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10h (1/4 3:41) 24274059 2 Replies >be me >Meet girl >Have sex later that day >Loves sucking d--- and requests a--- >Continues to consistently suck d--- and requests a--- sex the entire time we're dating >I marry her >No sex in wedding day >No sex on honey moon >Sex starts to become very boring and purely just vaginal sex >She ends up getting pregnant despite being on birth control >" Oh anon, I thought I told you I stopped taking it." >Eventually ask her what happened and why she no longer will suck d--- or do a--- >" I never liked doing any of that anon. I was just trying to impress you and didn't want you to leave me" >Realize the bitch lied > Kid is born and I man up and father it. >Literally no sex for months >" I just have no sex drive anon" > Discover she watches gay r---- p--- daily >Confront her about it : > " It's normal anon. I can still be horny and not want sex." >" Sex is just optional in a relationship, we don't need to have it." > Still with her because of the kid

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.
Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI
: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"
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