anons plan backfires | /r/Greentext
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![The Russian avos' (Russian: aвосb) describes a philosophy of behavior, or attitude, of a person who ignores possible problems or hassles and, at the same time, expects or hopes for no negative results or consequences. It is an attitude that treats life as unpredictable and holds that the best one can do is count on luck.[1][2] >>73658048 # 1703041606043192.jpg 127 KB JPG >Damn you are right, this whole positivity and gratefulness thing is actually pretty good Yeah especially if you think of it in terms of sheer usefulness. Any sort of doomerism just undermines your attitude and it's much better to go through life naively assuming things will turn out well as long as you keep going forward and trying again and again despite any downs and lows in the past. I like this pic](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/list/002/946/856/9f0.jpeg "Anon is hopeful | /r/Greentext")
![>tells me I look nervous >whatever not terrible start >suddenly >she tries putting a condom on me >I keep getting in the way >Can't even get fully erect >Whatever >Take the L expecting s--- to go bad >but not this bad >It takes me 3 seconds to c-- >no joke 3 seconds >f------ end my life >go to the bathroom to clean myself up >she offers me a wipe >throw it in the toilet by mistake Anonymous 12/28/22(Wed)21:54:45 No.71594836 [Reply] ► >>71595033 I just had the goofiest f------ three stooges type s--- happen to me that must be indisputable proof that God hates me. Seriously I must be a world record holder for biggest spaz. >be me >desperate >get a prostitute >arrive late >knock on wrong door twice >apologize >hard to communicate >at this point she's clearly annoyed and disgusted >ptsd to girls in school.jpg >whatever they were nice enough to give me another >right as I go out on my way I accidentally knock over her f------ coffee maker upon leaving >it's the most three stooges type s--- >take 30 seconds to f------ put on shoes without laces because of big feet >so embarassed I leave with them untied as she kicks me out >must have gone down as the biggest klutz in history in her eyes of all clients >step out into the cold >wait 17 minutes for a uber >a couple comes by to rub in their relationship in my face >on the verge of tears >write this out on here as an admission of guilt >it will probably be reposted on reddit where a bunch of neckbeards who dont have it anywhere as bad as me will laugh at it I should have killed myself in November.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/504/155/474.png "Anon Fails Badly | /r/Greentext")
