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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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: Anonymous HEY BUDDY. BFI WANNA TRY SOME CLOWN WORLD? 74 KB JPG Anonymous at work >mfw don't know when psyche collapses 1 Reply / 1 Image THIS IS FINE. 01/18/23(Wed)20:36:20 No.892856801 32 KB JPG >mfw when programmer >mfw when virgin no gf ever >mfw when everyone else has a wife >mfw bunch of s--- happened IRL traumatized >mfw i still LARP a normal human View Thread 01/18/23(Wed)20:37:50 No.892856865 >mfw drinking whiskey on wednesday

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Anonymous 69 KB JPG 01/13/22(Thu)15:10:56 No.870598958 >be me >be 15 or 23 or 36 or whatever >girl squeezes my dinger >"Let's have sexy interclock with me" >"Yes" >put my dinger in her front bottom >jiggly jiggly >spluff in her kazoogie >ok bananas

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Anon watched law and order | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 107 KB GIF 01/18/23(Wed)10:58:01 No.892860377 >be me >watching law&order S.V.U cause it's the best one >remember an episode where they had to take in a wrestler for interrogation for a r--- or something >wrestler is talking trash about them to the crowd >wrestler suddenly pulls out one of the officers gun and points it to the side of his head >"It's not even loaded, see?" >proceeds to kill himself >holyshitthatwasfunny.webm Can't exactly remember the episode but I remember it happening

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it's a mini man in my fan | /r/Greentext

1h (10/12 14:30) 12222241 1 Re 0 Img JPG 30KB (414x 318) 1 Reply >IM COMPLETELY CERTAIN, THERE IS NO ONE LIVING INSIDE YOUR FAN >ITS SPINNING BECAUSE OF UUUUH ELE-ELECTRICTY YEAH, THERE DEFINITELY ISNT ANYBODY SPINNING IT WITH THEIR HANDS MANUALLY JUST ELECTRICITY BRO

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Anon is banditpilled | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 01/16/23(Mon)18:19:30 No.135034207 >loved by his kids >loved by his wife >has a PhD >steals the show everytime he appears on screen >confirmed sex symbol 607 KB PNG almost never works Banditbros, we can't stop winning.

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Anon finds the infinite gum glitch | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous TUNISTA 94 KB JPG 12/22/22(Thu)13:30:20 No.18726092 I just cooked a frozen pizza on the cardboard cookie it comes with. Am I going to get colon cancer now? I've already eaten half of it. : Anonymous 12/22/22(Thu)13:32:17 No.18726096 No. I used to eat paper and cardboard all the time well into my teens and I'm still alive with no side effects yet. >>18726102 # >>18726109 # >>18726103 # : Anonymous 12/22/22(Thu)13:34:39 No.18726102 >>18726096 # >I used to eat paper and cardboard all the time well into my teens Why? 12/22/22(Thu)13:36:08 No.18726103 : Anonymous >>18726102 # it's like gum, but cheaper. You can just chew a little wad of paper endlessly and it never really gets any smaller. Gum loses its flavor after 30 seconds anyways so I figured why not just save money and chew little paper wads. >>18726246 # >>18726439 #

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Anon needs life advice | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: 67UrDWCg Feel like my life is ruined 20 KB JPG 01/18/23(Wed)21:50:59 No.412671883 So, basically I joined the military so I could get college money, I got kicked out, now I am at a job I make $18 an hour and I really don't have the mental fortitude right now to even try at school. I'm depressed all the time when I'm not high, I sleep on my friend's couch, I generally blow all of my money just to fight off depression. At this rate I am never going to get my own place. I am really in love with this girl but I feel like I have nothing to offer her, I am considering robbing a store and if I get away with it, great, if not I will just have the police shoot me because I want to die anyway. All I really want is just my own place and a little extra money and the ability to marry and have kids.

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Anon have an incel brain | /r/Greentext

178 KB GIF 01/18/23(Wed)19:30:41 No.16872736 > be me > 2 years ago > a fat incel > obsessed with looksmax > mewing, stretching for growing, extreme gym maxing, skincare, starving myself after bulk to get perfect abs after year finally got results > actually somehow I am proud of me, from 3/10 to like 8/10 > girls sometimes approach me first > be me now > 19 > started going to clubs, pubs, meeting new people, tinder > huge success > sex on toilets, b------- at bars, clubs etc > new problem > every single girl rejected me after a month > I literally got sex with them and they rejected me anyway > One girl had sex with me, rejected me, then had sex with me again and ghost me > happened like 20 times already > kinda hearthbroken Now I am more sad than I was in my room. I see ugly guys with girls who rejected me. The pain is getting worse and worse while others have fun. Idk what can I do more. I suffered and now I am suffering again. Anyway I will take my revenge one day

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Life is not a Disney movie :( | /r/Greentext

>studied hard >got into uni >got my masters degree >got a nice job >diagnosed with schizophrenia >fired from job >now just sit at home collecting government money What a f------ waste of 6 years

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Anon gets trolled | /r/Greentext

52 KB JPG >be brain >chilling in some dude's head >he fell asleep wait check this out >AYO WE'RE FALLING BRO >jumpscare.exe >Imao go back to sleep dumbass

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Anonymous 69 KB JPG 06/22/22(Wed)14:43:47 No.880607373 itself >Bliss and peace realizing I can't make a mistake because that's the Tao baby >Be me >Universe.gif >Be a part of everything >Be everything >Literally be the universe experiencing Later virgins >Feel sense of unity with everything and everyone because I AM everything and everyone >MFW that means I'm also the vibrator on Stacy's clit somewhere out there right now

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: Anonymous Anyone else giving up videogam(...) 7 KB PNG 04/26/18(Thu)11:36:28 No.44950509 >be 23, live at home, ok job in construction spend most my free time on vidya and don't do much else >brother is 26, multi-millionaire (btc), oxford graduate, phd, married to a 8/10 qt >comes home looking for a watch he left >asks me if I've seen it >just say no and keep playing >"Jesus f------ christ do you do anything but play fortnite? It's f------ embarassing, no education, no money, a s----- manual job and you spend all your time playing that crap." >almost start crying, about 30 seconds later say "how is it worse than pubg" thinking he was criticising the game >"Why are you so f------ autistic, it's nothing about the game, I play pubg for an hour tops when I've got nothing better to do not the whole f------ day. I had enough to retire by your age, absolutely f------ ridiculous" then he walks off As of today sold my ps4 and all games. Time to be productive.

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