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Anonymous 8 KB JPG 06/30/21 (Wed)13:41:38 No.64377723 >walking to convenience store to buy snacks >see random girl, about my age with a nirvana shirt on >me: "hey whats your favorite nirvana song?" >her: "i dont know" >me: "but youre wearing the shirt" >her: "please stop" >me: "what?" >her: "youre being creepy" >me: "define creepy" >her: "no... just leave me alone please"

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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File: pepesweat.jpg (16 KB, 399x400) Anonymous 01/23/19(Wed)23:55:19 No.50584482 ► retard moment stories? Here's mine >Be yesterday >at work >go to lunch room with coworkers >cleaning staff had left chairs all over the place instead of stack them >"whoever cleaned this is f------ retard" >absolutesilence.wav >cleaner steps out of the janitor's cloest >he's an affirmative action hire with down syndrome >next thing I know I'm being contacted by HR >have to attend a "training seminar" on sensitivity and diversity in the workplace tomorrow without pay f--- my life

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anon explaining to the french "the american dream" | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 01/27/23(Fri)10:09:29 No.16927362 242 KB JPG >be american >live in city called "man a ton" 4 Replies / 1 Image View Thread : Anonymous 01/27/23 (Fri)10:13:52 No.16927364 >>16927362 (OP) # >>16927363 # Nonwhites absolutely seething about the prosperous A---- American belly

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Anon sees strange parallels between LOTR and the real world. | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 07/12/22(Tue)06:13:07 No.170939995 1638891295216.jpg 121 KB JPG It began with the founding of the great banks: three were given to the Dutch; frugal, wisest and most prudent of all investors. Seven to the Swiss Lords; great miners and craftsmen of the commodity funds. And nine, nine banks were gifted to the race of Anglos, who above all else desire power. For within these banks was bound the liquidity and book value to govern each economy. But they were all of them deceived, for another bank was made: in the the land of Israel, in the offices of Temple Mount, the dark lord Rothschild founded, in secret, a central bank to control all others. And into this bank he poured his cruelty, his malice, and his will to dominate all economies. One Bank to Finance them All

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anon is accused | /r/Greentext

No. 71987174 6 minutes ago file.png PNG 156.9 KiB 800x450 >be me >go to club last weekend with some friends >run into girl from a physics class, she's with her bf >say hi to her, make small talk for a minute, ask her how class is going etc >she randomly starts making out with her bf so I f--- off and don't see her the rest of the night >fast forward to this week >receive an email claiming someone made a complaint about me making them "feel uncomfortable" and how I made "inappropriate sexual advances" >mfw "disciplinary hearing" on Monday Am I screwed bros? I'm an undergraduate student so it's no like I'm a TA or anything. I literally haven't bothered talking to any other girls since because most of them are really not worth my time so I know it's her. I'm not a completely autistic virgin either, I've had a couple gfs and been with a couple girls this school year. Why are girls in the sciences like this? I should have stayed far, far away, the red hair was a warning sign. 3 replies

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anon is balding | /r/Greentext

No. 71986794 47 minutes ago baldness-hair.jpg JPG 1.9 MIB 3840x2160 >be me >depressed neet in my teens >get my s--- together >socialize, make friends, finish high school, start uni >get new hobbies: reading, learning new languages, image editing >develop a personal sense of style, a personality, improve my moral values, mature and grow >i have fun, i have friends, i live a meaningful life, i help others, i contribute to society ... >incredibly succesful at everything i do. pretty much a chad, and seen as respectable, trustworthy, and a genius by everyone >picrel >disappear on a random day, change phone numbers, tell no one >haven't left the house in 2 years >0 friends not even online >neet and do literally nothing all day >can't even j------- anymore >it's over i don't care. i don't want to live as a bald ugly f---. everything is meaningless. i don't care how good i could have it. all the life experiences, the friendships, the money. none of it matters if im gonna be a bald f---. even if i were guaranteed to be seen as attractive by everyone as a baldie, i wouldn't give a s---. i REFUSE to be balding. i REFUSE to live life in this condition. i just need to find the strenght to kill myself. it would all be so simple if i were an amerifag with a gun. one simple click and it's all over. no time for your survival instincts to take over. i tried but i can't. just puked the pills. 3 replies

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Anon applies for a job | /r/Greentext

long_cheese.jpg (80 KB, 1333x900) google yandex iqdb wait ସାଧା Anonymous 11/19/22(Sat)14:59:23 No.71050646 [2] [Reply] >apply to company >do application tests >sorry your application wasnt selected at this time >repeat Anonymous 11/19/22(Sat)15:52:00 No.71051142 - >>71050646 (OP) You can't firmly shake their hand online, dumbass.

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Anon doesn’t discriminate | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 01/23/23(Mon)20:02:57 No.28187105 File: 1375486401415.png (17 KB, 558x528) >>28174133 (OP) >Do you guys care if a female has a innie or outie p----? At this point I can only say... Beggars can't be choosers.

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File: 1576175956371.jpg (208 KB, 1300x959) alamy stock photo Anonymous 08/25/20(Tue)13:54:13 No. 129302917 >>129303634>>129304612 *BANG BANG* >CAM ON INGERLAND *BANG BANG* >SCOR SOM FACKIN GOALS *BANG BANG* Anonymous 08/25/20(Tue)13:54:51 No.129302955 File: 1586014087957.png (179 KB, 680x626) CARN NGUBU MY SON YOU CAN DO EET NORE F.C

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File: unknown.png (213 KB, 528x604) Anonymous 05/31/22(Tue)19:06:23 No.879267283 >had a f-- friend in high school who wore white dress shirts to school every day >always bullied him for it >>879267484 >years later in college all my normal clothes are dirty, forced to wear dress shirt I bought for a job interview >notice women looking at me more on the subway to school >friend from class comments on it and tells me I'm looking good >so much more comfortable and breezy than i expected, as comfortable as any t-shirt >why haven't you taken the dress shirt pill anon?

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Every F****** Time | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 56 KB JPG 08/31/21(Tue)16:50:41 No.16630574 >Waitress asks if your meal is ok >mouth is full 87 Replies/17 Images View Thread 09/02/21(Thu)07:39:18 No.16637813 : Anonymous >>16636880 # >food comes out >put literal first bite in my mouth >"HOW'S EVERYTHING TASTING???" How should I f------ know? I barely tasted what I just put in my mouth. >politely give thumbs up and smile because the first bite didn't make me vomit instantly >eat a couple more bites >discover something wrong with the food >start actively looking around for the waitress >she's nowhere to be found for the next half hour Every f------ time.

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femcel lore | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 109 KB JPG 01/26/23(Thu)23:53:19 No.71975909 >be me >femcel >literally only because i'm homeschooled so my entire life is online >have online best friend >we're super close, we've known each other for 2 years and can still talk for hours >never really thought of him intimately, saw him as more of a brother, plus i didn't know what he looked like >we met up recently >he's actually not bad looking >he has long hair and he looks pretty like a girl, but he's also a foot taller than me and kinda jacked >we're hanging out in my room just talking because there's nothing else to do in my town >he suddenly stands up and faces the wall for no reason >notice him hiding a boner >holyshitdoeshelikeme??? >later >we're hugging goodbye >he says something corny like "you're so small and huggable" >feel his boner poking me >again dont say anything, he leaves i have no idea how to feel. he's cute and id totally date him but he lives a state away and im not even sure if he actually likes me??? do boners mean a guy likes you or is it just a hormones thing? help i have no experience with boys

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