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![File: 1387332734498.jpg-(6 KB, 246x205, images (6).jpg) Anonymous 12/17/13(Tue)19:12:14 UTC-7 No.521945124 Replies: >>521946629 >>521946884 >Be me, high school senior >A set of Chinese twins enter my grade in the middle of the year >Ling insists on tagging along >Shrug, drive them both >greatmorechinks.jpeg >It was a boy and a girl: Ving and Ling Chingchongsomething something >Parents must have been smashed on sake to think of those gems >Both are in my trig class >Ving sits next to me, turns out to be pretty cool >He tells me I can cheat off his tests if I do one thing for him >I'm failing trig, I'd sell my soul for his test answers [Autism Intensifies] >Can't say I blame him >Ask him what he wants his new name to be >"Lee. Like, Bruce Lee." >Soundsgood.jpeg >"Sure, anything." >He asks me how to legally change his name >He's sick of having a stupid-ass name like Ving >Ling overhears us from a few rows away >Says that his name has been passed down for generations >His parents would disown him if he changed it >Ving doesn't give a s--- >I offer to drive him to town hall afterschool >Walk into town hall, Ving goes straight to the desk >Demands a form, pulls out birth certificate >shitgotreal.jpeg >Starts scribbling down info on name-change sheet > Suddenly looks conflicted >Tears start welling >Apparently that ancestral s--- runs deep >Tells receptionist he can't do it >She says he'll have to pay a fee to cancel his request >Stupid-ass small-town laws >Dad runs up and embraces son >Huge smile on his face >"Don't stop, be Lee, Ving >Hold on to that fee, Ling." >Ling is just glad he changed his mind, grabs some cash from her purse >Is about to hand it to the receptionist when some dude bursts into the town hall >Short, elderly Asian man, neon shorts, American flag t-shirt and ray-bans >Someone's gone full 'murican >Ving stares at the man, tears dripping down his yellow cheeks >"Dad...?"](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/523/191/172.png "don't stop | /r/Greentext")
![Anonymous 01/23/23(Mon)14:04:21 No.625269960 >>625270074 >>625270132 1656898247190.png (586 KB, 400x580) google yandex iqdb wait YU-JO FRIENDSHIP SV 81332143 V Emil [SPELL CARD] LIMITED EDITION JUMP-EN007 Offer your opponent a handshake. If they accept your handshake, each player's Life Points become half the combined Life Points of both players. you have "Unity" in your hand and show it to your opponent, they must accept the handshake. 1996 KAZUKI TAKAHASHI >play this card >have Unity >immediately stick my hand inside my anus, wriggle it around in there for a bit and pop it out >offer you a handshake you cant refuse Well? You dont want to be disqualified, right? Anonymous 01/23/23(Mon)14:06:17 No.625270132 ✓ >>625269960 Judges ruled a long ass time ago that the handshake was simply verbal because of weirdos like you.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/523/001/513.jpg "Anon is the reason rules are made | /r/Greentext")
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