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⠀ I need help, /x/. Wife is possessed by pumpkin demon. I need help, /x/. Wife is poss(...) 150 KB JPG 01/03/22(Mon)07:24:30 No.30660608 My wife has become obsessed with pumpkins. It's all she ever talks about. Everything she cooks is made with pumpkins. All our conversations invariably become about pumpkins. When she sews dresses or aprons, she makes them with pumpkin themed fabric. Is there a supernatural explanation for this? I'm beginning to worry that my wife is possessed by a pumpkin demon. Please help me, /x/. I can't take much more of this. I must save her. : Anonymous Let's talk more about pumpkins! >>30664172 # Anonymous >tfw no pumpkin wife 01/03/22(Mon)08:39:06 No.30661137 Yes, honey yes honey pumpkins.png 418 KB PNG 01/03/22(Mon) 07:47:35 No.30660760

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: Anonymous 10/26/24(Sat) 10:58:14 No.204864976 maxresdefault (3).jpg 73 KB JPG >you're gaslighting me! >you're love bombing me! >you're stonewalling me! >you're mansplaining to me! realistically, how do you respond to this?
GE Anonymous "I will refund 11/27/24(Wed)23:23:27 No.695792406 Valve Just Put Game Publishers On Notice. 1.1M views 5 days ago Bellular News your game." aa 17:58 IMG_7847.jpg 332 KB JPG >DUDE, IM THE WHOLESOME VIDEO GAME SANTA, WE DONT EVEN CARE ABOUT MONEY LMAO >destroys indie devs by forcing them to accept refunds even though the small game they released was literally under the 2 hour threshold for playing and being able to refund F--- Gabe. He's a scumbag. Anonymous >>695792406 (OP) # 11/27/24(Wed)23:25:51 No.695792505 The customer is ALWAYS right >>695793068 # >>695794602 # >>695795310 # Anonymous >>695792406 (OP) # 11/27/24(Wed)23:26:12 No.695792525 If your game is s----- enough that even people who bought it on steam instead of pirating demands a refund it's your fault Anonymous 11/27/24(Wed)23:26:42 No.695792549 Be thankful for Gabe. The second he dies, a brainless profitbot 9000 takes his place, undoes everything he did, and guts Valve like a fish for private equity wealth.
Anonymous 89KB JPG 01/18/20(Sat) 12:25:09 No.818739837 >be me >been having a s--- week >take long shower >lay on back buck naked on bed and close eyes >try not to cry >feelsbadman.jpg >doggo snoozing on bed suddenly wakes up and stretches >Starts walking over my legs but stops over my genitals >shakes head and violently slaps my d--- and balls multiple times with floppy ears >laugh uncontrollably for 5min straight Instantly feel better. Thanks doggo bro.
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