![HOLY BIBLE Anonymous 07/24/22(Sun)22:48:13 No.882639864 [Reply] >>882641559 >be me >22 married >wife and i want baby >wife anon hates anything to do with her p---- >she jerks me off into a syringe >inseminates herself >now preggo >wont stop tittyfucking me and giving me handjobs >im submissive >does so much post orgasm torture on me >d--- is really sore and it hurts >dont tell wife >next time shes giving me h------ i say it hurts >she interprets this as usual sub begging >keeps milking me >been going on for 1 month now >what do guys](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/506/180/56f.png "Anon becomes a dad | /r/Greentext")
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![File: 307.jpg (34 KB, 680x591) Anonymous 01/01/23(Sun)22:29:40 No.71651316 [Reply] ► >>71651846 >be me >5/10 guy >interested in only women I find sexually attractive, so like 8/10 and above or some such >if that means no women at all, so be it, no hard feelings, don't mind having lots of me time to read books, participate in activities, etc. can hire escorts when urges present themselves >acquiantances keep trying match-make me with 2-3/10 fatties and similar undesirables >"I'm good, thx" we're gonna make it, no-settle anons Anonymous 01/01/23(Sun)23:22:21 No.71651846 ► >>71651316 (OP) this](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/506/082/065.png "Anon has standards | /r/Greentext")
![File: FB IMG 1672346737605.jpg (60 KB, 720x1080) Anon's t----- Anonymous 01/01/23(Sun)18:42:20 No.28023218 [Reply] ► >>28023222 >>28023355 >be me, openly straight guy who works as a transient tradie >banged Asian t----- for a few months this year in faraway state >t----- was formerly gay guy with big butt >bubble butt continued to grow, sexy c cups due to estrogen treatments >has massive semen loads for some reasons still, which is hot >has just an amazing body, has amazing credentials >is talking to me half a year later, seems really interested >see the potential in her crazy genes, convinced her to go to gym >of course it only improves her >I basically created a f------ goddess >I want to appear straight Can a t----- who looks very feminine pass as a female for a long period of time? Anonymous 01/01/23(Sun)18:44:00 No.28023222 ▶ >>28023218 (OP) >openly straight So brave.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/505/989/cd5.png "anon is openly straight | /r/Greentext")
![File: nvidia.jpg (72 KB, 547x540) the nvidia shadowplay ghost Anonymous 01/01/23(Sun)14:49:33 No.891836252 [Reply] ok so >recently moved houses to a nicer area (previous place was an absolute s-------) >this is my fourth night at my new place, parents asleep and im staying up since its summer >playing some indie game and funny s--- happens so i clip nVIDIA. it >try to go to sleep, fail >nothing ever happened after that still shook to this day >later i go back and review clip >some weird ass voice begins saying "bye" or "hi" every five seconds, and im beyond creeped the f--- out >message my friends, send them clip and theyre like "w--" >i take 20 different clips, none of them have it >no activity for the next 2 nights >one night it happens again >night after that my PS4 which I had plugged in starts going f------ mental, sensor starts producing the most insane scream i've ever heard and I run out the room >next night I can barely sleep, wooden panel which I had propped up against my wall falls down and scares the s--- out of me >decide I have enough and (i kid you not) stand in the middle of the room and say "ill delete the f------ clip please leave me alone >go into shadowplay folder and delete the whole thing](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/505/952/7b2.png "Anon is haunted by the ghost of Nvidia | /r/Greentext")
