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Anonymous (ID: q1S8wdt2 07/20/14(Sun)00:27:43 No.557553041 >>557551179 (OP) # >walk by the den one day >computer is within view of the door >dad is on the computer, doesnt 55 KB JPG hear mewalk by >viewing some creepshots of milfy news anchors thighs on google images >can see his has 3 other pages pushed to the side from other p--- sites. He's viewing them all at once in a frenzy >chuckle, and walk away >week later I come in late at night, stoned like a cheating muslim women >dad is standing in the kitchen with a baggie from my stash >"anon, just what the hell is this?" >"...well, I can tell you what its not.... a google search of your favorite news anchors thighs" >dead silence hangs in the air, he gives me a nod and leaves the room >mfw >never speak about ethier incident again probably the closest father and son moment we've ever had

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File: fmt 87 24 615293 1604906381.jpg (87 KB, 1910x1080) ☐ Anonymous 11/11/24(Mon)13:47:16 No.17255059 >Is name De Gaul >The Gaul >>17255201 >Is in charge of the region that used to be called Gaul Who wrote this s---?

The Russian avos' (Russian: aвосb) describes a philosophy of behavior, or attitude, of a person who ignores possible problems or hassles and, at the same time, expects or hopes for no negative results or consequences. It is an attitude that treats life as unpredictable and holds that the best one can do is count on luck.[1][2] >>73658048 # 1703041606043192.jpg 127 KB JPG >Damn you are right, this whole positivity and gratefulness thing is actually pretty good Yeah especially if you think of it in terms of sheer usefulness. Any sort of doomerism just undermines your attitude and it's much better to go through life naively assuming things will turn out well as long as you keep going forward and trying again and again despite any downs and lows in the past. I like this pic

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File: CDC8FA19-3CC2-4A08-9123-B().jpg (47 KB, 648x617) Anonymous 02/07/23(Tue)09:22:39 No.893968272 >be me >lonely 28 year old virgin >post on Reddit about feeling lonely >random onlyfans girl messages me >start chatting >she's cool >tell mom I have a girlfriend and need money for a date >get $300 >start sending money to onlyfans girl >chat with her daily now >talk about more than just sex stuff >were hitting it off >mom says she will be in town on the weekend >wants to go to lunch with me and girlfriend >tell her my girlfriend isn't around this weekend >ask onlyfans girl to pretend to be my girlfriend on FaceTime with my mom >she starts acting weird >log in 4 hours later and she deleted her account >mom thinks I spent the money on drugs and alcohol >this was over a week ago and I haven't talked to her or heard from her since What should I do anons??

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anon is cringe | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 02/07/23(Tue)14:05:08 No.893968570 >be me >watch internet historian on youtube >watch his videos about 4chan, and how they conquered the internet, from HWNDU, to epic pranks like hacking into Agile etc >they even protected some dude who was been blackmailed by CNN and some f----- on 4chan made up a whole plan called operation (can't remember the name) 76 KB JPG >think 4chan is funny cool >think i can do the same thing >go on 4chan, and make a post about invading some misandrist subreddit called r/femaledatingstrategy and trolling the f--- out of it >"we aren't your personal army" >w-- i thought 4chan was based and redpilled >remember the one time i saw someone on 4chan say: "the great replacement will happen, when the majority of 4chan users are just normies" >tfw when im that normie

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Anon slowly transitioning to normiedom | /r/Greentext

09/20/21(Mon)10:03:28 No.65452461 Anonymous >>65451793 (OP) # NGL, I used to think this was insane until >COVID made me realize I could work without leaving my room, got a remote phone job. Saved every nickle. >My mom put out the word that I was looking for my own place and someone from her church agreed to rent me the apartment over their garage, had been their mother in laws place until she died. Rent is great, only 1/2 walk to a bus stop, and I can work from the tiny apartment >Neighbors are a young couple, he's 26 and works in repair work, she's 25 and a stay at home mom >She is very pretty with red hair, already had three kids when I moved in 9 months ago >My landlady introduced me and he is the 6'3" deep voiced Chad, and she is prettier in person with a big smile and bright blue eyes and a really cure voice >My little balcony looks over their deck and about 1 month in I was drinking a beer and looked down and she was breastfeeding their little one. She just smiled and waved to me >And I changed. It wasn't sexual seeing her like that, all I wanted to do was keep her safe forever. Right then to keep her and that baby safe I would have set myself on fire with a big smile, proud I could help. >Suddenly I like little kids and want to talk to women because I want to see MY wife breastfeeding My kid >About 4 months ago she told me she is expecting her fourth and she laughed at the look on my face and said "We gotta find you a wife!" I do, I need a wife and kids >

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Anon is definitely not misogynist | /r/Greentext

File: b8cf73eabb5b7eac522e410a0(...).webm (1.78 MB, 576x1024) Tik Toke Showing all replies. ☐ It literally isn't possible to have a civilization unless women are treated like slaves Anonymous (ID: XrnzNL1q 02/07/23(Tue)12:22:29 No.415217213 [Reply] ► >>415217758 >>415217790 >>415217792 >>415217322 >>415217450 >>415217535 >>415217747 If women are given ANY control over their own reproduction whatsoever then society effectively falls apart: -Women choosing to not have babies in favor of work or partying: Birthrate is destroyed -Women choosing to simply f--- the best looking men without regard for his intelligence: More lower IQ babies and thus lowering of IQ overall -Allowing women sexual freedom with the side effect that dumber women get pregnant on accident while smarter ones use birth control: Yet more lowering of IQ So basically by allowing women to have any say in their own reproduction at all, you end up with either 1 out of 2 things, or both: Destroyed birthrate, and lowering of intelligence. Both will destroy your civilization over time. So basically, civilization can't coexist with human rights for women. You are either an ultra-conservative dictatorship that treats women like cattle, or your society fails. Anonymous (ID: zRcRlt7t) 02/07/23(Tue)12:25:37 No.415217450 >>415217213 (OP). there are normal girls who deserve basic freedom like my sister and mum

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I found this gem scrolling through my phone | /r/Greentext

File: 1352501900004.jpg-(130 KB, 650x813, sads.jpg) Anonymous (ID: Z/jgpDx3) 11/09/12(Fri)17:58:20 No.435969427 Replies: >>435971345 >>435971635 >>435971949 >>435972123 >>435972254 >>435972291 >>435972559 >>435972704 >>435973158 >>435973159 >>435973326 >>435973549 >>435973950 >>435974179 >>435974538 >>435974676 >>435975137 >>435975236 >>435975307 >>435975408 >>435975448 >>435975862 >>435975875 >>435975909 >>435975973 >gf is prego >we like to get kinky anyways >one night things get particularly saucy >I'm sticking my noodle in her when I notice weird f------ chunks coming out, so I turn on the lights >w-- it's red everywhere and she's obviously not on her period >i look up at her, she's got a glassy, jarred look on her face and she's not answering >ohshitohshitohshitohshit >i rush her into my car and speed all the way to the hospital >she's still bleeding everywhere >by the time we get there, she's not bleeding much more, but all color has drained and she looks colorless and almost transparent >oh s---, she looks like she's in a vegetative state >storm into to the emergency room, carry her to the nearest doctor and explain everything >he takes one look at her and says >"sir, i'm sorry, there's nothing we can do" >"WHY THE F--- NOT???" >"we don't operate on empty jars of spaghetti sauce" >mfw

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Anon is mentally sane. | /r/Greentext

Anon, I'm lonely! I needs hugs and kisses... 20m (2/7 14:29). 72132605 1 Reply >>72132596 (OP) You need meds and a harsh talking to

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: Anonymous 10/30/22(Sun)04:02:15 No.68797824 >lil bro goes through his first break up >lil bro "wants to" start lifting >lil bro starts roiding because he doesn't want to wait >visit him on an evening to see how he's doing >he spends hours at the gym talking to half naked dudes about lifting 9 KB JPG >fantasizes about being a pro despite having spent little over three months in the gym >goes on omegle with a skin tight tank top trying to get mires >goes nuclear on random people when they're not impressed by his body >he posts 20 stories on instagram everday, all lifting >all he ever watches is random retards deadlifting with titles like "when you remember HER midset" I lost him bros didn't l?

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We all lift together | /r/Greentext

All of you robots are a lot tougher than you give yourself credit for Seriously. Just look at the average robots life: >painfully lonely >outcasted all your life >all sorts of mental illnesses >may or may not have supportive families Yet some of you still managed to get a college education. Some of you still drag yourself to the gym even when you're an unemployed basement dweller. Some of you are still working. Hell, some of you haven't done any of the above but you still manage to get income, either from investments or self-learning. But the most important thing? All of you are still here. Normies cannot even fathom being alone for a week straight. Normies go batshit insane after only a few hours of pure isolation. Normies can't stand silence not even for a moment. You may have that one blabbering co-worker who will never shut up, not because they have anything useful to say, but because they will do anything to avoid silence. Normies hate self-introspection and isolation more than anybody else. They will resort to drugs, homelessness, suicide as soon as things go south with their relationships. Ever heard about those people in your life or on the news who committed suicide as soon as they were left alone for a few days after a breakup? After losing their friends? Those are normiecides, not suicides. All of you are a lot tougher than you think. The fact you're still standing here, still breathing is a testament. I encourage all you robots to just go out and try s---, trust me, you're more resilient than you think. You guys are a step above betas but below alphas. The real betas are failed normal f------.

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anon works as a teacher | /r/Greentext

File: 349.png (237 KB, 870x683) Anonymous 02/06/23 (Mon)20:35:41 No.72122888 [Reply] >>72125965 Any other anons /teach/ here? >work in private girls school >easily popular because in my 20's, 6/10 and not a fat f--- >basically zero effort job, kids usually just need to be given a 10 minute intro and 60 mins working out of a textbook. >super oblivious, skirts practically cover nothing and will brush up against me whenever I walk past them >usually spend lunch running "chess club" with two or three girls Subo >when I mentioned I lifted weights and played guitar I thought one of them was going to cream her panties right there >did I mention how cute the girls are oh my f------ god >long holidays I can spend doing whatever the f--- I like >practically hero-worshipped by society for doing this all-important job and raising the next generation

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Anon takes Mario Kart very serious | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 09/13/21 (Mon)15:21:07 No.862999559 >be me on school trip >girls at the back of the bus are playing mario kart together >invite me to join them >join their lobby >proceed to win every race by about thirty seconds >never get asked to play with them again nothing stops the grind, boys

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File 135778258628.jpg - (6.12KB, 220x338, 220px-Shrekcharacter.jpg) chich 13/01/09(Wed)17:49 No. 13674 >working at McDonald's >customer asks for big mac >says to hold the onions >put onions in it anyway >spit in it for disrespecting shrek >customer sees me spit in his burger >complains to manager >get fired on the spot >go home >pray to shrek >tell him what happened at work >hear a whisper >"dont worry, your problems will be ogre soon" >wake up next day >turn on the news >story on a double homicide >my ex manager and the customer were the victims >anchorman says both were beaten to death with an onion >hear another faint whisper >"they should've checked themselves before they shrek'd themselves"

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I admire Anon's commitment to making literally every other man in the world seem a little bit more chadlike. | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 227 KB JPG 11/10/21 (Wed)04:30:35 No.66100083 >in vc with egirl in a discord server >everyone left, its just us >i ask her to add me on steam >"no" >???? >"why?" >"i just wanted to add you?" >she goes quiet for a second >"beg." >"what" >"if you really want me to add you then beg me for it" >IMMEDIATE BONER guys i think there's something wrong with me

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