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![>tells me I look nervous >whatever not terrible start >suddenly >she tries putting a condom on me >I keep getting in the way >Can't even get fully erect >Whatever >Take the L expecting s--- to go bad >but not this bad >It takes me 3 seconds to c-- >no joke 3 seconds >f------ end my life >go to the bathroom to clean myself up >she offers me a wipe >throw it in the toilet by mistake Anonymous 12/28/22(Wed)21:54:45 No.71594836 [Reply] ► >>71595033 I just had the goofiest f------ three stooges type s--- happen to me that must be indisputable proof that God hates me. Seriously I must be a world record holder for biggest spaz. >be me >desperate >get a prostitute >arrive late >knock on wrong door twice >apologize >hard to communicate >at this point she's clearly annoyed and disgusted >ptsd to girls in school.jpg >whatever they were nice enough to give me another >right as I go out on my way I accidentally knock over her f------ coffee maker upon leaving >it's the most three stooges type s--- >take 30 seconds to f------ put on shoes without laces because of big feet >so embarassed I leave with them untied as she kicks me out >must have gone down as the biggest klutz in history in her eyes of all clients >step out into the cold >wait 17 minutes for a uber >a couple comes by to rub in their relationship in my face >on the verge of tears >write this out on here as an admission of guilt >it will probably be reposted on reddit where a bunch of neckbeards who dont have it anywhere as bad as me will laugh at it I should have killed myself in November.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/504/155/474.png "Anon Fails Badly | /r/Greentext")
![File: aVIMwrpZ_700w_0.jpg (70 KB, 700x724) C--- is f------ up my life Anonymous 09/15/22(Thu)12:06:45 No.70222529 [Reply] ► >>70222936 >>70223685 >>70223951 >>70225040 >>70225178 >be me >eurocuck living in a major german city >neighbour decide to get chickens and a rooster despite living in a concrete jungle >the rooster is pure insanity, basically cries from 04:00 till 12:00 straight without more than a 5minute pause >rooster crying triggers some of the dogs living nearby >cant close my window because its hot as f--- >uni grades are slipping, gf says I'm always angry >hate that f------ rooster so much >finally grow enough balls to confront the owners >boomerCouple.jpg >Tell them to do something about that rooster >"Oh yeah, he is a crazy one isnt he. Oh well nothing you can do. tihihi" What do I do? Because of some b------- laws from 200 years ago roosters can not be a noise violation. And if I kill the f----- they will suspect me and animal cruelty can get you jail time.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/list/002/440/870/5cf.png "anon is having c--- problems | /r/Greentext")
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