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File: kek.jpg (482 KB, 1200x512) HONO Would /r9k/ survive the zombie apocalypse? Anonymous 12/27/22(Tue)23:44:19 No.71580551 [Reply] How would you react to the living dead? Do you think your chances of long- term survival are high? The zombies follow the below rules... >starting from a certain point, every corpse on earth with their brain intact reanimates at the same time >anyone who dies past this point will return as a zombie if brain is intact >getting bitten or scratched by a zombie will result in eventual death (which leads to reanimation) >corpses usually reanimate anywhere from 1-3 minutes after brain death >the length of time before one succumbs to being bitten/scratched varies upon severity of wound, but you won't last longer than 24 hours >zombies are slow-moving and uncoordinated >most zombies are unintelligent, but some can think to a certain degree and use blunt objects or knives as weapons >zombies have memories of their past-lives and sometimes try to go places they used to visit or do things familiar to them, like answering phones, opening doors, pushing shopping carts etc. >zombies dont vocalize at all. they are completely silent So what would you do, /r9k/? Lock yourself in your room and cry and use the internet 'till it cuts out on you? Or maybe brave the apocalypse and go rescue some qt and use the end of the world as an opportunity to not be worthless?

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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