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: Anonymous Dog friends 51 KB PNG >mostly young but big dogs with no social skills >every day is new adventure for dogs and bit of exercise for me since i dont like walking alone 01/01/23(Sun)21:22:33 No.71649565 >be me >currently NEET but not broke >nothing to do all day >decide to walk dogs that dont belong to me for fun >we walk around every day for minimum of 1 hour sometimes even 2 hours >made some great pics of dogs >neighbors are always thankful that i walk thier dogs and ask for nothing in return >>71649875 # : Anonymous That is very wholesome anon. original post 01/01/23(Sun)21:28:01 No.71649614 : Anonymous >>71649565 (OP) # i hope all dogfags die 01/01/23(Sun)21:32:21 No.71649664 01/01/23(Sun)21:46:15 No.71649875 : Anonymous >>71649664 # I am sure they will but then again each of their lives will be infinitely more happy and fulfilling then yours will ever be

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Anonymous DIS-Avowed 11/27/24(Wed)05:30:27 No.695700 VIDEO GAMES 'Avowed' Art Director Matt Hansen Admits To Wanting To Make Elon Musk "Mad" And Hint Game Is Ultra Woke JOHN F. TRENT NOV 26, 2024 - PAID 3 D1 ~ OBSIDIAN MATT_HANSEN ART DIRECTOR OBSIDIAN ENTERTAINMENT OBSIDIAN Matt Hansen the art director for Xbox and Obsidian Entertainment's upcoming fi person fantasy RPG admitted that he wanted to make Elon Musk "mad" with the game. 75486787548769.png 294 KB PNG >"I will make it political just to make chuds mad" >"And i achieved it! i made people mad" >"F--- chuds!" >"Win!" >"W-wait... what's that? my game flopped?!" >"Wait... there are layoffs in my studio? how-" >"P-people didn't like me trying to make them mad!" >"t-they are bigots!" >"F--- gamers! it's rough times for game developers man, this society is failing in so many levels it's unbelievable!" >"Y-you are laughing!, there are families involved and you are laughing!"

File: Screenshot 20241127-155712.png (228 KB, 742x721) Something Happened Anonymous (ID: HG6Lars) 11/27/24(Wed)17:35:15 No.489774321 ► >Polls all indicate a Harris victory, though close >Ann Selzer poll, known as a canary in a coal mine, indicated Harris winning lowa >Trump campaign suspiciously quiet nearing the end of the campaign >Harris campaign had significant energy >North Carolina predicted to be close >Virginia unusually red >The four countries willing and able to f--- with US democracy (Iran, China, Russia, NK) stand to benefit from a Trump win (cause it's destabilizing) >Billionaires cozy up to Trump despite a Harris victory being predicted >TRUMP WINS THE POPULAR VOTE >FOR THE FIRST TIME IN 20 YEARS A REPUBLICAN CANDIDATE WINS THE POPULAR VOTE >WITH AN APPROVAL RATING EQUIVALENT TO CANCER Bros, I'm telling you, something funky happened

☐ Anonymous 11/25/24(Mon) 10:39:13 No. 17295889 >>17295909 >>17295925 >>17295935 >>17295976 >win independence >DON'T devolve into military dictatorship or absolute monarchy >start off with fresh land and an unusually high literacy rate >neighbors are retarded savages who live at the mercy of nature >large ocean between them and European chimpouts >shitgoesdown.jpg >"here tovarish buy my land I need to fund a chimpout" >ok > "here America buy my land, I need to fund my own le chimpout" >ok >"hey America there was a chimpout in Texas we'll join you (and won't secede later) if you help" >ok >*doubles land in two years* It's amazing how well they took advantage of what they had. Many nations have completely fumbled the bag during their development. What went so right?

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Anon discovers shocking truth | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous Sins of the Past 71 KB JPG 01/02/23 (Mon)14:09:42 No.891894976 >be me >be 6 years old >first time going to disney world >i was so happy >one day my family spots a worker dressed up as Pocahontas >they wanted to take a picture with her >i refused >they keep trying to get me in the picture until i started crying >they asked why >lie and say its because she is a girl >truth is her skin was red and it scared me Flash forward years later >look my family ancestry >f------ native American royalty on both sides of my family >memories of pocahontas rush back >nooooo >its not true >that's impossible >mfw Anonymous 01/02/23 (Mon)14:32:29 No.891896312 so rather than them thinking you're racist, they just think you're so gay you've got an irrational fear of women

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Anon busted a nut | /r/Greentext

File: E2FbNCiVUAMROZq.jpg (239 KB, 1578x1800) Well happy f------ new year I lost one of my tesicles Anonymous 01/02/23 (Mon)02:42:44 No.891867569 >>891867695 >>891867702 >>891868558 >>891868675 >Been having massive occasional stomach aches for the last 1,5 months or so. >Only really feel it if i do cardio >Took 1 week sick leave before the holidays >Thought i might have a stomach virus >Got really concerned when my wife asked me if I had been masturbating (I don't because i find it immoral and it's against my religion) because when she goes to push out the leftover c-- after sex she says there's barely anything. >Just a few drops. >Fear the worst >Go to the doctor the next day (22. December) >Says they can't help me but gave me the number to a Urologist. >Make an appointment for the 29th >Go there and they tell me that i got testicular torsion. >They freak out when i tell them it's been going on for over a month. >Tell me i need surgery asap >Get it scheduled for 1. january. I woke up 3 hours ago, apparantly my testicle had died and they removed it right before i got gangrene, they said that i should avoid e---------- for at least a couple months. I'm not 100% sterile and I'll still be able to have kids it just might be more difficult and e---------- is going to be a bit painful for a couple years, and my testosterone levels only MIGHT be affected. How was your New years eve anons?

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Anon is a sensible christian | /r/Greentext

HOLY BIBLE Anonymous 01/02/23(Mon)11:08:18 No.891885391 >>891885519 >>891885678 >>891886026 > be modern day christian > healthcare is evil socialism > be jesus > be perfectly sinless > wash feet of sinful disciples > invite unanimously hated tax collector for dinner > thousands of years later... > be modern day christian >cant even have a f----- in the same building without going a------ dumb modern christians i swear, they missed the whole point Anonymous 01/02/23(Mon)11:10:56 No.891885519 ► >>891885391 (OP) maybe they just don't want what happened to jesus to happen to them Anonymous 01/02/23(Mon)11:14:11 No.891885678 >>891885391 (OP) > be jesus > heal the sick, no questions asked, no charge

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Anon tries Curling | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous Curlmaxxing 188 KB JPG 01/02/23 (Mon)14:34:15 No.71663452 >watch Curling in olympics because bored, pic related >kek this is meme sport >occasionally see recommended videos of curling matches on youtube >not bad, actually requires skill >look up old matches and get a sense for how its played >pirate ebook on Curling strategy so Im less clueless >learn game styles of different players >actively follow rankings and championships >go down deep Wikipedia rabbithole on history and evolution of the sport >baffled by how niche this is >see learn to curl classes near me so I can actually play irl >pricey but fuckit >first day, youngest guy there, everyone is boomer but idgaf I jus wanna learn >boomers are very nice, value my presence >drink a couple beers with them after a few classes >classes come to an end after few months, end up buying my own equipment >sign up for a team with the regulars >actually look forward to game nights >first time having a hobby and socializing >actually enjoy time outside my room thank you meme sport

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anon gets a birthday gift | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 156 KB PNG 01/02/23(Mon)14:23:16 No.891889584 >be me (20) >work in nerd store >pokemon cards, manga, gundam model kits, anime figures etc... >cute older girl (26) comes at store >she buys a couple card packs >chat with her while she pays >thanks her and watch her leave >ffw 3 weeks >turn 21 >next day I work >older girl brings me a late birthday gift >she's been coming regularly so she knows me pretty well >surprised that she remembers my birthday despite only mentionning it once >open gift >it's a gundam kit from the store that I've mentionned wanting to buy >gets a hug and thanks her >she asks if I want to build a Gundam kit with her at her house >holy f--- it's actually happening >sweat a bit >say yes >ffw 2 days later >arrive at house >as soon as she opens the door I spot 2 other guys behind her >"hey anon have you met my boyfriends Anthony?" >ffw a year >have older gf, 2 bros and massive Gundam collection

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Anon cooms again | /r/Greentext

Anonymous I failed again Robots BORN TO coom 442 KB PNG 01/02/23(Mon)16:23:39 No.71660608 >be me >promise myself to not coom again in 2023 >fast forward >about 20 min ago **coom again** What is wrong with me anons I couldn't even last a day.

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anon is Christian Bale | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 377 KB PNG 1 Reply / 1 Image : Anonymous 40 KB JPG 01/02/23 (Mon)11:39:03 No.891886972 I look like Christian Bale View Thread 01/02/23 (Mon)11:39:30 No.891887002 in his movie Vice

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Anon has a girlfriend | /r/Greentext

>he says "that's not a girl" >I say "she's gender fluid" >get fired Anonymous 01/02/23 (Mon)20:57:35 No.71662237 [Reply] ► >be me >wage cuck >my boss is gay, puts up rainbow flags everywhere and invites us to seminars "against discrimination" >one day he asks me to stay late >nervously agree >realize he's trying to make a move >panic >tell him I have a girlfriend >he says "Oh, I didn't know that. Can you show me a picture?" >pull out my phone >show him a picture of me and my dog

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Anon thinks there's no sex involved because.... that's what she told him? | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous No.66441000 22 KB JPG 12/05/21(Sun)16:10:26 >sister got kicked out of the house because she didn't do well in school so she slept in her car in a parking lot >that same f------ day she met a random old dude who took her in >she's been living with him rent free for the past six months now (like actually free, no sex s---) That proves it. If you're born an attractive female you physically cannot lose at life.

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Anon keeps the spark alive in his sexual life | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous sex haver thread 231 KB JPG 01/02/23(Mon)14:13:42 No.71659185 how many females did you f--- in 2022? ill start >a petite ukraine milf that came over to my house, twice, nut inside unprotected >a chubby mature in her 50 from tinder that came over to my house, once so far >a chubby granny that i came over to her house like a 7 or 10 times over all lemme tell you, sex with a condom is like no sex >>71659418 # >>71660236 # Anonymous >>71659185 (OP) # You f----- an immigrant and two fat grannies. 01/02/23(Mon)14:16:56 No.71659200

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Sigma anon | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous Sorry about it haters. 14 KB JPG 01/02/23(Mon)09:01:47 No.71657138 >be me >wear black hoodie every time I leave the house 3 Replies / 1 Image >put the hood up and tuck it behind my ears >people won't stop staring >just another day on my sigma male gridnset View Thread

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Anon is from New Jersey | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 09/27/22(Tue)16:54:10 No.174774485 F3CD1D93-A058-4AAC-AA25-84B1550E8494.jpg 374 KB JPG >christofuh, some of janice's hippie friends are coming to town in this "mystery machine" and trying to bust our business, i need you to dress up as a monster and scare em out of jersey

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: Anonymous Dog friends 51 KB PNG >mostly young but big dogs with no social skills >every day is new adventure for dogs and bit of exercise for me since i dont like walking alone 01/01/23(Sun)21:22:33 No.71649565 >be me >currently NEET but not broke >nothing to do all day >decide to walk dogs that dont belong to me for fun >we walk around every day for minimum of 1 hour sometimes even 2 hours >made some great pics of dogs >neighbors are always thankful that i walk thier dogs and ask for nothing in return >>71649875 # : Anonymous That is very wholesome anon. original post 01/01/23(Sun)21:28:01 No.71649614 : Anonymous >>71649565 (OP) # i hope all dogfags die 01/01/23(Sun)21:32:21 No.71649664 01/01/23(Sun)21:46:15 No.71649875 : Anonymous >>71649664 # I am sure they will but then again each of their lives will be infinitely more happy and fulfilling then yours will ever be

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