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⠀ I need help, /x/. Wife is possessed by pumpkin demon. I need help, /x/. Wife is poss(...) 150 KB JPG 01/03/22(Mon)07:24:30 No.30660608 My wife has become obsessed with pumpkins. It's all she ever talks about. Everything she cooks is made with pumpkins. All our conversations invariably become about pumpkins. When she sews dresses or aprons, she makes them with pumpkin themed fabric. Is there a supernatural explanation for this? I'm beginning to worry that my wife is possessed by a pumpkin demon. Please help me, /x/. I can't take much more of this. I must save her. : Anonymous Let's talk more about pumpkins! >>30664172 # Anonymous >tfw no pumpkin wife 01/03/22(Mon)08:39:06 No.30661137 Yes, honey yes honey pumpkins.png 418 KB PNG 01/03/22(Mon) 07:47:35 No.30660760

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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