No.236424158 47 minuti fa >>236423661 >Students are in their seats, Plato begins his lecture >Suddenly, the door swings open >it's Diogenes >25 minutes late to class >"Oh my God Becky, is he holding a dead chicken?" >"Like, is that his lunch or something?" >"He's so weird" >Diogenes sits at a desk in the back, leaning awkwardly backwards and bouncing his knee up and down >He gets up quickly, knocking his thigh on the desk with a clunk >Everybody turns around and looks >Plato stops talking >Diogenes walks to the front of the class, stumbling part way through >"Oh God, not again" >Diogenes holds up his plucked chicken >"B-behold, a m-m-man!" His voice breaking >Eyes roll and audible groans are heard throughout the class >Diogenes slams the chicken on the table, it slips off, so he bends down, picks it up, and puts it back on the table >He walks out, masturbating 1 reply

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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: Anonymous 210 KB PNG 2 Replies / 1 Image : Anonymous 80 KB JPG >893374612 # 01/27/23(Fri)19:59:32 No.893373664 My teacher found my fingernail bag and now I'm being sent to a counsellor View Thread 01/27/23(Fri)20:22:09 No.893374561 >>893373664 (OP) # Why do you have a fingernail bag, anon? : Anonymous >>893374561 # to keep fingernails in 01/27/23 (Fri) 20:23:26 No.893374612

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06/23/21(Wed)17:26:22 No.857517553 >WE SAVED HIM! Yes! We did it team! We can keep him alive for decades! Sure he has no legs, no penis, no bottom half at all in fact, he'll never do anything sexual again. He'll never have children. He has no right arm, has to eject bodily waste into a bag for the rest of his life, can't work a job ever again, can't do anything physical ever again, will have a very difficult time playing video games or operating a computer, he will need a care taker for the rest of his life, will be a drain on society, a depressing burden on his family, and will ptobably begin to mentally deteriorate and suffer once reality sets in that this will be the rest of his life until he dies, but that's okay, because we saved him. If this happened to an animal like a dog or a cat we'd put the animal down to end its suffering out of the kindness of our hearts, but not here, here, we saved him and he can live and live and live and if he ever tries to commit suicide we will easily put him on 24/7 Suicide watch to ensure he can live out his life to the fullest! We can keep him alive to suffer for decades! We are heroes. : Anonymous 170 KB JPG 82 Replies/23 Images View Thread

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: Anonymous (ID: MdiUTadN) "This is basically the end of (...) Taylor Lorenz @TaylorLorenz 06/02/22(Thu)00:20:21 No.380594115 "Hundreds" of domestic violence survivors have already retracted victim statements & pulled out from court cases as a result of watching the trial rollingstone.com 'Men Always Win': Survivors 'Sickened' by the Amber Heard Verdict "This is basically the end of MeToo," says one expert. "It's the death of a movement." What the Heard-Depp verdict means survivors of abuse. >>380594115 (OP) # the whoreacaust metoo.png 208 KB PNG : Anonymous (ID: LRG1HjCa) ... 06/02/22(Thu)00:21:35 No.380594230 >>380595250 # >>380595577 # >>380596124 # >>380596952 # >>380596962 # >>380597175 # >>380597219 # >>380597441 # >>380597646 # >>380597762 # >>380597971 # >>380598149 # >>380598306 # >>380599334 # >>380599736 # >>380600040 # >>380600051 # >>380600231 # >>380600471 # >>380600849 # >>380602038 # >>380602384 # >>380602386 # >>380602548 # >>380603879 # >>380604470 # >>380604911 # >>380606040 # >>380606704 # >>380607103 #

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No.236424158 47 minuti fa >>236423661 >Students are in their seats, Plato begins his lecture >Suddenly, the door swings open >it's Diogenes >25 minutes late to class >"Oh my God Becky, is he holding a dead chicken?" >"Like, is that his lunch or something?" >"He's so weird" >Diogenes sits at a desk in the back, leaning awkwardly backwards and bouncing his knee up and down >He gets up quickly, knocking his thigh on the desk with a clunk >Everybody turns around and looks >Plato stops talking >Diogenes walks to the front of the class, stumbling part way through >"Oh God, not again" >Diogenes holds up his plucked chicken >"B-behold, a m-m-man!" His voice breaking >Eyes roll and audible groans are heard throughout the class >Diogenes slams the chicken on the table, it slips off, so he bends down, picks it up, and puts it back on the table >He walks out, masturbating 1 reply

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