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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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Anon explains season change | /r/Greentext

>grow green >turn brown >refuse to elaborate further >leaves

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Anon is management material. 100% | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 11/06/21(Sat)15:16:11 No.66050517 >work in office >youngest person in my department by 22 years, and least experienced in this field by close to 20 years >I have somehow been appointed the de facto person who is in charge of everything when the manager is not around 116 KB JPG >whenever someone has a question they ask me before they ask the manager >if the manager is going to be out she only updates me on what's going on >mfw I'm a f------ moron and have no idea what I am doing but everyone thinks I'm a genius Is that what adulthood is supposed to be like?

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Anon turns 20 | /r/Greentext

Anonymous buy me more coffee pis 07/07/19(Sun)00:10:26 No.803994004 31 KB JPG >be me >turn 20 today >family forgets my birthday >no presents or celebration >no phone calls >cryingpepe.exe >hear phone email ping >birthday email from Dunkin' Donuts >at least they remembered me >email had free any size beverage >happypepewithcoffee.jpg >don't feel so sad anymore >thanks Dunkin' Donuts

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Anon Becomes a Real Man | /r/Greentext

44d52a926ff0b885e2bbc7816(...).jpg (28 KB, 489x499) google yandex iqdb wait O Anonymous (ID: rFnQ32Ku) 12/13/22 (Tue)08:37:55 No.408158793 ✓ >be me >feel weak >never taken seriously >feel like a kid >want people to recognize me as a man >don't know how >visit 4chan >randomly say that I'm a real woman >be called a man >be told that I'm too manly to be a woman >mfw Thanks 4chan

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Anons a genius | /r/Greentext

throwing2bstick jpg (1.08 MB 1600x1200) Anonymous 11/10/16(Thu)08 12 27 No 31957096319571003195711031957136 22 31958049 2310605882196077531960844319612822196195323196274231962772319 How do you weaponize a stick? How to make the stick do more damage? Smart thinking now they can't steal stick Anonymous 11/10/16 (Thu)17-20:15 No.3196077531962039 >>31962842 >>31962 File: IMG_0870.jpg (1.79 MB, 3264x2448) Anonymous 11/10/16(Thu)22:51:15 No.3196362731963704 >>31963816 >>31953821 >>31964061 >>31960775 Smart thinking now they can't steal stick >>31957096 (OP) I added a chain and a lock to mine. can't Anonymous 11/10/16(Thm File: TEARS.jpg (54 KB, 400x steal stick Anonymous 11/ File: great jpg (60 KE Gyeng

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Anon forgor | /r/Greentext

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Anon questions some design choices | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous worst designs in biology 125 KB JPG 12/10/19(Tue)05:07:31 No.11214649 >physically weak >even the strongest specimens have only 1/10 the strength of a bear >"intelligent" >only about half of the population intelligent enough to make a difference >babies take 9 months to be born >and 15 years before they are useful >body too hot for semen to be produced >testicles need to be outside the body >put them in the warmest place possible why has humanity survived this long with such a retarded design?

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It just works TM | /r/Greentext

255 KB PNG >It has custom >mfw Thanks, Todd >Be me >Playin Fallout >Come across a deathclaw >Had a sex mod installed for s---- 'n giggles >Forgot I had it installed >Deathclaw f------ assrapes me sound

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Anon gives dating advice | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 05/02/18 (Wed)17:08:54 No.45836085 >>45834564 # You should act a bit more alpha so she thinks you're a Chad, try messaging her "get your t--- out now or I'll f------ kill you. >>45837596 # Anonymous05/02/18(Wed)20:35:42 No.45837596 >>45836085 # do not do this

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Anon wishes he could shoot Christcucks | /r/Greentext

m 272 KB JPG >You will never be North Sentinelese >You will spend the day teaching your sons to hunt with spears >You will never spend the night plowing your harem after they cook your prey >You will never shoot an American missionary with arrows and get away with it >You will instead work 50 hours a week in McDonalds and marry a thot

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Anon learns that no good deed goes unpunished | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 10 KB JPG 12/13/22(Tue)12:18:28 No.890691927 >be me, always hated bugs as a kid, especially spiders and centipedes, and would always kill them >as I grew up, I learned that they ate pests and were beneficial to homes and outside >eventually I left spiders alone but still killed centipedes because they're scary >Last night I saw a centipede in my bedroom and decided to leave it alone for the first time >go to sleep proud of myself for letting an innocent animal live >get bit in my sleep I don't understand /b/ros, the one time I ignored the centipede, the f----- bit me. Is this payback or something? Jfc, my arm is killing me

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anon has an encounter | /r/Greentext

Anonymous >5'7", 120 lbs >Get called "big guy" by the dude at the counter handing me my order : Anonymous Was it a big order 12/06/22(Tue)07:48:41 No.71278567 : Anonymous >>71278567 (OP) # Probably being sarcastic >>71278642 # baku3.gif 2.26 MB GIF : Anonymous >>71278567 (OP) # 12/06/22(Tue)07:50:49 No.71278592 12/06/22(Tue)07:51:29 No.71278599 12/06/22(Tue)07:52:37 No.71278609 Who's my best little man? Who's a good boy? LOOK AT YOU, out on your own!!! And shopping!!! Wow, you're such a BIG BOY!

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