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![Anonymous 12/28/22(Wed)21:05:12 No.71594350 [Reply] Well I finally did it. I lost my virginity and I'm no longer a robot. This will be final post here: >Be guy in mid 20s >From Fermanagh and live in my pad >Have Polish single mum as a neighbour >She has a teen daughter that goes to the local school >I used to feel awkward, but I treated her like a lil bro >She's a cute little tomboy with a wolfcut that wears Japanese hoodies & baggy jeans >Befriend the daughter since she was 16 but never did anything just talked and went on walks >Sometimes I secretly took her to play snooker, took her surfing in Portrush, went bowling >on her 17th birthday I took her to a DC Fontaines concert in Belfast >When she wasn't studying she would sneak into my apartment and watch her weeb shows on my pc >When she turned 18 I tried my luck and started putting my arm around her shoulder when we watched anime & youtube >One night she showed up at my door crying >She told me her dad returned and started hitting her mother, the police showed up >She cried herself to sleep and woke me up the next morning by pecking my cheek with kisses >She whispered in my ear that she thought I was "a big weirdo" but a "cute big weirdo" >The next night I invited her over to watch grave of the fireflies, it made her emotional >She started hugging me >I started getting super horny and picked her up and put her on the floor I started lifting her little tartan skirt >She remained silent but started whimpering and patting my chest >I remembered that she's autistic so I ignored it as she weakily flailed >I was able to take her knickers off and she felt wet so I stroked myself and awkwardly put it in >The second my c--- entered her the gripping sensation almost made me pass out with joy >F----- her for about 30 minutes and she kept moaning and whimpering >I finished inside of her and felt nervous cause of no condom I washed her in the shower, she was bleeding a bit & crying, I comforted her, she stared at me with her big blue eyes and said she loves me.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/504/029/181.png "Anon Gets Laid | /r/Greentext")
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