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Anon's brain goes on autopilot | /r/Greentext
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![File: C9E34163-AB4A-4F0E-976E-6DA218FBE080.jpg (275 KB, 1152x2048) Anonymous 12/25/22(Sun)19:28:44 No.71548233 [Reply] >>71548412 >Ask a Gen Zer whats theyre aspiration in life >They reply with streamer/influencer + 3 replies and 1 image omitted. Click here to view. >> Anonymous 12/25/22 (Sun)19:43:16 No.71548412 File: 1670183300374361.jpg (47 KB, 357x512) >>71548233 (OP) # >have a cousin 5 years younger than me who was one of my favorite friends in the world when we were kids >she was a tomboy for most of her childhood, down to earth, fun etc. >i move away for years at the same time that she is starting college >just yesterday while visiting my family for christmas eve i see her for the first time in about 4 years >shes wearing a h----- dress to a family party, caked in makeup and spray tan, goes by they/them, and tells me she wants to be an influencer >look into her eyes and see the same lifeless stare that i see in 99% of adult women, no hint of the fun little kid that i used to watch dbz with](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/502/411/872.jpg "Anon hates instagram | /r/Greentext")
![File: 36872806.jpg (377 KB, 1600x1200) Anonymous 11/01/20(Sun)11:32:52 No.60724258 [Reply]>>60727056 >>60727082 >>60723 i just had sex with my dolly and am about to cuddle and watch anime why haven't you taken the dollpill yet /r9k/ 6 replies and 1 image omitted. Click here to view. >> Anonymous 11/01/20(Sun)15:50:19 No.60727056 >> Anonymous 11/01/20(Sun)15:52:12 No.60727082 Anonymous 11/01/20(Sun)15:54:49 No.60727115 Anonymous 11/01/20(Sun)16:02:54 No.60727201 >> Anonymous 11/01/20(Sun)16:03:19 No.60727207 >you wake up >beside you in bed is a large rubber and plastic doll with pink hair and vaguely human characteristics >"hey baby" you croak out into the dim, odor-filled room >you heave your fat, malnourished body up into a sitting position >"that was a really great time last night" you wheeze >the doll stares back at you with dead eyes >"haha of course baby" >with great effort you slide out of bed and waddle to the kitchen >you gather up soap and a towel in your fat greasy arms >returning to bed, you pull the sheets from your plastic girlfriend >for the next 20 minutes you wipe and clean the dried up c-- out of its rubber vagina >the rag gets tossed to the floor before you lay back in bed beside "her" >"there you go baby, nice and clean" >you boot up your laptop and turn on your favorite anime >you wrap your heavy arms around the plastic frame beside you "i love you" you whisper into its ear >there is no response >only silence >forever](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/502/410/c0b.jpg "Anons first love | /r/Greentext")
![[Return] File: pe talog] [Bottom] [Update] [Auto] No new posts se.jpg (109 KB, 1533x961) ^. Anonymous 12/25/22(Sun)19:46:29 No.15077959 >Observable universe is ~93 billion light years in diameter >Universe is 13.8 billion years old >Speed of light is fastest speed How?](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/502/265/181.png "Anon has a question | /r/Greentext")
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![Anonymous (ID: rKKPG8ZL) 07/24/22(Sun)17:09:22 No.388172371 267527023c6787c5[1].png 992 KB PNG WELL I'M PROUD TO BE AN AMERICAN, WHERE AT LEAST I HAVE AC AND I WON'T FORGET THE BRITS WHO DIED, IN THE HEATWAVE OF '03 AND I'LL GLADY SIT DOWN IN MY ROOM, AND ENJOY THAT SWEET COLD AIR THAT HOT HOT SEETHE AND EURO COPE GOD BLESS MY FRIGIDAIRE](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/list/002/409/083/b1f.jpg "Anon has AC | /r/Greentext")
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