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![File: Worldrektwishitwas80sagain.jpg (122 KB, 728x663) I'VE SEEN THE FUTURE, MARTY! THIRTY YEARS FROM NOW, ALL OF THE PEOPLE WHO LIVED THROUGH THIS GREAT 80S DECADE WILL WISH THEY COULD TRAVEL BACK IN TIME AND LIVE THROUGH IT ALL AGAIN! OI miss not giving a f--- Anonymous 12/28/22(Wed)01:32:10 No.71581592 [Reply] >Be me, turning 40 >spent over half my life being a "responsible" adult >working a lot, paying bills >got married, had a kid >got divorced, and subsequently divorce r---- >she's a f------ idiot, so got her to sign a settlement >she's also a s--- mom, so had to raise kid on my own >kid is older now, so finally have some free time >on vacation from work for a week >playvidyagames.havefun >reading posts about some old PC games I used to play >Old-school counter strike >Quake 3 Arena >Unreal Tournament, Command and Conquer >Ultima Online and even f------ Everquest! >Have a vivid sense of memory >nostalgia trip back to growing up in the 80s and 90s >Remember clearly how it felt to have literally no worries >Getting home from school and playing Mega Man >Breath of Fire, Phantasy Star >Resident Evil, Silent Hill, Xenogears >old online games over dial-up and then in 1999, an only slightly-better 256kbps DSL >summer nights spent playing online before it was big >try to relive that feeling >while off work, try to play some s--- online >Fun for a bit, but something doesn't feel right >Can't fully immerse like I used to >that's when it hits me >"I still have responsibilities" >a kid that depends on me >bills that need paying >s--- around the house to keep up with >a job I have to go back to once vacation is done >days go increasingly fast once you pass 30 >week off work feels like a day or two >leftover stress from adulthood puts barrier on game feels >MFW I truly realize I will never feel that again >That feeling of true freedom, true separation from reality >I took it for granted as a kid, and may never have that feeling again. Here's hoping when all us oldfags are decrepit and s------- and pissing ourselves, that the roach-infested retirement homes will at least have decent enough networking to play some Unreal Tournament. Maybe the dementia will open a small portal back into those worlds we were able to so freely enter as kids.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/503/687/862.jpg "anon is an oldfag | /r/Greentext")
![File: kek.jpg (482 KB, 1200x512) HONO Would /r9k/ survive the zombie apocalypse? Anonymous 12/27/22(Tue)23:44:19 No.71580551 [Reply] How would you react to the living dead? Do you think your chances of long- term survival are high? The zombies follow the below rules... >starting from a certain point, every corpse on earth with their brain intact reanimates at the same time >anyone who dies past this point will return as a zombie if brain is intact >getting bitten or scratched by a zombie will result in eventual death (which leads to reanimation) >corpses usually reanimate anywhere from 1-3 minutes after brain death >the length of time before one succumbs to being bitten/scratched varies upon severity of wound, but you won't last longer than 24 hours >zombies are slow-moving and uncoordinated >most zombies are unintelligent, but some can think to a certain degree and use blunt objects or knives as weapons >zombies have memories of their past-lives and sometimes try to go places they used to visit or do things familiar to them, like answering phones, opening doors, pushing shopping carts etc. >zombies dont vocalize at all. they are completely silent So what would you do, /r9k/? Lock yourself in your room and cry and use the internet 'till it cuts out on you? Or maybe brave the apocalypse and go rescue some qt and use the end of the world as an opportunity to not be worthless?](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/503/622/289.jpg "anon on zombie apocalypse survival | /r/Greentext")
![File: 1671410483584363.png (408 KB, 1000x871) me? Anonymous 12/28/22 (Wed)04:39:35 No.71575700 >>71579408 >>71579478 [Reply] >>71580190 >>71581239 >26 >make 45k a year as an electrician >go on this board or /adv/ >everyone my age is a 6 figure STEM grad and even they can't afford a house What does that mean for](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/503/512/325.jpg "anon is an electrician | /r/Greentext")
