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: Anonymous 543 KB PNG 01/18/23(Wed) 20:13:28 No.892881833 5 Clicks To Hitler Game >Go to wikipedia >click "Random Article" >Get to Hitler with 5 or less clicks >post results 1) Bora Dugic (Serbian Musician) 2) Yugoslavia 3) Yugoslavia in WW2 4) HITLER!

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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: Anonymous (ID: a1SmUvKH Why are normies so good at det(...) 86 KB JPG 01/18/23(Wed) 20:42:31 No.412736497 >Be me >Be forced to go to office party >Everyone is going around asking about musical taste >Comes to me and I tell them that I do not like rap music >Now entire office knows I hate n------, somehow, all because I said I didn't like rap music. f--- my life >Get called into bosses office because there were complaints that I am racist against african americans >Get fired

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Anon needs a new hobby | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous I all you do is spend time on the computer, fill turn you into a moren! 53 KB JPG 01/18/23(Wed)21:29:44 No.71880186 >leave the house to go to the store >hit by the surreal reminder that you can move your limbs and manipulate objects in reality rather than manipulating data on a screen What are enjoyable things to do that don't involve a computer? I keep trying to think of ideas, but I just can't give a s--- about anything.

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Anon defends tipping culture | /r/Greentext

19 KB JPG >Be Eurofag >Every fourth comment you make complain about how americans have to tip >Stil be Eurofag >Literally pay 50 euros to take a piss or s--- at any public place in any european city

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Anon is dying | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 46 KB GIF 01/18/23(Wed)19:14:13 No.71878762 My past 3 s---- have been >diarrhea >s--- so hard it needed immense force to push out >diarrhea Am I dying?

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Clown world, clown work, clown anon, clowning my dream job | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous HEY BUDDY. BFI WANNA TRY SOME CLOWN WORLD? 74 KB JPG Anonymous at work >mfw don't know when psyche collapses 1 Reply / 1 Image THIS IS FINE. 01/18/23(Wed)20:36:20 No.892856801 32 KB JPG >mfw when programmer >mfw when virgin no gf ever >mfw when everyone else has a wife >mfw bunch of s--- happened IRL traumatized >mfw i still LARP a normal human View Thread 01/18/23(Wed)20:37:50 No.892856865 >mfw drinking whiskey on wednesday

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I didn’t know anons wrote poetry | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 69 KB JPG 01/13/22(Thu)15:10:56 No.870598958 >be me >be 15 or 23 or 36 or whatever >girl squeezes my dinger >"Let's have sexy interclock with me" >"Yes" >put my dinger in her front bottom >jiggly jiggly >spluff in her kazoogie >ok bananas

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Anon watched law and order | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 107 KB GIF 01/18/23(Wed)10:58:01 No.892860377 >be me >watching law&order S.V.U cause it's the best one >remember an episode where they had to take in a wrestler for interrogation for a r--- or something >wrestler is talking trash about them to the crowd >wrestler suddenly pulls out one of the officers gun and points it to the side of his head >"It's not even loaded, see?" >proceeds to kill himself >holyshitthatwasfunny.webm Can't exactly remember the episode but I remember it happening

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it's a mini man in my fan | /r/Greentext

1h (10/12 14:30) 12222241 1 Re 0 Img JPG 30KB (414x 318) 1 Reply >IM COMPLETELY CERTAIN, THERE IS NO ONE LIVING INSIDE YOUR FAN >ITS SPINNING BECAUSE OF UUUUH ELE-ELECTRICTY YEAH, THERE DEFINITELY ISNT ANYBODY SPINNING IT WITH THEIR HANDS MANUALLY JUST ELECTRICITY BRO

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Anonymous 01/16/23(Mon)18:19:30 No.135034207 >loved by his kids >loved by his wife >has a PhD >steals the show everytime he appears on screen >confirmed sex symbol 607 KB PNG almost never works Banditbros, we can't stop winning.

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Anon finds the infinite gum glitch | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous TUNISTA 94 KB JPG 12/22/22(Thu)13:30:20 No.18726092 I just cooked a frozen pizza on the cardboard cookie it comes with. Am I going to get colon cancer now? I've already eaten half of it. : Anonymous 12/22/22(Thu)13:32:17 No.18726096 No. I used to eat paper and cardboard all the time well into my teens and I'm still alive with no side effects yet. >>18726102 # >>18726109 # >>18726103 # : Anonymous 12/22/22(Thu)13:34:39 No.18726102 >>18726096 # >I used to eat paper and cardboard all the time well into my teens Why? 12/22/22(Thu)13:36:08 No.18726103 : Anonymous >>18726102 # it's like gum, but cheaper. You can just chew a little wad of paper endlessly and it never really gets any smaller. Gum loses its flavor after 30 seconds anyways so I figured why not just save money and chew little paper wads. >>18726246 # >>18726439 #

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Anon needs life advice | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: 67UrDWCg Feel like my life is ruined 20 KB JPG 01/18/23(Wed)21:50:59 No.412671883 So, basically I joined the military so I could get college money, I got kicked out, now I am at a job I make $18 an hour and I really don't have the mental fortitude right now to even try at school. I'm depressed all the time when I'm not high, I sleep on my friend's couch, I generally blow all of my money just to fight off depression. At this rate I am never going to get my own place. I am really in love with this girl but I feel like I have nothing to offer her, I am considering robbing a store and if I get away with it, great, if not I will just have the police shoot me because I want to die anyway. All I really want is just my own place and a little extra money and the ability to marry and have kids.

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