KB, 1468x1508) google yandex iqdb wait You need a weapon? This one is super cool!! WEO ARE ALL MOLLUSK 2

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Anon is a lion | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous chad lion ruined my life DEFEATED MALE LEAVES 81 KB JPG 02/22/23(Wed)12:49:28 No.894800877 >be me, lion >am leader of the pride >have lots of lioness bitches to f--- >they also do the hunting for me so i get to sleep and f--- all day >life is good >until one day >chad lion shows up >wants to take over my pride >not gonna let that happen >fight with chad lion for control of the pride >he overpowers me and i'm forced to accept defeat >forced to leave the pride while chad lion murders my children and f---- my bitches >have to fend for myself now >mfw

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Soyjak Emmanuel kan't live without his coffee | /r/Greentext

>Emmanuel Kant: Drank a *lot* of coffee. When he didn't have a cup for a while he became distraught and would cry "I am drowning!" 1 Coffee OB

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Anon loves Spongbop | /r/Greentext

31 KB JPG >be me >19 y/o guy >gf and i start getting touchy for first time >she suddenly stops >"ill be right back anon" >she ducks into the bathroom start getting bored 15 minutes and shes still in there turn on the tv spongebob girlfriend comes back out in lingere she tries to get me horny again too distracted by spongebob f------ love spongebob

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Anon majors in CS | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 416 KB JPG : Anonymous : Anonymous 02/21/23(Tue)16:15:33 No.91678990 And with a little luck you'll be unemployed in a few years thanks to Al. Good job! : Anonymous >>91691141 # Imagine starting a CS degree right now Imfao >>91679553 # >>91679873 # >>91680361 # >>91681620 # >>91681697 # >>91684651 # >>91685031 # >>91685206 # >>91696316 # >>91700816 # : Anonymous 02/21/23(Tue)13:37:02 No.91677441 >23 >about to start University >computer science It's over. I will die alone and unloved. : Anonymous LIVE REACTION 02/21/23(Tue)16:17:21 No.91679024 02/21/23(Tue) 16:19:00 No.91679042 >>91679024 # Yeah, I don't envy anyone who finds themselves in that spot. 02/21/23(Tue)17:01:15 No.91679553 02/21/23(Tue)17:24:55 No.91679811 >>91677441 (OP) # You are gonna die alone and unloved regardless of whether or not you majored in CS

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I want to say this is fake, but it's a little too specific to be fake. | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous > Be in 200 level uni class > Stupid professor assigns a 2 person project > Get stuck with the laziest most self-righteous pick-me girl in the class > She does no work. Ghosts me. Actually tells me she "Does not care about the grade on this." > I even go to the retard professor and get told "tough luck" 8 02/21/23(Tue)09:44:38 No.72316169 192 KB PNG > I do all the work, pull a 99% on the project. > Pick me doesn't even say a word to me after > Time for a little trolling > I download all of the photos from her insta > Make a few fake profiles and start messaging guys from our school > Start to solicit them, offering nudes or to meet up for "some fun" in exchange for crypto. > Make some good money doing this. Once the guy bites I ghost him and move on > Do this until I find the right catch > One guy absolutely losses his s--- > Bingo > Taunt him, ask him what he's gonna do about it, and block him. > Have probably 5 or guys absolutely livid at her for scamming them for crypto with the promise of boob or sex > Notice towards the end of the semester Pick-me stops showing up to class > Don't see her on campus at all > Do some digging, turns out she left her dorm and is back at home with her parents too > Make a fake email pretending to be a professor for a made-up class and email her parent asking what happened as she just dropped off the face of the earth. > Her mom reveals that some guy started stalking and harassing her for weeks > Guy turned up to her dorm room and tried to force his way in threatening to r--- her > She got so scared she ran home after that > Later on the rumors of her crypto scamming got spread around > Last I heard she transferred to a different uni Do you care now bitch?

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Anon stalks a girl | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 02/11/23(Sat)16:37:52 No.72180774 image.jpg 39 KB JPG >be me >bipolar >become manic >develop deep obsession with 14 year old schoolgirl I saw at the bus stop >absolutely fixated on her 24/7 >basically stalking her at this point, try to see her whenever I can >anxiety attack whenever I think about her from the sheer strength of emotion it creates >never been this close to psychotic before >can't tell anyone for obvious reasons

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