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Anon discusses pitbulls | /r/Greentext
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![The Russian avos' (Russian: aвосb) describes a philosophy of behavior, or attitude, of a person who ignores possible problems or hassles and, at the same time, expects or hopes for no negative results or consequences. It is an attitude that treats life as unpredictable and holds that the best one can do is count on luck.[1][2] >>73658048 # 1703041606043192.jpg 127 KB JPG >Damn you are right, this whole positivity and gratefulness thing is actually pretty good Yeah especially if you think of it in terms of sheer usefulness. Any sort of doomerism just undermines your attitude and it's much better to go through life naively assuming things will turn out well as long as you keep going forward and trying again and again despite any downs and lows in the past. I like this pic](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/list/002/946/856/9f0.jpeg "Anon is hopeful | /r/Greentext")
![>tells me I look nervous >whatever not terrible start >suddenly >she tries putting a condom on me >I keep getting in the way >Can't even get fully erect >Whatever >Take the L expecting s--- to go bad >but not this bad >It takes me 3 seconds to c-- >no joke 3 seconds >f------ end my life >go to the bathroom to clean myself up >she offers me a wipe >throw it in the toilet by mistake Anonymous 12/28/22(Wed)21:54:45 No.71594836 [Reply] ► >>71595033 I just had the goofiest f------ three stooges type s--- happen to me that must be indisputable proof that God hates me. Seriously I must be a world record holder for biggest spaz. >be me >desperate >get a prostitute >arrive late >knock on wrong door twice >apologize >hard to communicate >at this point she's clearly annoyed and disgusted >ptsd to girls in school.jpg >whatever they were nice enough to give me another >right as I go out on my way I accidentally knock over her f------ coffee maker upon leaving >it's the most three stooges type s--- >take 30 seconds to f------ put on shoes without laces because of big feet >so embarassed I leave with them untied as she kicks me out >must have gone down as the biggest klutz in history in her eyes of all clients >step out into the cold >wait 17 minutes for a uber >a couple comes by to rub in their relationship in my face >on the verge of tears >write this out on here as an admission of guilt >it will probably be reposted on reddit where a bunch of neckbeards who dont have it anywhere as bad as me will laugh at it I should have killed myself in November.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/504/155/474.png "Anon Fails Badly | /r/Greentext")
![Anonymous 12/28/22(Wed)21:05:12 No.71594350 [Reply] Well I finally did it. I lost my virginity and I'm no longer a robot. This will be final post here: >Be guy in mid 20s >From Fermanagh and live in my pad >Have Polish single mum as a neighbour >She has a teen daughter that goes to the local school >I used to feel awkward, but I treated her like a lil bro >She's a cute little tomboy with a wolfcut that wears Japanese hoodies & baggy jeans >Befriend the daughter since she was 16 but never did anything just talked and went on walks >Sometimes I secretly took her to play snooker, took her surfing in Portrush, went bowling >on her 17th birthday I took her to a DC Fontaines concert in Belfast >When she wasn't studying she would sneak into my apartment and watch her weeb shows on my pc >When she turned 18 I tried my luck and started putting my arm around her shoulder when we watched anime & youtube >One night she showed up at my door crying >She told me her dad returned and started hitting her mother, the police showed up >She cried herself to sleep and woke me up the next morning by pecking my cheek with kisses >She whispered in my ear that she thought I was "a big weirdo" but a "cute big weirdo" >The next night I invited her over to watch grave of the fireflies, it made her emotional >She started hugging me >I started getting super horny and picked her up and put her on the floor I started lifting her little tartan skirt >She remained silent but started whimpering and patting my chest >I remembered that she's autistic so I ignored it as she weakily flailed >I was able to take her knickers off and she felt wet so I stroked myself and awkwardly put it in >The second my c--- entered her the gripping sensation almost made me pass out with joy >F----- her for about 30 minutes and she kept moaning and whimpering >I finished inside of her and felt nervous cause of no condom I washed her in the shower, she was bleeding a bit & crying, I comforted her, she stared at me with her big blue eyes and said she loves me.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/504/029/181.png "Anon Gets Laid | /r/Greentext")
