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File: kek.jpg (482 KB, 1200x512) HONO Would /r9k/ survive the zombie apocalypse? Anonymous 12/27/22(Tue)23:44:19 No.71580551 [Reply] How would you react to the living dead? Do you think your chances of long- term survival are high? The zombies follow the below rules... >starting from a certain point, every corpse on earth with their brain intact reanimates at the same time >anyone who dies past this point will return as a zombie if brain is intact >getting bitten or scratched by a zombie will result in eventual death (which leads to reanimation) >corpses usually reanimate anywhere from 1-3 minutes after brain death >the length of time before one succumbs to being bitten/scratched varies upon severity of wound, but you won't last longer than 24 hours >zombies are slow-moving and uncoordinated >most zombies are unintelligent, but some can think to a certain degree and use blunt objects or knives as weapons >zombies have memories of their past-lives and sometimes try to go places they used to visit or do things familiar to them, like answering phones, opening doors, pushing shopping carts etc. >zombies dont vocalize at all. they are completely silent So what would you do, /r9k/? Lock yourself in your room and cry and use the internet 'till it cuts out on you? Or maybe brave the apocalypse and go rescue some qt and use the end of the world as an opportunity to not be worthless?

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