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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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Anon loses out on life | /r/Greentext

02/12/23(Sun)13:12:43 No.894240945 >diagnosed with depression and anxiety at 14 >it's severe >drop out of school because I can't cope with life anymore and about to kms >isolate myself at home >it's been seven years >have held on because I love my family and don't want them to hurt >still lost tons of youth and missed experiences Is this on me? Is it my fault for not pushing through it? For not pulling myself up by bootstraps? 16 Replies : Anonymous 283 KB JPG View Thread >>894242665 # : Anonymous >>894242450 # That or they die. My great uncle was like that. He was forced to retire when he hit 84, had been the picture of health up until that point. Over the next year and a half his body just... stopped. Was sad to watch. 02/12/23(Sun)14:17:16 No.894242578 : Anonymous 02/12/23(Sun)14:17:31 No.894242592 Stop feeling sorry for yourself and make change. Life is tough but take a step in the right direction. Hit the f----- gym and finish your schooling

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Anon watched Star Trek: The Next Generation | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 06/03/21(Thu)16:21:47 No.151821922 >>151821716 Anonymous 06/03/21(Thu)16:16:39 No.151821716 religion planet plot, GO! >land on planet >everyone is very religious and worships a sky deity >away team calls them all a bunch of ignorant savages >sky deity shows up and "punishes" the away team >away team realizes that it's an entity made of coherent dildotron particles and that they can modify a phaser to emit an inverse field to disperse the entity >entity shows up again >away team kills the planetary god >smugly congratulate each other for saving these backwards morons Did I get that right?

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Anon is squeaky clean | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 45 KB JPG 04/27/18(Fri)11:24:26 No.767048355 me Had a weird dream last night >In a gym bathroom >Brushing my teeth for whatever reason >finish up, spit water out >Run tongue over teeth >Violent loud sound >Like a thousand balloons rubbing together >Everyone stops and looks at >Nervously try to play it off >Casually say "Squeaky clean boys." >Walk out of gym bathroom >Wake up

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Anon gets blue balled by the british | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous Just happened to me my 377 KB PNG 02/12/23(Sun)15:33:42 No.72200886 > be me > masturbating > very nice drawn stuff > read the word "arse" > mind shifts > the voices are now all British > lose boner

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Welcome to the future | /r/Greentext

1.11 MB GIF >be me >Aboard the humanity saving spaceship in 5926A.D >Breeding day >The men have to go out and attract a woman that they will then f--- in a breeding room >I'm almost up, trying to figure out what I'm gonna do to attract a woman >Go out into the room, I'm fully erect and say "it suddenly got big, help me" >One of the ladies in there immediately comes up to me >We have passionate sex >After we're all done she tells me her name >Turns out it's my mom's sister F------ hell

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anon lives in a society | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous : Anonymous I wish I had a girlfriend, but women don't really want a short femboy as a bf. Maybe I oughtta become a terrorist or something >>72199949 # : Anonymous >>72199041 (OP) # >femboy terrorist >>72199880 # 1664858991976726.jpg 21 KB JPG >>72199903 # 02/12/23(Sun)23:49:15 No.72199041 02/13/23(Mon)00:00:31 No.72199198 : Anonymous >>72199227 # Yeah, imagine the headlines >>72199929 # >>72199936 # 02/13/23 (Mon)00:02:58 No.72199227 02/13/23 (Mon)00:49:00 No.72199880 : Anonymous >>72199880 # Just make sure you look cute, wear thigh-highs, armsocks and some cringy t-shirt that has something like "Femboy Supremacy" on it. 02/13/23(Mon)00:50:20 No.72199903

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Hacker 4chan attempts social engineering | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 37 minutes ago file.png (258.3 KB, 680x591) 6 REPLIES 72197614 ITT We Larp as Normies Did you catch the game last night anon? That play in the last quarter was clutch! Anonymous 36 minutes ago >>72197614 (OP) This thread only has 1 post and is better than all the rest of the hivemind doomposting threads combine. You watchin the superbowl today? Haha Anonymous 34 minutes ago >>72197614 (OP) (agreeable lies) 72197628 Anonymous 35 minutes ago >>72197614 (OP) Ha ha yeah bro that was sick. We totally thrasher 'em! 72197629 72197635

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Anon deserves a GF | /r/Greentext

Anonymous I deserve a gf 11/27/18(Tue)04:35:35 No.49522816 >I'm white >I'm young >I'm physically healthy >I'm not a manlet(over 6'0" / 183cm) >My peepee is 7x5in / 18x13cm >I have a strong sense of morality >I have a strong sense of honor >I have a favourable personality >I've been told I am handsome 120 KB JPG >I can protect my wife and offspring from predators >I can provide resources and coverture for my wife and children >I am good with children and would make a good father >I can cook >I'm a strong swimmer >I have good taste in anime I deserve a gf 11/27/18(Tue)07:56:21 No.49524715 Anonymous >>49522816 (OP) # >I have good taste in anime. Thats how you dry up their p---- like a desert you autist.

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Anon couldn't find his bootstraps | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 283 KB JPG 02/12/23(Sun)12:12:43 No.894240945 >diagnosed with depression and anxiety at 14 >it's severe >drop out of school because I can't cope with life anymore and about to kms >isolate myself at home >it's been seven years >have held on because I love my family and don't want them to hurt >still lost tons of youth and missed experiences Is this on me? Is it my fault for not pushing through it? For not pulling myself up by bootstraps?

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Anon has one shot at life | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 62 KB JPG 02/12/23(Sun)08:10:18 No.72196510 >have one shot at life >born at Brazil F---.

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anon prefers lumine from genshin impact over zelda from the legend of zelda series | /r/Greentext

ile: 5599678.jpg (319 KB, 1835x1476) Anonymous 02/11/23(Sat)22:42:00 No.627386824 ► >>627386873 >>627387279 >>627387841 >>627388596 >>627386873 >east vs west ???? they're both east you dumb retard Anonymous 02/11/23(Sat)22:42:38 No.627386873 ► >>627387192 >>627388850 >>627386824_(OP). >garbage thread >simping for digital women >east vs west insect hands made this thread >> Anonymous 02/11/23(Sat)22:44:27 No.627387045 File: 0017.jpg (16 KB, 400x400) Anonymous 02/11/23(Sat)22:46:06 No.627387192 L >ORANGE MAN BAD

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Anon sees a therapist | /r/Greentext

File: 65AE96B2-DDA4-4596-B5EF-5(...).jpg (159 KB, 750x723) 499 490 Oscar Mayer Hallowieners BLACK LICORICE FLAVORED HOT DOGS MADE WITH CHICKEN PORK BEEF AND BLACKLICURICE HEL 110 WAVE 470 HAPA SUPOR ESPRESS S CERRADA SOG Anonymous 02/11/23(Sat)15:15:27 No.28327307 >>28327356 >>28327434 >>28327799 >Go to therapist because I have anger issues and crippling social anxiety >Keeps trying to suggest I'm transgender, wrote me a prescription for some sort of female hormone despite me repeatedly saying I was straight >Tell him about my problems and he makes me explain everything in excruciating detail (like, makes me describe how the sex was with my ex- girlfriend and stuff when it wasn't really relevant) >Laughed for like a minute straight when I told him about getting bullied in college and people throwing a turd in my bed >When I tell him about my anxiety and irrational fears he says, "Well I don't know, maybe that will happen" >Made me take the SAT math portion and said it proved I had autism because I did well I already paid this guy 400 bucks for five sessions. What do I do?

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