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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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Anon wants to have daughters | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 01/30/23 (Mon)18:07:34 No.626053256 >>626053498 >>626053805 >>626054078 >>626054153 >>626054212 >>626055330 >> >Your daughter contains 50% of your genes >Your daughter you have with your daughter will contain 75% of your genes >Keep doing this until you die to leave an offspring with as close to your genes as possible >This is somehow considered wrong and against nature when evolution dictates you pass on as much of your genes as possible. Anonymous 01/30/23(Mon)18-09-31 No 626053427 676054365

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don't stop | /r/Greentext

File: 1387332734498.jpg-(6 KB, 246x205, images (6).jpg) Anonymous 12/17/13(Tue)19:12:14 UTC-7 No.521945124 Replies: >>521946629 >>521946884 >Be me, high school senior >A set of Chinese twins enter my grade in the middle of the year >Ling insists on tagging along >Shrug, drive them both >greatmorechinks.jpeg >It was a boy and a girl: Ving and Ling Chingchongsomething something >Parents must have been smashed on sake to think of those gems >Both are in my trig class >Ving sits next to me, turns out to be pretty cool >He tells me I can cheat off his tests if I do one thing for him >I'm failing trig, I'd sell my soul for his test answers [Autism Intensifies] >Can't say I blame him >Ask him what he wants his new name to be >"Lee. Like, Bruce Lee." >Soundsgood.jpeg >"Sure, anything." >He asks me how to legally change his name >He's sick of having a stupid-ass name like Ving >Ling overhears us from a few rows away >Says that his name has been passed down for generations >His parents would disown him if he changed it >Ving doesn't give a s--- >I offer to drive him to town hall afterschool >Walk into town hall, Ving goes straight to the desk >Demands a form, pulls out birth certificate >shitgotreal.jpeg >Starts scribbling down info on name-change sheet > Suddenly looks conflicted >Tears start welling >Apparently that ancestral s--- runs deep >Tells receptionist he can't do it >She says he'll have to pay a fee to cancel his request >Stupid-ass small-town laws >Dad runs up and embraces son >Huge smile on his face >"Don't stop, be Lee, Ving >Hold on to that fee, Ling." >Ling is just glad he changed his mind, grabs some cash from her purse >Is about to hand it to the receptionist when some dude bursts into the town hall >Short, elderly Asian man, neon shorts, American flag t-shirt and ray-bans >Someone's gone full 'murican >Ving stares at the man, tears dripping down his yellow cheeks >"Dad...?"

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Anon likes bald men | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous (ID: 4LDU7w4x) Is Andrew Tate the most remark(...) 44 KB JPG 01/29/23(Sun)23:16:48 No.414170060 >total nobody in his 20's, no connections, no wealth >became the most promising influencer just 10 years later with nothing but his charisma >created the most gigantic following in internet history from scratch >created an entire university from scratch >exposed the matrix to billions >gave defeated and demoralised men their faith and confidence back >told men they're the best people in the world in a time they are considered a joke >literally risked his own life in kickboxing for his nation >whenever he speaks the crowd become f------ ecstatic, almost like under a spell >conquered women all of the world >withstood the entire matrix alone with his brother >still lost due to betrayal >went down fighting till the last second until his arrest Seriously, is he even human? There must have been demonic possession involved or aliens or some s--- because there is no way that 1 person can achieve so f------ much in a single lifetime and have such a titanic willpower. He is the closest someone ever came to Nietzsches Übermensch.

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Anon is gender affirmist | /r/Greentext

Gender Affirmist 01/30/23(Mon)19:04:18 No.893561575 >be me >want to make more money >decide to cut off all male workers >get more female (lower wages) >decide f--- it, i want trans women (strength of man, but must take lower wages of woman) 27 KB JPG >advertise gender affirming work environment >get more monies for myself whilst also having bitches to look at all day i beat the system

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Anon gets r*ped | /r/Greentext

Anonymous Share stories you shouldn't re(...) 6 KB JPG 06/21/21(Mon)12:11:05 No.147154827 6 Replies / 1 Image >Be me, 14 >Parents leave me at Persian family friends house for a week bc funeral > She says "I always wanted a cute blond son :))" >She keeps bear hugging and squeezing me every time I walk past, >She gave me tea while we were watching tv >don't remember anything else after that except driving home >MFW >MFW View Thread

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You guys know you can just lie right. Just say that you’re religious | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 62 KB JPG 10/14/21(Thu)00:44:08 No.63920067 >Go to the doctor for physical >Have to see female nurse practitioner, because regular doctor is out >Are you sexually active Anon? >Tell her no >Smiles I didn't just mean recently anon, some stds can remain dormant you know? >Give her blank stare >She immediately transitions to somberly questioning me on my mental health Sigh...

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Anon drives home for dinner | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 03/08/17(Wed)22:02:56 No.724775776 >drive a creepy r--- van equipped with twin hadley air horns. >pull up behind 16 year old girl in a early 90's vw cabriolet. >at a red light. >she's not paying attention and texting on her phone. >think it would be funny to make her jump. >blast my horns. >she panics and floors it right into the busy intersection without looking. >gets t-boned be a full sized chevy truck doing 45mph. >she never stood a chance. >I drove away slowly, went home and ate dinner. >>724775862 # >>724775992 #

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anon is quiet | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 1 12 KB JPG 01/31/23(Tue)04:57:29 No.893559971 >be the only black guy in the majority of classes all through school >sit next to qt white girl >one day asks "why aren't you like normal black people" >get mad and ask what she means >"you know like loud" >class lets out and immediately see two black people fighting >oh

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Chad anon has dating advice | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 180 KB JPG 01/30/23(Mon)13:12:30 No.893544369 >used to be a failure on dating apps but have quality pics, interesting experiences, and better luck on apps now >6'3" helps a lot too I am here to answer your big question: why are women so s----- on dating apps? >be me, get lots of matches and likes >start g----------- >some women take me out on dates, pay for dinner and everything >after a while, stop seeing them as people >they're like memes, there's always another so don't care >spending effort on charming small talks feels tedious >no one stands out, romantic life is a chore It's not their fault brethren. When you get so much simping, no one stands out, no one feels special. In fact, it all feels tiring and pointless. my advice is, if she doesn't show you interest from the first message, it's not worth it, you're already just one of the many meme pics on her app. Move on, spend your energy only when its reciprocated, otherwise just die a virgin instead of dancing like an entertaining monkey just to get a "hey" from her.

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Anons need a rest | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 06/20/19(Thu)18:21:56 No.116912236 Anonymous A0B8A20F-CF44-4A90-9CB6-5530F04A90B1.jpg 248 KB.JPG >>116910163 (OP) # Let me lay here for a sec lads >>116912326 # >>116914291 # >>116915705 # : Anonymous 06/20/19(Thu)18:36:29 No.116912726 Nah bro go ahead take a load off.jpg 497 KB JPG >>116912326 # Hey guys, got room for one more? 06/20/19(Thu)18:24:31 No.116912326 1549040522625.jpg 323 KB JPG >>116912236 # I'm gonna join you, hope you don't mind. Anonymous >>116912726 # >>116913922 # >>116914291 # >>116915705 # S 06/20/19(Thu)18:51:23 No.116913238 4G.jpg 138 KB JPG >>116912946 # Go ahead bro, the more the merrier >>116913756 # >>116913922 # >>116913957 # >>116914291 #

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Anon is the reason rules are made | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 01/23/23(Mon)14:04:21 No.625269960 >>625270074 >>625270132 1656898247190.png (586 KB, 400x580) google yandex iqdb wait YU-JO FRIENDSHIP SV 81332143 V Emil [SPELL CARD] LIMITED EDITION JUMP-EN007 Offer your opponent a handshake. If they accept your handshake, each player's Life Points become half the combined Life Points of both players. you have "Unity" in your hand and show it to your opponent, they must accept the handshake. 1996 KAZUKI TAKAHASHI >play this card >have Unity >immediately stick my hand inside my anus, wriggle it around in there for a bit and pop it out >offer you a handshake you cant refuse Well? You dont want to be disqualified, right? Anonymous 01/23/23(Mon)14:06:17 No.625270132 ✓ >>625269960 Judges ruled a long ass time ago that the handshake was simply verbal because of weirdos like you.

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Anon finds Reddit for the first time. | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 83 KB JPG 11/28/18 (Wed)18:37:23 No.78605778 >be me >go on Reddit >see that a post has gold and silver >wot.jpg >ffw a few weeks >see a post that made me laugh >click on button to give gold >a menu comes up to buy gold >confusion.jpg >click on buy gold >asks for a payment method >what the f--- >some f------ actually spend money to give a medal to posts and comments that they enjoy >mfw

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