Anon is down under | /r/Greentext
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![[Return] [Catalog] [Bottom] [Update] [ Auto] File: Screenshot 2022-12-08 125239.png (347 KB, 493x640) ATTENTION EMPLOYEES OF WORK IS NOT MEANT TO BE FUN Tes IS YOUR JOB DO NOT DEDICATE WORK TIME TO DISCUSSION OF NON WORK TOPES DO NOT FADUTATE FRIENDSHIPS DURING WORK HOURS EXCHANGE PHONE NUMBERS AND/OR HANG OUT AFTER WORK IS COMPLETE REACH MEATIFA CO-WORKER I HAVING NON-WORE DISCUSSIONS ON COMPANY TIME WIRK IS NOT YOUR DAYCARE 80 TRUTH Anonymous 01/24/23(Tue)18:17:09 No.71954584 >Go to walmart every week >Every week I go, some worker who is on an obvious power trip stops me and asks for my receipt every time >There have been times where he would put his hands on my cart, preventing me from moving it if I wanted to >Read a story online and find out that they are not allowed to stop shoplifters >Get an idea CAN'T BREATHI >Next time comes, he puts his hand on my cart as I leave >I ignore him, and a reverse tug a war with the cart ensues >He puts his hands on my arm, trying to detach it from the cart >"DON'T TOUCH ME! THE STUFF IN HERE IS MY PROPERTY! SOMEBODY CALL THE COPS! I'M GETTING ASSAULTED!" >The manager hears and tells him to let me go >I leave in a hurry and immediately call corporate to complain >They apologize profusely and give me coupons >I come back and the guy is not there >I never see him working there again To all of the receipt checkers out there reading this. You are not a cop, you are a dispensable cog on a power trip making 15 dollars an hour pretending to be one. So quit pretending like you have power over me or anybody else, because you don't. Anonymous 01/24/23(Tue)18:38:42 No.71954824 File: ICANTBREAVE.png (347 KB, 500x888) >Work at walmart as a receipt checker >Every week, this obvious shop lifter comes by hiding stuff in his pants and in his pockets >I try to stop him to get him to stop shoplifting but I'm powerless >I legally cannot do anything to stop him and this f----- knows it >One day he comes by and I try to stop his cart while telling him "Really dude? Again?" >Tug a war with the cart ensues >Retard starts yelling for help saying that I'm assaulting him >I never even f------ touched him >Manager hears and comes in, tells me to let him go, saying that he's not worth the trouble >Retard leaves >Manager tells me "f--- that guy man, come on let's take a smoke break" >Fast forward to next day >Turns out the retard called corporate 1/1/2/2 >Manager tells me about it and laughs it off saying that he doesn't give a f--- and that it's all good >I get a 2 week paid vacation for having defended the Walmart grounds >Apparently the retard got some free coupons Lmao, what a f------ moron. He probably thinks that he got me fired, meanwhile I'm literally chilling on the beach in the Bahamas. To all shop lifters out there, you're all f------ idiots. You're not some mastermind thieves, you're just a bunch of low life jack asses. I hate all of you. I love working at Walmart and I will defend my Walmart with my f------ life. By the way, thanks for the free vacation, bucko.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/519/985/e05.png "Anon has encounter with receipt checker | /r/Greentext")
