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No.890652820 [Reply] Need some advice. > So I convinced my fiancée to do a swingers thing. > the couple we met was a bit older and had a lot more experience > I'm not super tall, like 5'8 and the other guy was 6'2+, even the guys wife was about the same height as me, I felt kinda intimidated > I felt awkward the whole time, like the guy was really smooth talking and sweet with my fiancée but I just didn't feel any chemistry with the girl > I'm upfront that we had never done anything like this before and they were cool about that. They kinda took the lead > we were in a hotel room with two queen beds so we were each on one, me with the girl and my fiancée with him > they had instant chemistry and basically started right away. They were literally f------ before I had even kissed the other lady > like I said, really awkward with the lady, she gives me a b------ but I like can't concentrate because they are f------ next to us > she tells keeps giving me a b------/h------ and I eventually c-- > I just lay there and basically watch my fiancée get f----- for like 30 minutes. > he asks her where she wants him to c--, she says in her mouth > this really stung because she never gives me b------- nor would she swallow > they just laid there for a bit then I asked if we could leave, but she said she wanted to go another round. I was sick to my stomach and demanded that we leave > we left Now my fiancée is super upset with me and saying I ruined the night. I tried telling her that I wasn't about any of it and that I didn't have fun. She just wasn't having any of it and is basically being a total bitch about things. I really don't know what to do? I can't get the images of them f------ out of my head

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

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