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![Board : /11/ Literature rue Lovecraft Miyazaki (hi- detaka) onymous FIFTY SHADES OF GREY 1.11 MB JPG Settings Mobile Home The Orators [Advertise on 4chan] 12/26/22(Mon)12:55:17 No.21435358 > be me 24 or something > been with gf for some years > 8/10 shy qt > she read these books when three of them were out and couldnt wait for the fourth > she would read for about an hour, and then want sex > she was nonstop about these books > alot of women were : Anonymous A memory of my ex occured regarding these books. Help me out /lit > slimy cucumbers were found in cinemas > the actor was even considered a sex symbol Fourth book comes out, where apparently the dominant dude is vulnerable according to gf > she hates it > critics hate it > suddenly nobody thinks its hot anymore > suddenly never hear about 50 shades of grey again Did the world renowned fictional sex symbol christian grey become a turnoff as soon as people saw him vulnerable, or was it just a s--- book? 12/26/22(Mon)13:03:18 No.21435378](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/502/480/764.jpg "anon doesnt understand | /r/Greentext")
![File: C9E34163-AB4A-4F0E-976E-6DA218FBE080.jpg (275 KB, 1152x2048) Anonymous 12/25/22(Sun)19:28:44 No.71548233 [Reply] >>71548412 >Ask a Gen Zer whats theyre aspiration in life >They reply with streamer/influencer + 3 replies and 1 image omitted. Click here to view. >> Anonymous 12/25/22 (Sun)19:43:16 No.71548412 File: 1670183300374361.jpg (47 KB, 357x512) >>71548233 (OP) # >have a cousin 5 years younger than me who was one of my favorite friends in the world when we were kids >she was a tomboy for most of her childhood, down to earth, fun etc. >i move away for years at the same time that she is starting college >just yesterday while visiting my family for christmas eve i see her for the first time in about 4 years >shes wearing a h----- dress to a family party, caked in makeup and spray tan, goes by they/them, and tells me she wants to be an influencer >look into her eyes and see the same lifeless stare that i see in 99% of adult women, no hint of the fun little kid that i used to watch dbz with](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/502/411/872.jpg "Anon hates instagram | /r/Greentext")
![File: 36872806.jpg (377 KB, 1600x1200) Anonymous 11/01/20(Sun)11:32:52 No.60724258 [Reply]>>60727056 >>60727082 >>60723 i just had sex with my dolly and am about to cuddle and watch anime why haven't you taken the dollpill yet /r9k/ 6 replies and 1 image omitted. Click here to view. >> Anonymous 11/01/20(Sun)15:50:19 No.60727056 >> Anonymous 11/01/20(Sun)15:52:12 No.60727082 Anonymous 11/01/20(Sun)15:54:49 No.60727115 Anonymous 11/01/20(Sun)16:02:54 No.60727201 >> Anonymous 11/01/20(Sun)16:03:19 No.60727207 >you wake up >beside you in bed is a large rubber and plastic doll with pink hair and vaguely human characteristics >"hey baby" you croak out into the dim, odor-filled room >you heave your fat, malnourished body up into a sitting position >"that was a really great time last night" you wheeze >the doll stares back at you with dead eyes >"haha of course baby" >with great effort you slide out of bed and waddle to the kitchen >you gather up soap and a towel in your fat greasy arms >returning to bed, you pull the sheets from your plastic girlfriend >for the next 20 minutes you wipe and clean the dried up c-- out of its rubber vagina >the rag gets tossed to the floor before you lay back in bed beside "her" >"there you go baby, nice and clean" >you boot up your laptop and turn on your favorite anime >you wrap your heavy arms around the plastic frame beside you "i love you" you whisper into its ear >there is no response >only silence >forever](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/502/410/c0b.jpg "Anons first love | /r/Greentext")
