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DELTACO Hungover so I wanna talk about this >Be me >2008ish, high with the guys >Munchies hits >Del taco is a mile away >We carpool 72 KB JPG >I order like 7 different burritos >Eat like it's the last supper >On the way out I'm kinda craving ice cream and something catches my eye >It's the orange shake, it looks ight so I order one >Needless to say I get addicted, it's not like the best shake ever or anything but it's f------ addicting >A couple years pass and it leaves the menu for some reason >I cope with the fact I might not have another orange shake >I quit going to del >Fast forward to this week >Check twitter >Friend sends me a del taco tweet >It's an announcement for December 22nd >They're f------ bringing it back, some horde of twitter users actually f------ did it >I'm not exaggerating when I say I'm about to use my full bank account ordering these f------ shakes >I might die but it will be worth it Thank you Del Taco

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